The Wiz nods at the offer. "So we have to just like, drink your mystery juice and we keep our heads? That sounds like a pretty radical offer to me." The Wiz grabs the flask and takes a hearty drink while everyone else engages in their other business. "See you on the other side, dudes."
OOC: This is what happens when I am mid-post and recess ends.
Sasindideous shouts, "Wait! ugh... "
The Wiz chokes on a mixture of stagnant water and putrid mud with mystery organic material mixed in. He grabs back the flask and the wizards glare at each other.
"That's the component to send you to the volcano!"
In the near distance you hear vague shouting then a rapid increase in clarity, "What do you mean they're not locked up or dead yet?!"
The old man starts to shove you into the circle and begins an incantation when the door bangs open with Lady Johay literally glowing in red fury. "I demand to know what is going on!" the circle begins to glow brightly, Sasindideous starts to pour the black smelly liquid onto it when Lady Johay slaps the flask with sand in your direction!
What do you do?
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
*Wait, I'm completely out of spells. Would we have gotten a rest in between the land shark attack and our arrival here?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Alexia uses counterspell on Sansindideous' spell, making sure that she doesn't get sent to the Sands of Innocence.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
OOC: LOL! I have no spell to address this unfortunate event directly.
IC: The Wiz throws his arms up in his face to protect himself from the incoming sand, while also creating the image of a large rabid dog mid leap and entirely unmoving at the woman to hopefully throw her aim.
OOC: Casting Minor Illusion and a NATURAL 1 on Deception. :P
Sasindideous scrunches his eyes against the counter spell but continues his chanting (Legendary Resistance), The flask flies through the air and is knocked back by The Wiz in the direction from whence it came. In seconds, the circle begins to hum loudly and the runes become blinding!
Suddenly there is a cloud of biting flies which cause the red lady to flail about and stumble into the circle. Her wildly swinging arms break the the flask of sand just as the old wizard pours out the swamp water and completes his spell.
*sNAP!* *POW!*
As your senses go crazy, you think you hear the old man mutter, "Oh dear..."
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
As you slowly regain your senses, still feeling nauseous, one of your first thoughts is:
Did I pee in my pants? Ugh! Did I poop my pants?
It is a little hard to tell.
Your clothes are damp, the air is warm and thick with humidity, after a few breaths the smell of rot fades, only because your noses are overwhelmed. Embracing you is a dimly lit cave and movement reveals the clatter of broken glass and wood.
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
There is a wreckage of boxes upon which you are resting. Your arrival seems to be the epicenter of a wave of destruction.
Glancing about you see bits and pieces of just about anything an adventurer could need for exploration if it wasn't burnt, torn apart, or shattered. Among the bits you find a partially intact letter:
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
"Well, this stuff probably would have been helpful, but not anymore." Alexia looks around. Are there any signs of life or intact supplies?
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
In the Player's Handbook there is a list of gear. There was 1 of everything on that list. Roll a d6 (here or at home) for anything you want and if you get a 5+ it is intact. Don't be silly and roll for an adventurer's pack or similar.
EXCEPTIONS: Consumables - torches, oil, rations, candles, etc Roll a d6 and that is how many you find.
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Looking outside of the cave you see you are in a swamp with a smoking conical mountain the in the near distance. You figure that you are at the "N" of the compass. There are rocks and branches near the entrance to the cave which you can use to block it if you so wish.
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
Alexia looks for water rations. She's done this before, and she knows what's most important.
Dice rolls not yet available for this section.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Alexia looks for water rations. She's done this before, and she knows what's most important.
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*let's try this again*
6
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
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OOC: This is what happens when I am mid-post and recess ends.
Sasindideous shouts, "Wait! ugh... "
The Wiz chokes on a mixture of stagnant water and putrid mud with mystery organic material mixed in. He grabs back the flask and the wizards glare at each other.
"That's the component to send you to the volcano!"
In the near distance you hear vague shouting then a rapid increase in clarity, "What do you mean they're not locked up or dead yet?!"
The old man starts to shove you into the circle and begins an incantation when the door bangs open with Lady Johay literally glowing in red fury. "I demand to know what is going on!" the circle begins to glow brightly, Sasindideous starts to pour the black smelly liquid onto it when Lady Johay slaps the flask with sand in your direction!
What do you do?
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
*Wait, I'm completely out of spells. Would we have gotten a rest in between the land shark attack and our arrival here?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
Long Rest
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
*Perfect! >:)*
Alexia uses counterspell on Sansindideous' spell, making sure that she doesn't get sent to the Sands of Innocence.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*COUGH COUGH* "Ack! Ugh!" *Wheezing noises*
The Wiz glares at the wizard. "The responsible thing to do is to lead with that, my dude."
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OOC: LOL! I have no spell to address this unfortunate event directly.
IC: The Wiz throws his arms up in his face to protect himself from the incoming sand, while also creating the image of a large rabid dog mid leap and entirely unmoving at the woman to hopefully throw her aim.
OOC: Casting Minor Illusion and a NATURAL 1 on Deception. :P
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Ember just shrugs and casts the cantrip Infestation at the screaming lady. {CON 15}
Not so much to do damage as to just annoy her and distract her while we get out of Dodge with the magic circle!
(( though it did roll for 9 pts of poison dmg ))
Sasindideous scrunches his eyes against the counter spell but continues his chanting (Legendary Resistance), The flask flies through the air and is knocked back by The Wiz in the direction from whence it came. In seconds, the circle begins to hum loudly and the runes become blinding!
Suddenly there is a cloud of biting flies which cause the red lady to flail about and stumble into the circle. Her wildly swinging arms break the the flask of sand just as the old wizard pours out the swamp water and completes his spell.
*sNAP!* *POW!*
As your senses go crazy, you think you hear the old man mutter, "Oh dear..."
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
OOC: For some reason dndbeyond hates youtube now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1vrPpM4eyM&list=RDL1vrPpM4eyM&start_radio=1
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
*Well then. This probably isn't good.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
As you slowly regain your senses, still feeling nauseous, one of your first thoughts is:
Did I pee in my pants? Ugh! Did I poop my pants?
It is a little hard to tell.
Your clothes are damp, the air is warm and thick with humidity, after a few breaths the smell of rot fades, only because your noses are overwhelmed. Embracing you is a dimly lit cave and movement reveals the clatter of broken glass and wood.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Alexia stands up, still a little wobbly from the botched teleport. She looks around. "Okay, just for the record, this was not my fault."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
Any signs, sounds, smells of a volcano? Nature: 6
"Um, did he ever tell us what he wanted from the volcano?"
There is a wreckage of boxes upon which you are resting. Your arrival seems to be the epicenter of a wave of destruction.
Glancing about you see bits and pieces of just about anything an adventurer could need for exploration if it wasn't burnt, torn apart, or shattered. Among the bits you find a partially intact letter:
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
And a map:
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
"Well, this stuff probably would have been helpful, but not anymore." Alexia looks around. Are there any signs of life or intact supplies?
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
In the Player's Handbook there is a list of gear. There was 1 of everything on that list. Roll a d6 (here or at home) for anything you want and if you get a 5+ it is intact. Don't be silly and roll for an adventurer's pack or similar.
EXCEPTIONS: Consumables - torches, oil, rations, candles, etc Roll a d6 and that is how many you find.
--------
Looking outside of the cave you see you are in a swamp with a smoking conical mountain the in the near distance. You figure that you are at the "N" of the compass. There are rocks and branches near the entrance to the cave which you can use to block it if you so wish.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Ember looks about. "Did we make it? Are we all okay? Are we in a good place or a bad place?"
Passive Perception: 14
Alexia looks for water rations. She's done this before, and she knows what's most important.
Dice rolls not yet available for this section.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*let's try this again*
6
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.