I'm not.

Carrhae: 20

Wolf's quaterstaff vibrates right before combat begins, giving that extra little edge as he gets into attack stance quicker than normal.

Initative: 22

Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter2(22), Specter1(22), Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(58), Minoskeleton2(67)

“Undead, such an unsophisticated tool.”

Initiative: 18

Sloop whispers to the team as they entered area 5: “Lovely place!  We should all move here after this task is done and make it a bed & breakfast.”

Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter2(22), Specter1(22), Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(58), Minoskeleton2(67)

Sloop-a-doop’s Initiative: 12

Getting the jump on everyone in room (you can thank his stunning handsomeness for that), Sloop doesn’t even wait for any talk, and just immediately attacks by shooting an arrow at Bo-you-don’t-know-jack:

Attack: 18 Damage: 9

Bonus action: Cunning Action to hide behind everyone (Stealth: 21).

oops: forgot the sneak attack damage: 7

SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter2(22), Specter1(22), Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(58), Minoskeleton2(67)

Go Sloop.

Shows up late to the initiative party with Starbucks: 7

Starbucks brings nat20s I guess?

Kali seethes at the sight of the specters as she pulls her greataxe from its holder. I think I can control ‘em for now, she says to herself inwardly, gripping tightly on the axes handle before going into a rage and slashing twice at specter 2.

Attack: 11 Damage: 19

Attack: 19 Damage: 8

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter2(22), Specter1(22), Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(58), Minoskeleton2(67)

Wow two nat20 initiatives.
Kali: Here come dat caffeine! O coffee waddup!

Sloop attacks the Bodak! A hit!

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter2(22), Specter1(22), Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(50), Minoskeleton2(67)

Erriviel backs as far away from the party as he can as he runs a hand down his coat, inky darkness trailing behind it and expanding around him (if he cannot get to a range such that only he is in the darkness, he'll cast it on his ring and toss it so that he's on the edge of the darkness and no one else is in it).

Syltra initiative 1

Seeing Kali take care of Specter 2, Wolf attacks Specter 1.

Attack: 16 Damage: 6

Attack: 8 Damage: 9

Attack: 20 Damage: 7

Meanwhile Carrhae makes two attacks against the Bodak

I don't dance now, I make money moves: 16 Damage: 7

I don't gotta dance, I make money move: 20 Damage: 8

 Those both hit, so let's add some smites

2nd level smite: 12

1st level smite: 12

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter2(22), Specter1(22), Syltra8, Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(41), Minoskeleton2(67)

Specter2 explodes in angry energy at Kali's attack, dying.

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(22), Syltra8, Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(41), Minoskeleton2(67)

Erriviel casts Darkness!

Wolf attacks! Two hits! Carrhae attacks the Bodak! Whatever that is! Both hit!

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(8), Syltra8, Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(2), Minoskeleton2(67)

Specter1 lashes out at Carrhae!
Life Drain Attack: 20 Damage: 16
DC 10 Constitution saving throw or its hit point maximum is reduced by an amount equal to the damage taken.

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(8), Syltra8, Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(2), Minoskeleton2(67)

"Let's take these guys down a peg." Syltra casts Bane on the remaining Specter as well as both Minotaur Skeletons. DC15 Charisma save.

Then she turns towards Carrhae. "Don't worry Captain, I'm not leaving you." After saying those words, she vanishes.

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(8), Syltra8, Minoskeleton1(67), Bodak(2), Minoskeleton2(67)

Specter1: 15
Mino1: 19
Mino2: 17

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(8), Syltra8, Minoskeleton1(67)ALL, Bodak(2)PRAISE, Minoskeleton2(67)BANE

Minotaur Skeleton1 attacks Kali:
Greataxe Attack: 8 Damage: 22
Bane: 1

The Bodak attacks Syltra Carrhae:
Withering Gaze attack: make a DC 13 Constitution saving throw, taking 21 necrotic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

Minotaur Skeleton2 attacks Carrhae:
Greataxe Attack: 8 Damage: 10
Bane: 4

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(8), Syltra8, Minoskelly1(67)ALL, Bodak(2)PRAISE, Minoskelly2(67)BANE

From the darkness come two eldritch blasts, both aimed at Minotaur Skeleton2.

Bang Bang: 17 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

Drop Dead: 27 Damage: 5

Con Save: 8

Luck: 12

Carrhae's a piece of shit.

First attack at the Bodak

Attack: 15 Damage: 13

Second attack at Minotaur 2

Attack: 17 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

Divine Smite on the Minotaur: 14

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(8), Syltra8, Minoskelly1(67)ALL, Bodak(2)PRAISE, Minoskelly2(67)BANE

Two hits from Erriviel!

Kali99, SloopDoop99, Wolf22, Carrhae19, Erriviel18, Specter1(8), Syltra8, Minoskelly1(67)ALL, Bodak(2)PRAISE, Minoskelly2(56)BANE