I was DMing a game of about 5th level characters. The party was making their way through a forest and I decided to roll a random encounter table and ended up getting a unicorn... as soon as I said a unicorn showed up the entire party wanted to tame it, so the fighter with animal handling tried to tame it and succeeded... then for some reason that I still can't figure out the rogue decided to become a bard and seduce the unicorn........ I had him roll..... nat 20...... so now the elf rogue is in a romantic relationship with a freaking unicorn
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In my campaign there is a Firbolg Druid, an Aarakocra Rogue/ranger who can change from his race to wolf, and me, a Tiefling Fighter. This is a campaign set in Faerun, but it is not railroaded. The DM uses resources from different books but the storyline was made up by him. There are 3 main npcs as well. Cloud- A Human fighter with blue hair. Riya- A fire Genasi Ranger. Teeth- A goblin/primordial obsessed with teeth. Riya got married to Cloud, and Riya was my tieflings ex.
So my Tiefling is a famous bagpipe player in baldurs gate and inherited a castle in the outercity from my father, who was a warlock of asmodeus. I ditched my party in Berdusk and travelled by boat to Baldurs gate. They had some weird dreams after a night of drunkenness. When i got to baldurs gate, a lured a goblin child into my home, then cooked it alive. a lot more kids came, and i cooked them as well, then had a party with some of the nobles in Baldurs gate. I sacrificed each child to Asmodeus, praying for him to teleport my friends into my dungeon. Some of the peasants in the city tried to get into the town as well, so I told my guards to shoot them. a few of them got shot in the leg. Later on I let all of the party members except cloud into the party. I sent cloud to an inn in town because my tiefling doesnt like cloud. During the party I started playing music and a food fight happened. Also the Aarakockra was being hit on by his fathers ex, and he didnt want to date her. He threw food in her face, causing her to drop all her money, and all of the nobles started stealing it off the ground. I told them to give it all back but only 1/3rd gave it back. I told her that the Aarakocra wasnt worth it and that she should date my firbolg friend, but as i said that i saw him go into a spare bedroom with a female tiefling. Riya was being crowded by men who want to date her, but i told them to go into town to look for cloud and that he was actually a girl in disguise. They all went running, but then one of them stole my stuff so i shot them. the rest of the nobles started stealing my stuff, so i got all my guards to attack them. I also fed all of the children i killed to the nobles, including the Mayor.
The story we will always talk about is when I had a group in front of a building and I put their miniatures there and two Gargoyle miniatures next to the stairs heading up to the entrance. I never intended the gargoyle's to come to life and attack, but the players were determined that they will do exactly that and literally spent an hour trying to figure out a way to get them to spring to life. Attacking them, trying to talk to them, enticing them to attack, looking for a trap trigger, it was hysterical watching them mess with these two statues. I didn't even bother having the front door locked cause they spent so much time on that.
The party Bard accidentally killed a guy by pooing on him.....Wasn't a quick death either. Everyone was too busy bertating the bard for taking a dump on a person to notice the guy dying in the corner.
Our Bard, who is an EPIC bard btw, challenged Azmodeus to a fiddle contest. The DM played the devil went down to Georgia while they made performance checks against each other during the song, and the bard won.
My friend was hosting a D&D game, and we came across this cavern with an albino tiefling trapped in a cage hanging from the ceiling. We actually thought it would be a great idea to get her out of the cage, even with an assimar in our party. We shot the fragile chain and the cage came crashing down. Surprisingly, this tiefling just wanted to help us fight the Dark Mantles, Harpies, and Mimics who had captured her. But before we got to the fighting, the assimar said: "How did you get here?" The tiefling responded with: "Well I was at a bar, had a few drinks, did some... questionable things with a man. The bartender said an especially funny joke. I laughed, he laughed... The table laughed. And here I am!"
Later that night, when we were fighting chimeras, our bard took out their yarting, put a rose in their mouth, walked in the middle of the large group of aggressive male chimeras who were going through the "I need a mate phase," and loudly asked them all: "Are you single?" The DM had him role for persuasion. He got a nat 20. Literally just like that, our bard got 'fawned over' by a group of chimeras twice his size-
So in my first ever game is was DMing in I was narrating the party through an abandoned village filled with twig blights. A party member who had JUST learned fireball was itching to try it out. He made a perception roll to see if anything was in the bushes and he rolled a nat 20. So I told the players that it sounded like twigs were breaking inside the bushes. Therefore the player said he wanted to cast fireball. I told him to roll and he got another perfect roll. I sighed as I told him that the bush was set on fire along with the twig blights inside. One of the twig blights who was on fire ran at the player and he described what he did as, and i quote, "I want to drop kick him back into the burning bush." I let him do it. Funniest encounter by far.
One of my Players recently tried to convince me that killing a town guard would be perfectly legal and acceptable, so he wouldn't have a bounty on his head.
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
One of my Players recently tried to convince me that killing a town guard would be perfectly legal and acceptable, so he wouldn't have a bounty on his head.
I had a similar thing happen except we killed them by forcefully kicking open a door.
Running LMoP, the party was fighting the young green dragon, the rogue isn't even in the fight and one of the wizards went to get a drink of water IRL, so ingame he's just screaming and running around for no reason, and the cleric is hiding behind the wall of the tower, so I think the dragon might beat them or simply run away and give them slightly less EXP. The fighter ran up and asked to do his extra attack and action surge, and I let him. He rolled 20. Four times in a row. The wizard says he wants to cast fireball. Another 20. The dragon panics and tries to fly out of the tower. The other wizard comes back from getting the water, "oh the dragon's trying to escape and it's my turn, I cast fire bolt". Dragon just collapses and I have to give the party the full EXP bonus of 3,900.
The party I was in approached a homebrew creature guarding an area we thought contained… something, We decided to try to resolve this peacefully. One of our players talked to it, at one point offering to free it if it was cursed.
The creature immediately attacked when he said that.
From that point on the group calls it “doing a Torrin” whenever the a player says something that makes a monster or NPC hostile while trying to talk, because that is the character’s name.
I played a kobold wizard who was plotting to stab a party member in the back, but never really did more than scheming. Anyways, this guy (name of Meerak) had found themselves alone in a room with loot, and eventually found themselves trying to say they didn't take anything with an ioun stone spinning around their head... I won't get into his suicidal tendencies and demon ichor experimentation...
I played a kobold wizard who was plotting to stab a party member in the back, but never really did more than scheming. Anyways, this guy (name of Meerak) had found themselves alone in a room with loot, and eventually found themselves trying to say they didn't take anything with an ioun stone spinning around their head... I won't get into his suicidal tendencies and demon ichor experimentation...
With an ioun stone
That was amazing
”I didn’t take this thing spinning around my head, it just followed me!”
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I can't remember whether he grabbed it first or not, but I prefer it spinning around his head in my memory. He also had a few skeletons that would carry him around when wounded using one as a stretcher.
1. No one knew anything it was one of our first sessions
2. I was not the dm.
3. There was a changeling rogue a kenku wizard a half orc barbarian a halfling bard and a changeling bard.
Ok so the dm gave us an encounter against a succubus in which the kenku who at the time didn't know what a spell slot was tried to kiss her, got stabbed then the changeling bard tried to kiss her and got stabbed too tried again and succeeded and now me (the rogue) and the barbarian are currently trying to assassinate the succubus
As DM, I had set up an encounter for when the party was tarvelling. As they're walking along the road, they see the remnants of a battle. There are a dozen bodies, lying in pools of blood despersed around. A wagon is broken and upturned, spilling it's contents of potions, supplies, and loot. A dead man in wizard robes is collapsed against the wagon, blood still pouring out of his chest. In the centre of this chaotic bloody scene the party finds themselves in, is a chicken.
The way I set it up is that a dangerous creature had mercilessly killed this caravan, tearing them all apart. With his last dying breath, the wizard cast polymorph on the creature, turning it into a chicken for the next 30 minutes. The party can learn this if they inspect the wizard and find his spell book open to the polymorph spell. I thought that the party would either take all the loot and quickly leave, or someone would try to kill the chicken, reverting it back to it's original monster.
I forgot that the bard had the Speak with Animals spell.
So, completely improvising, I roleplayed a dangerous monster that was confused as to why it was now small and couldn't eat everyone.
My players, 2 Dragonborns, and 2 Tieflings, start in a tavern to the northeast. One of my players decide to pickpocket a man, rolls a nat 20, and steals 1 GP, the man doesn't realize and keeps drinking, the same player asks for a drink and buys a very old bottle of whiskey and hands it to the man at the bar he just stole from, telling him to drink the stuff. At the same time, the Bard in our party decided to get up on a table and sing "this girl is on fire." Nobody cares and the man at the bar drinks it and falls off his stool. He takes 2d6 poison damage and is near death, then, the Bard stops singing and uses Healing Word on the man, he attacks the player who gave him the drink. And proceeds to get killed by the Druid who is in our party with Ice Knife, nat 20, kills instantly, the Druid T-Bags him.
A recurring enemy in an old campaign I was in was a gunslinger goblin. The first encounter, the Druid of the party cast web, and though he escaped barely after a turn or two, the goblins pants stayed in the web. He ran away later, but left his pants.
The next time we saw him, a party member tried to pin him with an arrow to the foot, but missed, catching his pants, and when the goblin ran, he left his pants on the ground.
We met him a few more times, and every time between suggestion spells, or really random occurrences we received multiple pairs of pants from the same guy. we started a business and framed the pants we collected from the goblin.
The next encounter, the goblin had his pants and was hunting us, and hanging from a building shooting us. I (being a Dragonborn efreet warlock) use my dragon breath and rolled max damage for my fire breath. The dm narrated how I barely hit the bottom half of the goblin, and burn his pants to a crisp.
We were quite sad, but at least had more fun with the poor guy.
Another time, we captured him, and decided to set him free if he gave us some info and we got his pants. He happily complied.
The last time we encountered him near the end of the campaign, he had given up on wearing pants, which made the whole party laughed cause we now owned maybe 14 pairs from just him.
thats my favorite npc I’ve ever interacted with and had a ton of fun whenever we fought him.
I was dm’ing for a group composed of a human fighter, a dwarf barbarian, and an elf rogue. These are all beginner players so I started the game out simple. Right off the bat the party kills an important npc with a thing of bagpipes by only rolling crits and proceeded to rob 7 farms for their cows. Then they robed a military armory and stole all of the siege weapons and proceeded to pull them with the cows. They had heard about a dragon terrorizing the town a few years back so they went to the mountain where it was living and started climbing to the top. Midway climb they are attacked by giant spiders and the fighter asks me if he can seduce them into doing their biding. He rolls a nat 20 and gets the spiders to pull the siege weapons. Once they get to the top the dragon automatically roasts 60% of their siege weapons. After a long battle the party is out of ammo and decides that it’s a good idea to load up the rogue in the catapult and launch him at the dragon. They send the rogue flying and he hits the dragon for enough damage to kill. He bounces off the dragon and rolls a 1 on the dexterity saving throw and impales himself on a tree on the side of the mountain. His teammates took all the loot, and left him there to die.
I was DMing a game of about 5th level characters. The party was making their way through a forest and I decided to roll a random encounter table and ended up getting a unicorn... as soon as I said a unicorn showed up the entire party wanted to tame it, so the fighter with animal handling tried to tame it and succeeded... then for some reason that I still can't figure out the rogue decided to become a bard and seduce the unicorn........ I had him roll..... nat 20...... so now the elf rogue is in a romantic relationship with a freaking unicorn
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In my campaign there is a Firbolg Druid, an Aarakocra Rogue/ranger who can change from his race to wolf, and me, a Tiefling Fighter. This is a campaign set in Faerun, but it is not railroaded. The DM uses resources from different books but the storyline was made up by him. There are 3 main npcs as well. Cloud- A Human fighter with blue hair. Riya- A fire Genasi Ranger. Teeth- A goblin/primordial obsessed with teeth. Riya got married to Cloud, and Riya was my tieflings ex.
So my Tiefling is a famous bagpipe player in baldurs gate and inherited a castle in the outercity from my father, who was a warlock of asmodeus. I ditched my party in Berdusk and travelled by boat to Baldurs gate. They had some weird dreams after a night of drunkenness. When i got to baldurs gate, a lured a goblin child into my home, then cooked it alive. a lot more kids came, and i cooked them as well, then had a party with some of the nobles in Baldurs gate. I sacrificed each child to Asmodeus, praying for him to teleport my friends into my dungeon. Some of the peasants in the city tried to get into the town as well, so I told my guards to shoot them. a few of them got shot in the leg. Later on I let all of the party members except cloud into the party. I sent cloud to an inn in town because my tiefling doesnt like cloud. During the party I started playing music and a food fight happened. Also the Aarakockra was being hit on by his fathers ex, and he didnt want to date her. He threw food in her face, causing her to drop all her money, and all of the nobles started stealing it off the ground. I told them to give it all back but only 1/3rd gave it back. I told her that the Aarakocra wasnt worth it and that she should date my firbolg friend, but as i said that i saw him go into a spare bedroom with a female tiefling. Riya was being crowded by men who want to date her, but i told them to go into town to look for cloud and that he was actually a girl in disguise. They all went running, but then one of them stole my stuff so i shot them. the rest of the nobles started stealing my stuff, so i got all my guards to attack them. I also fed all of the children i killed to the nobles, including the Mayor.
This has happened to me so many times!🤣🤣🤣
My players like to do the pooing thing
Woooooooowwwwwwww
This is probably really late but...
My friend was hosting a D&D game, and we came across this cavern with an albino tiefling trapped in a cage hanging from the ceiling. We actually thought it would be a great idea to get her out of the cage, even with an assimar in our party. We shot the fragile chain and the cage came crashing down. Surprisingly, this tiefling just wanted to help us fight the Dark Mantles, Harpies, and Mimics who had captured her. But before we got to the fighting, the assimar said: "How did you get here?" The tiefling responded with: "Well I was at a bar, had a few drinks, did some... questionable things with a man. The bartender said an especially funny joke. I laughed, he laughed... The table laughed. And here I am!"
Later that night, when we were fighting chimeras, our bard took out their yarting, put a rose in their mouth, walked in the middle of the large group of aggressive male chimeras who were going through the "I need a mate phase," and loudly asked them all: "Are you single?" The DM had him role for persuasion. He got a nat 20. Literally just like that, our bard got 'fawned over' by a group of chimeras twice his size-
So in my first ever game is was DMing in I was narrating the party through an abandoned village filled with twig blights. A party member who had JUST learned fireball was itching to try it out. He made a perception roll to see if anything was in the bushes and he rolled a nat 20. So I told the players that it sounded like twigs were breaking inside the bushes. Therefore the player said he wanted to cast fireball. I told him to roll and he got another perfect roll. I sighed as I told him that the bush was set on fire along with the twig blights inside. One of the twig blights who was on fire ran at the player and he described what he did as, and i quote, "I want to drop kick him back into the burning bush." I let him do it. Funniest encounter by far.
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One of my Players recently tried to convince me that killing a town guard would be perfectly legal and acceptable, so he wouldn't have a bounty on his head.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
I had a similar thing happen except we killed them by forcefully kicking open a door.
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Party tried to poison a guard.
Guard started vomitting. They didnt want vomit leaking under the doors into other rooms, thus alerting the guards.
Same dude who poisoned the guard, uses a freeze spell.
Guard chokes to death on his own frozen vomit.
Running LMoP, the party was fighting the young green dragon, the rogue isn't even in the fight and one of the wizards went to get a drink of water IRL, so ingame he's just screaming and running around for no reason, and the cleric is hiding behind the wall of the tower, so I think the dragon might beat them or simply run away and give them slightly less EXP. The fighter ran up and asked to do his extra attack and action surge, and I let him. He rolled 20. Four times in a row. The wizard says he wants to cast fireball. Another 20. The dragon panics and tries to fly out of the tower. The other wizard comes back from getting the water, "oh the dragon's trying to escape and it's my turn, I cast fire bolt". Dragon just collapses and I have to give the party the full EXP bonus of 3,900.
The party I was in approached a homebrew creature guarding an area we thought contained… something, We decided to try to resolve this peacefully. One of our players talked to it, at one point offering to free it if it was cursed.
The creature immediately attacked when he said that.
From that point on the group calls it “doing a Torrin” whenever the a player says something that makes a monster or NPC hostile while trying to talk, because that is the character’s name.
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I played a kobold wizard who was plotting to stab a party member in the back, but never really did more than scheming. Anyways, this guy (name of Meerak) had found themselves alone in a room with loot, and eventually found themselves trying to say they didn't take anything with an ioun stone spinning around their head... I won't get into his suicidal tendencies and demon ichor experimentation...
With an ioun stone
That was amazing
”I didn’t take this thing spinning around my head, it just followed me!”
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I can't remember whether he grabbed it first or not, but I prefer it spinning around his head in my memory. He also had a few skeletons that would carry him around when wounded using one as a stretcher.
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1. No one knew anything it was one of our first sessions
2. I was not the dm.
3. There was a changeling rogue a kenku wizard a half orc barbarian a halfling bard and a changeling bard.
Ok so the dm gave us an encounter against a succubus in which the kenku who at the time didn't know what a spell slot was tried to kiss her, got stabbed then the changeling bard tried to kiss her and got stabbed too tried again and succeeded and now me (the rogue) and the barbarian are currently trying to assassinate the succubus
As DM, I had set up an encounter for when the party was tarvelling. As they're walking along the road, they see the remnants of a battle. There are a dozen bodies, lying in pools of blood despersed around. A wagon is broken and upturned, spilling it's contents of potions, supplies, and loot. A dead man in wizard robes is collapsed against the wagon, blood still pouring out of his chest. In the centre of this chaotic bloody scene the party finds themselves in, is a chicken.
The way I set it up is that a dangerous creature had mercilessly killed this caravan, tearing them all apart. With his last dying breath, the wizard cast polymorph on the creature, turning it into a chicken for the next 30 minutes. The party can learn this if they inspect the wizard and find his spell book open to the polymorph spell. I thought that the party would either take all the loot and quickly leave, or someone would try to kill the chicken, reverting it back to it's original monster.
I forgot that the bard had the Speak with Animals spell.
So, completely improvising, I roleplayed a dangerous monster that was confused as to why it was now small and couldn't eat everyone.
My players, 2 Dragonborns, and 2 Tieflings, start in a tavern to the northeast. One of my players decide to pickpocket a man, rolls a nat 20, and steals 1 GP, the man doesn't realize and keeps drinking, the same player asks for a drink and buys a very old bottle of whiskey and hands it to the man at the bar he just stole from, telling him to drink the stuff. At the same time, the Bard in our party decided to get up on a table and sing "this girl is on fire." Nobody cares and the man at the bar drinks it and falls off his stool. He takes 2d6 poison damage and is near death, then, the Bard stops singing and uses Healing Word on the man, he attacks the player who gave him the drink. And proceeds to get killed by the Druid who is in our party with Ice Knife, nat 20, kills instantly, the Druid T-Bags him.
A recurring enemy in an old campaign I was in was a gunslinger goblin. The first encounter, the Druid of the party cast web, and though he escaped barely after a turn or two, the goblins pants stayed in the web. He ran away later, but left his pants.
The next time we saw him, a party member tried to pin him with an arrow to the foot, but missed, catching his pants, and when the goblin ran, he left his pants on the ground.
We met him a few more times, and every time between suggestion spells, or really random occurrences we received multiple pairs of pants from the same guy. we started a business and framed the pants we collected from the goblin.
The next encounter, the goblin had his pants and was hunting us, and hanging from a building shooting us. I (being a Dragonborn efreet warlock) use my dragon breath and rolled max damage for my fire breath. The dm narrated how I barely hit the bottom half of the goblin, and burn his pants to a crisp.
We were quite sad, but at least had more fun with the poor guy.
Another time, we captured him, and decided to set him free if he gave us some info and we got his pants. He happily complied.
The last time we encountered him near the end of the campaign, he had given up on wearing pants, which made the whole party laughed cause we now owned maybe 14 pairs from just him.
thats my favorite npc I’ve ever interacted with and had a ton of fun whenever we fought him.
I was dm’ing for a group composed of a human fighter, a dwarf barbarian, and an elf rogue. These are all beginner players so I started the game out simple. Right off the bat the party kills an important npc with a thing of bagpipes by only rolling crits and proceeded to rob 7 farms for their cows. Then they robed a military armory and stole all of the siege weapons and proceeded to pull them with the cows. They had heard about a dragon terrorizing the town a few years back so they went to the mountain where it was living and started climbing to the top. Midway climb they are attacked by giant spiders and the fighter asks me if he can seduce them into doing their biding. He rolls a nat 20 and gets the spiders to pull the siege weapons. Once they get to the top the dragon automatically roasts 60% of their siege weapons. After a long battle the party is out of ammo and decides that it’s a good idea to load up the rogue in the catapult and launch him at the dragon. They send the rogue flying and he hits the dragon for enough damage to kill. He bounces off the dragon and rolls a 1 on the dexterity saving throw and impales himself on a tree on the side of the mountain. His teammates took all the loot, and left him there to die.