Ah yes. The Death God Kirby. A small pink ball, it will kill ANYTHING.
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Whenever we come across a cliff/mine shaft/whatever we drop a rock to see how far down it is. So my character just carries around “suicide pebbles” to drop down cliffs, into portals, or any other pebble unfriendly place.
Whenever we come across a cliff/mine shaft/whatever we drop a rock to see how far down it is. So my character just carries around “suicide pebbles” to drop down cliffs, into portals, or any other pebble unfriendly place.
This is what I'm calling ball bearings from now on! :D
Most of the quotes from the recent Silver and Steel episode are related to the various curses we all got. But out of context this moment still makes me giggle:
“I didn’t know large scale explosives were on the table!” “This is a mining town, large scale explosives are ALWAYS on the table!” “I like this place!” - Freely, Sally, and Orkira
“I didn’t know large scale explosives were on the table!” “This is a mining town, large scale explosives are ALWAYS on the table!” “I like this place!” - Freely, Sally, and Orkira
Ah, so, so true. Large explosives always result in a TPK are the best things in D&D!
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"The vines start thrusting and penetrating you... your skin that is".
The DM made a nice save from not accidentally making a really bad innuendo. Whoever that DM is, good job!
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
A few editions ago in a US state not too far away...
DM: "In the cellar, you see--" Player 1: "-- a pile of gold!" Player 2: "--a lich!: Player 3: "--a sacrificial altar!" Player 4: "--a murder victim!" Player 5: "--a banana!" Everyone: "Banana?" Player 5: "I just wanted to be included." DM: "No. you see casks of ale and wine." Player 2: "Well, that's disappointing."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Dm: roll to see if you take slashing damage from the broken glass
(Barbarian rolls 1)
Dm: You die.
Barbarian: How is that even remotely fair
Wizard: You should have just drank it like a normal person.
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I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
This was way back in 1st Edition playing Dragonlance and we were invading a fortress full of Draconians.
DM: "So, looking over the ramparts you see the courtyard is packed with 5 groups of Draconians, 12 per group, practicing military drills."
My character at the time was a fighter, heavily inspired by Frank Frazetta's Death Dealer paintings and the Death Dealer novels by James Silke.
Me: "I'll take the first four groups."
Everyone: "What?"
Me, putting on helmet. "You guys deal with those, I'll get the rest."
10 minutes later.
Everyone: "Oh my god, he did!"
Really, it was just timing and positioning of the Draconian death effects to help out. But it was fun.
Oh, were they the acid and explosive kinds?
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"Kill the Great Death God Kirby"- 'Nuff said
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I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Ah yes. The Death God Kirby. A small pink ball, it will kill ANYTHING.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
"Ye gods! The Orb of Annihilation bounces!"
"It BOUNCES...!!!"
That's actually pretty clever!
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Most of the quotes from the recent Silver and Steel episode are related to the various curses we all got. But out of context this moment still makes me giggle:
“I didn’t know large scale explosives were on the table!”
“This is a mining town, large scale explosives are ALWAYS on the table!”
“I like this place!” - Freely, Sally, and Orkira
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Ah, so, so true. Large explosives
always result in a TPKare the best things in D&D!I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
The world would be a better place if more people said "ye gods" in daily life
Nikolai Buckman | vampire | bard
Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard
Wait... She was a ghost!?
“Congratulations. You’ve made a stink bomb.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"The vines start thrusting and penetrating you... your skin that is".
SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The DM made a nice save from not accidentally making a really bad innuendo. Whoever that DM is, good job!
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
A few editions ago in a US state not too far away...
DM: "In the cellar, you see--"
Player 1: "-- a pile of gold!"
Player 2: "--a lich!:
Player 3: "--a sacrificial altar!"
Player 4: "--a murder victim!"
Player 5: "--a banana!"
Everyone: "Banana?"
Player 5: "I just wanted to be included."
DM: "No. you see casks of ale and wine."
Player 2: "Well, that's disappointing."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Dm: you finally beat the lizardfolk
Barbarian: I heal
Dm: with what?
Barbarian: healing potion. I eat the vial whole
Dm:...
Wizard: You do WHAT?
Dm: roll to see if you take slashing damage from the broken glass
(Barbarian rolls 1)
Dm: You die.
Barbarian: How is that even remotely fair
Wizard: You should have just drank it like a normal person.
I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
What to do with health potions...
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Ouch....... Why the heck would someone do that??
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
This was way back in 1st Edition playing Dragonlance and we were invading a fortress full of Draconians.
DM: "So, looking over the ramparts you see the courtyard is packed with 5 groups of Draconians, 12 per group, practicing military drills."
My character at the time was a fighter, heavily inspired by Frank Frazetta's Death Dealer paintings and the Death Dealer novels by James Silke.
Me: "I'll take the first four groups."
Everyone: "What?"
Me, putting on helmet. "You guys deal with those, I'll get the rest."
10 minutes later.
Everyone: "Oh my god, he did!"
Really, it was just timing and positioning of the Draconian death effects to help out. But it was fun.
Just EAT the VIAL.
I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
Oh, were they the acid and explosive kinds?
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
First, I want to thank you for introducing me to Frank Frazetta's work. : )
Seems like a character of this concept would benefit from the "Dread Helm" item.
Second...that story snippet is just hilarious.
Yes. The best kinds of Draconian mixed with some lower tier ones. :)
Frank Frazetta was a master. His stuff was amazing. You're welcome.
Thanks, we had a lot of fun back then.
One of the party, a thief, described himself as having a boot tucked into a dagger. He never lived that down.