Murder hobo time: 26

Kali screams incoherently.

Imatiabdbak: 9

Statue118(102), Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(102)

Misha looked at the mess she made. "Hm." she pondered with Sana. "Ees good question. Usually, would hef Doork Blob greb buckeet and mop, but looks like I hef to do eet tonight. Ees ok! Come, we throw bodies overboard to feeshes, and we clean blood and other various organs weeth mop, ya?" Misha grabbed the pail, water, and mop, and began dragging the bodies overboard.

Wolf's staff vibrates to warn him ahead of time.

Initative: 15

“Whaa...”

Syltra happy fun time 5

Statue118(102), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(102), Syltra5

Statue1 attacks Carrhae:
Blade Attack: 14 Damage: 7
and at Kali:
Blade Attack: 8 Damage: 8
and at Wolf:
Hammer Attack: 10 Damage: 5

Statue118(102), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(102), Syltra5

Carrhae makes two strikes at Statue 2.

Attack: 23 Damage: 7

Attack: 18 Damage: 9

 Divine Smite: 19

As Carrhae smites the shit out of the statue, she nonchalantly turns towards Kali. "This has been a day. You wanna get high after this?"

Erriviel does the pew pew at statue 2.

Chk chk: 23 Damage: 3

Boom: 20 Damage: 6

Statue118(102), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(102), Syltra5

Many hits!

Statue118(102), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(53), Syltra5

"I'm getting real of all these defenses." Wolf says as he unleashes a flurry of blows against the statue that attempted to strike him before defensivly moving to an area where it can't swing against him again. (Disengage granted by Flurry of Blows.)

Quaterstaff 1: Attack: 25 Damage: 9

Quaterstaff 2: Attack: 23 Damage: 9

Unarmed 1: Attack: 17 Damage: 4

Unarmed 2: Attack: 13 Damage: 9

Sloop jumps out of the lineup and yells at Statue26: "Have a face full o' me boot ye jelly boned thumb suckin' crud bucket!" and then attacks the rusting hunk of iron:

Rapier Attack: 15 Damage: 9

Dagger Attack: 16 Damage: 8

+5 Witty Sneak Attack Damage: 11

Bonus Action: Cunning Action to strategically retreat in the face of imminent murder (Stealth: 18)

Statue118(102), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(53), Syltra5

One more hit from Woof!

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(53), Syltra5

Those are hits, Doork!

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(31), Syltra5

“Smokin’ ain’t a good habit for you, blondie,” Kali smirks at her before slashing at statue 2.

Reckless GWM: Attack: 17 Damage: 20 

Attack: 15 Damage: 20 

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(31), Syltra5

Another hit!!

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Statue26(11), Syltra5

Statue2 attacks Kali!
Blade Attack: 24 Damage: 12
And Carrhae:
Blade Attack: 11 Damage: 9
And Kali again!
Hammer Attack: 26 Damage: 14

Eef Carrhae protecc: 7

Pfff. Carrhae manages to redirect the hammer INTO the statue, killing it.

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Syltra5

Carrhae will indeed protecc. (Stop critting my friends!)

Syltra hits the other statue...

Attack: 14 Damage: 6

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Syltra5

That's a miss, sorry.

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, DoorkBlob10, Kali9, Syltra5

Statue1 attacks Carrhae because I like beating her up.
Blade Attack: 8 Damage: 11
And Kali, because she's even more hot now with tentacles.
Hammer Attack: 13 Damage: 9

Too bad I can't hit shit.

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, Doorkblob10, Kali9, Syltra5

Brooding intensifies

Now that's what I call: 26 Damage: 6

Edgy: 23 Damage: 7

"Well, perhaps there are other ways we can blow off steam without turning to narcotics." Carrhae says with a wink.

Attack: 23 Damage: 8

Attack: 22 Damage: 10

Statue118(91), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, Doorkblob10, Kali9, Syltra5

Many hits!

Statue118(56), Wolf15, Erriviel12, Carrhae11, Doorkblob10, Kali9, Syltra5