The Call of Lon-Dia

Death save: 2

Penelope: You lay on the cold stone floor, disturbingly still.

Natasha, you're up.

OOC: If I can see the human, I'll attempt to use a dart on him. If I can't I'll attack the last Kobold with a regular Arrow.

Dart Attack: 25 Damage: 10 + 7

OR

Bow Attack: 18 Damage: 6 + 2

Natasha: You look north to see if you can spot the human scout, but he remains a mystery. Instead, you fire an arrow at the kobold standing menacingly over Penelope's prone form. The arrow misses the reptilian monster and embeds itself in the door instead.

Jacob, you're up.

(OOC sorry for the delay again, I'm back home now!)

Jacob steps up and swings angrily at the kobold closest to him with both blades, 

Bread: 17 Damage: 7

Butter: 13 Damage: 8

and provided that the little bugger goes down, he starts covering the distance southward toward Penelope and Stone...

Jacob: Bread cuts through the kobold like, um, butter. It falls, sliced in half. You make your way south towards Penelope and Stone.

Stone: The only remaining kobold steps around Penelope attacks you with its dagger.

Kobold 15 vs Stone: Attack: 7 Damage: 4

You easily deflect the strike.

Stone: The half-elf scout attacks you twice with his shortsword.

Scout 1 vs Stone (multiattack): Attack: 20 Damage: 5

                                                        Attack: 14 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

 Neither of his attacks land.

Natasha: The human scout steps out of the northern room and fires two arrows at you before retreating back into cover.

Scout 2 vs Natasha (multiattack): Attack: 10 Damage: 4

                                                             Attack: 17 Damage: 7

Both arrows find a home in your chest. As you fall, you hear the human say, "Sorry love, all's far in love and war."

You hit the ground, knocked out.

Stone, you're up.

Touching Penelope's prostrate form, Stone imparts a single point of health into her torn and battered body.

Penelope: Stone touches you and you feel a gentle warmth envelop you. Next thing you know you're awake and back on your feet, with one hit point.

You are up.

Penelope groans as she awakens, pushing herself up.

"This was fun at first, now you are all are just annoying. I'm growing sick of this." Penelope raises her hand and cast magic missile at second level. Two for the kobold, two for the elf.

Kobold Damage: 6

Elf Damage: 6

(Wow those numbers what the heck)

Penelope: Your magic missile obliterates the kobold, but only wounds the half-elf.

Natasha, make a Death Saving Throw.

OOC POST

I made a thing;

I now return you to your regularly scheduled game.

Natasha Death Saving Throw: 17

OOC: Very cool, Neumie! 

Natasha: You remain out of commission.

Jacob, you're up.

Jacob grunts and jogs around Stone to surround the half elf before lashing into him with both blades...

"Enough!"

Bread : 8 Damage: 9

Butter : 16 Damage: 7

(ending up one down and one over from the half-elf, so we'd all get opp attacks if he lives and decides to run...)

Jacob: The half-elf parries your attack with Bread, but that leaves him open to your swing with Butter. You slash him across the torso, and he grabs his side in pain. Between your attack and Penelope's magic missiles, he is not looking good.

Stone: Both scouts focus their attacks on you in an attempt to take out the healer.

The half-elf strikes twice with his shortsword.

Scout 1 vs Stone (multiattack): Attack: 23 Damage: 9

                                                        Attack: 19 Damage: 7

 He hits you with his first swing, but you block the second with your shield.

The human pops out of the room to the north and fires two arrows at you. After firing, he returns to the safely of the room.

Scout 2 vs Stone (multiattack): Attack: 17 Damage: 10

                                                        Attack: 14 Damage: 8

 He misses with his first, but he nails you with the second. As you collapse from the shot, you think you see him blowing you a kiss. You are knocked out.

(OOC: Man, these rolls really are something else.)

Stone, make your first Death Saving Throw.

Stone's saving throw = 19

Stone: You remain knocked out on the floor.

Penelope, you're up.