“Hit me again, *******!” Kali rages and slams her axe down on the crystal minotaur.

Reckless GWM: Attack: 23 Damage: 39

Attack: 9 Damage: 24

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, CrystalMinotaur3(47), OgreZombie0(53)

Kali swings!! The second swing hits!

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, CrystalMinotaur3(22), OgreZombie0(53)

Carrhae brings her sword down upon the minotaur that just attacked Wolf and Kali.

Attack: 20 Damage: 6

Attack: 9 Damage: 7

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, CrystalMinotaur3(22), OgreZombie0(53)

The minotaur shatters!

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, OgreZombie0(53)

Wolf runs up to the ogre zombie and unleases three attacks in rabid succession.

Quaterstaff 1: Attack: 11 Damage: 7

Quaterstaff 2: Attack: 18 Damage: 10

Unarmed: Attack: 24 Damage: 5

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, OgreZombie0(53)

Three hits!!

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, OgreZombie0(29)

Erriviel broods aggressively fires off two eldritch blasts towards the ogre zombie.

I'm: 25 Damage: 0

Edgy: 24 Damage: 0

Damage rolls (Lol I'm dumb): 3 2

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, OgreZombie0(29)

Two amazing hits. Two crappy damages.

Wolf21, Kali18, Erriviel17, Sloop17, Syltra9, Carrhae7, OgreZombie0(24)

Chandor rushes forth, recklessly in his underclothes with just his blades for protection, slashing twice while marking the fiend. 

Attack: 14 Damage: 10

Attack: 14 Damage: 9

Hunter’s Mark: 5

THE BELLE OF THE SEA

As Chandor dropped the last wanted cultist, Misha laughed loudly. “Sorry to wake you both up! Had no idea last three wanted cultists would come aboard sheep! Also, deed not know they made underclothes weeth dots!” Misha roared in laughter, looking at Chandors sleepwear, her head buzzing and spinning. “Thank you, comrades, for we are a leetle reecher tonight!”

Sana smiles. "Not to worry, I had my stuff close at hand. These are the wanted cultists?"

Misha nodded, happily. “Yes! My homeland weel pay us for thees. Much honor thees night!” She rubbed her left ear, the ringing persisting. “A mighty swing you hef, by the way.” she said, chuckling.

Syltra runs to attack the ogre zombie, laying into it with a strong Warhammer hit.

Attack: 26 Damage: 7

"Sorry," Sana gives an embarrassed laugh. "I got...a little overexcited."

Squealing with delight from the shadows, Sloop laughs with glee after seeing the Minotaur shatter into a thousand little pieces.  Next up, he sees OgreShrek enter the fray.  Popping out of his hiding place, he points to Shrek and mouths to Kali "I KNOW HIM!  HE'S THAT DOPEY ACTOR!" before laying into the ogre:

Rapier Attack: 11 Damage: 11

Dagger Attack: 20 Damage: 6

Washed Up Movie Star Attack Damage: 11

Bonus Action: Cunning Action to run away and hide like a chicken little (Stealth: 20)

Chandor wipes his blades on the dead cultists, then looks down at himself as Misha laughs. “Comfort is important,” he shrugs. Then red-faced he returns to his room to retrieve his armor. 

AREA 14 - THE REAL SLIM SHADY TREASURE ROOM

This room is a large square whose ceiling is held up by two massive gray granite pillars. The walls, floor, and ceiling are made of shiny black iron, and several bags, chests, and urns lie scattered about. You notice a shimmer in the air, like heat rising from a fire.

Suddenly, the shimmering passes between you and one of the pillars, and you see two humanoid forms made of the same iron as the walls.

Living Iron Statue1: 18
Living Iron Statue2: 6

Angry shouts from within Darkness: 18

Sana stifles a giggle after Chandor goes below deck and sheathes her sword, glancing at the bodies scattered around deck. "So...what do we do with these three?"

"Not this again."

Not this shit again: 3