The Exploits of Misfit Company

"I will do what the group wishes."

"I'm okay to continue if the others are."

Kasha transforms into a cat a little smaller than Obsidian with bright green eyes and nuzzles up against him, hopping on Stella's other shoulder, giving him a nudge of affection and her tail playfully wrapping around his. She gives him a dreamy look that clearly says she believes him and is jealous of his plane hopping adventures, even though Stella didn't believe any of it. It is very clear that she missed him and would love to hear his stories.

Kasha: Obsidian allows you to wrap your tail around his. He tells you about how he ended up on a flying skiff inside a giant space cube with five women. One of them was a very excitable red tiefling who asked if she could keep him. She gave lots of pets. Her sister was a human woman with a glowing sword and who talked in a voice that's funnier than the one most humanoids use. He also mentions how a muscular woman with red hair and a very funny voice was about to throw him for a moment, because apparently cats are monsters where she's from. He then says that it's unlikely that he'll visit her home plane any time soon.

(More after I have my dinner. Apologies for the delay in updating, I was very busy yesterday and slightly stressed)

Everyone: You follow Arrak down to the third level. "This is where they make those things. Be ready for a fight." He says, pointing towards a door. Vastra pushes it open and you all enter a room that is absolutely filled with the body parts of dead humans. Two ugly undead women go through the body parts, throwing away anything that looks unfit for the golems. They stop when they notice the eight of you enter. They begin to speak in raspy, unpleasant voices

"Oooh, Shaka! More adventurers! We should be able to make some good golems out of them!"  

"Yes, but don't break the big one apart. We might be able to make something special out of him."

"You know, as much as I love scientific progress, I must say that I find your work ******* disgusting."

The two undead women ready themselves for combat and a tomb guardian that looks stronger than usual joins them.

Vastra: 7
Arrak: 4
Guardian: 14
Shaka: 18
Iraza: 6

Kasha, listening to Obsidian, nodding interestingly as he described what he saw. She was about to ask him some questions when..

Initiative: 16

"Well that's rather rude! I'm at least worth turning into an assassin tomb guardian. Yessh!" Barnabus complained as a ready for the fight to come. 

Barney Initiative: 14.

Yvan grumbles something intelligible as he hoists his axe, his blood beginning to boil.

21 

Kasha as a cat gives Obsidian one last nuzzle, leaps into the air, transforms back to her half elven form, and lands as if she performed a circus trick.

"TA DAAAAA!" she yells dramatically, holding her hands out, as if expecting applause.

Stella narrows her eyes and draws her blades. "Not a chance in the Nine Hells, *****es. I am not having a good day."

Stellanit: 23

Catinit: 20

Gramspnitiative: 14

Vastra claps in response to Kasha's trick.

Stella(18),Shaka(17),Kasha(16),Iraza(15),Guardian(15),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9) 

Kasha bows.

Alys will scramble, snuffing out her lit pipe.

Initiative: 4
Hoodini: 18

Alys sends Hoodini ahead to help Stella

Stella immediately goes for Shaka.

Attack: 12 Damage: 13

Attack: 18 Damage: 12

Sneak Attack: 9

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(110),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(132),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

You hit!

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(76),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(132),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

A feral smile forms upon Shaka's undead face as you remove your blades from her body. "Such pretty young skin you have." She says, in a voice filled with contempt. "Full of life. Not for very much longer though!" She places a cold, undead hand upon your face and you immediately feel it begin to crack and dry as the moisture is pulled from your body.

DC16 Con Save to take half of 38

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(76),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(132),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Sweet...my 2nd worst save...:14

**** you, dice.

Down Stella goes!

Kasha rushes over to Stella and places her hands on her body. A green glow emanates from her hands and in a pouf of maple leaves, wounds are healed and skin is rejuvenated.

Leaves of Healing: 12

Oh god..*******..

Kasha gives Stella a wink, then looks up at the ceiling, annoyed. "Really, Mother? Could of given me a bit more.."