So I got more, because my party is stupid as hell, but somehow still living. They were in a keep and went through a secret door that was disguised as a wall. They found a laboratory of a Blood Hunter/Alchemist that worked with the cult that had captured the keep. They wandered into a room and the door behind them locked, and they were stuck in a cage fight. Two of them had split off and hadn't gone in the room. One had left the lab completely and went and did some normal DND things. Sleeping, drinking, and the usual. But the other one that had split off was still in the lab. From a closed balcony, the Blood Hunter/Alchemist, Dr. Valthis, was watching as the other party members fought his creatures. The ranger, Zen, (BTW we have a paladin, a blood Hunter, two rangers, a sorcerer, and a druid) could have easily crept up behind Valthis to kill him. He didn't instead he (they were also being hunted by a guard dragon) went to loot this man's room of potions, fought a few skeletons, solved a puzzle that nearly killed him, and then went to go fight Valthis and almost died to him. The party, who had found their way out, had to save him, taking a good amount of damage too, and defeated Valthis. Our druid literally gutted him like a fish (he had threatened to do so) and tried describing in great detail what happens. I had to stop him so he wouldn't make someone throw up. Then a few sessions later, the druid was looting a few wagons when he found a dead body. And does nothing. Just goes to steal the dead man's stuff and leave. Then he and the paladin (who is neutral, but close to lawful or chaotic) trap a few cultists in a cart and attempt to burn the wagon they were in and either kill them of smoke inhalation or being burned alive. They then got their rear ends handed to them, but won. No deaths, just lots of damage. Then they went to buy gunpowder, bought dynamite, and burned the black market with people and animals inside, killed a baby beholder, and freed a baby Owlbear (which the Blood Hunter then adopted) and a baby Displacer Beast (which has gone MIA). He also tried to attack the castle and got shot from the sky by ballista bolts and almost died. All to get basic information. Zen has almost gotten the party killed on multiple occasions. Funnier during the moment, but still brings a smile to our faces. Except when they're almost dying. Then it's just me
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In the words of the great philosopher, Unicorse, "Aaaannnnd why should I care??"
Best quote from a book ever: "If you love with your eyes, death is forever. If you love with your heart, there is no such thing as parting."- Jonah Cook, Ascendant, Songs of Chaos by Michael R. Miller. Highly recommend
One time my rouge, my brother's paladin, and my friend's barbarian cooked an ate a goblin. One of my players tried to eat a magic missile. Another player used minor illusion to disappear.
In the words of the great philosopher, Unicorse, "Aaaannnnd why should I care??"
Best quote from a book ever: "If you love with your eyes, death is forever. If you love with your heart, there is no such thing as parting."- Jonah Cook, Ascendant, Songs of Chaos by Michael R. Miller. Highly recommend
Mine is this lil baby dragon guy that flips on everyone he meets next thing you know "domain expansion, *flips us off* f**k off." Also sometimes this dragon dude would eat wood randomly mainly endangered tree species so yeahhhhhh
This is probably my 18,541,207th time telling this story. I was running a wizard school campaign, so everyone had to be a wizard. We had a abjurer, an illusioner, and a CHAOTIC EVIL EVOCATIONER!!! There name was "my name is," and dear God, it was chaos.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
This is probably my 18,541,207th time telling this story. I was running a wizard school campaign, so everyone had to be a wizard. We had a abjurer, an illusioner, and a CHAOTIC EVIL EVOCATIONER!!! There name was "my name is," and dear God, it was chaos.
Hi My name is. What? My name is. Who?
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i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list. supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
This is probably my 18,541,207th time telling this story. I was running a wizard school campaign, so everyone had to be a wizard. We had a abjurer, an illusioner, and a CHAOTIC EVIL EVOCATIONER!!! There name was "my name is," and dear God, it was chaos.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
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So I got more, because my party is stupid as hell, but somehow still living. They were in a keep and went through a secret door that was disguised as a wall. They found a laboratory of a Blood Hunter/Alchemist that worked with the cult that had captured the keep. They wandered into a room and the door behind them locked, and they were stuck in a cage fight. Two of them had split off and hadn't gone in the room. One had left the lab completely and went and did some normal DND things. Sleeping, drinking, and the usual. But the other one that had split off was still in the lab. From a closed balcony, the Blood Hunter/Alchemist, Dr. Valthis, was watching as the other party members fought his creatures. The ranger, Zen, (BTW we have a paladin, a blood Hunter, two rangers, a sorcerer, and a druid) could have easily crept up behind Valthis to kill him. He didn't instead he (they were also being hunted by a guard dragon) went to loot this man's room of potions, fought a few skeletons, solved a puzzle that nearly killed him, and then went to go fight Valthis and almost died to him. The party, who had found their way out, had to save him, taking a good amount of damage too, and defeated Valthis. Our druid literally gutted him like a fish (he had threatened to do so) and tried describing in great detail what happens. I had to stop him so he wouldn't make someone throw up. Then a few sessions later, the druid was looting a few wagons when he found a dead body. And does nothing. Just goes to steal the dead man's stuff and leave. Then he and the paladin (who is neutral, but close to lawful or chaotic) trap a few cultists in a cart and attempt to burn the wagon they were in and either kill them of smoke inhalation or being burned alive. They then got their rear ends handed to them, but won. No deaths, just lots of damage. Then they went to buy gunpowder, bought dynamite, and burned the black market with people and animals inside, killed a baby beholder, and freed a baby Owlbear (which the Blood Hunter then adopted) and a baby Displacer Beast (which has gone MIA). He also tried to attack the castle and got shot from the sky by ballista bolts and almost died. All to get basic information. Zen has almost gotten the party killed on multiple occasions. Funnier during the moment, but still brings a smile to our faces. Except when they're almost dying. Then it's just me
In the words of the great philosopher, Unicorse, "Aaaannnnd why should I care??"
Best quote from a book ever: "If you love with your eyes, death is forever. If you love with your heart, there is no such thing as parting."- Jonah Cook, Ascendant, Songs of Chaos by Michael R. Miller. Highly recommend
One time my rouge, my brother's paladin, and my friend's barbarian cooked an ate a goblin. One of my players tried to eat a magic missile. Another player used minor illusion to disappear.
That’s insane
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What happened?
In the words of the great philosopher, Unicorse, "Aaaannnnd why should I care??"
Best quote from a book ever: "If you love with your eyes, death is forever. If you love with your heart, there is no such thing as parting."- Jonah Cook, Ascendant, Songs of Chaos by Michael R. Miller. Highly recommend
He probably exploded, or he gets bad digestion.
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One of them was hungry, so they ate the first thing they saw, which was a magic missile
So what happened to him?
like @IMPLAYS asked:
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Context: Me and some friends have to buy a potion to heal an injured family at the Apothecary
Clerk: “Hi, how may I help you?”
Player 1 (OOC): “I grab and consume a random bottle off the shelf.”
DM: ”Will you at least pay for it first?”
Player 1 (OOC): “I shove the whole bottle in my mouth, container and all”
Everyone stares at Player 1
Player 2 then begins to stab the apothecary clerk
Me (OOC): Why am I the only sane person here?”
Player 3 (OOC): “Because you have the Chaotic Good alignment.”
(Everyone else has the Chaotic Neutral alignment)
DM: facepalms
I buy the potions needed.
Player 1 then begins to act like a rabid animal for the rest of the game.
Player 1 scampers up a tree like a squirrel
Me: “Yes, I would like to rescue [Player 1] from a tree.”
Player 1: [Howls]
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They took the full force of the damage plus damage from interior injuries.
🤣🤣🤣
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Mine is this lil baby dragon guy that flips on everyone he meets next thing you know "domain expansion, *flips us off* f**k off." Also sometimes this dragon dude would eat wood randomly mainly endangered tree species so yeahhhhhh
This is probably my 18,541,207th time telling this story. I was running a wizard school campaign, so everyone had to be a wizard. We had a abjurer, an illusioner, and a CHAOTIC EVIL EVOCATIONER!!! There name was "my name is," and dear God, it was chaos.
Certified lover boy, certified dungeon master. WOP WOP WOP WOP!
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Hi My name is.
What?
My name is.
Who?
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
Chka chka slim shady
Certified lover boy, certified dungeon master. WOP WOP WOP WOP!
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.