The Exploits of Misfit Company

Another one walking up to Kashasaurus. What this one want now? Oh. Vastra. Friend. Fish! (Eating noises). Drink. Feel better. Fine. Will listen. Holding up pictures. Good. No words. Kasha no read words.

Kasha lowered her head.

Vastra. Friend. Will not eat. Alys. Friend. Will not eat. Stella. Friend. Will not eat. Yvan. Friend. Will not eat.

At seeing the picture of Bixby, Kashasaurus becomes clearly angry, letting loose an annoyed roar, causing the posters to flop in your hands. This one not friend. Will eat!! Me, Kasha..queen!! Hhhhh. Vastra say no. Will obey. For now...

Kashasaurus eventually submits and agrees.

Im not sure what the init bonus is for a dino so 15.

For good measure, she lets out a deafening roar.

There was a small smile on Yvan's face after the rest, however it fades and turns into a scowl when they enter the room, his gaze darkening.  "As if we'd let you do that."

Happy Happy Joy Joy: 17

"Ok. What is one of the most memorable moments you've had. Go." Kasha said, ready to write down the responses, like, in an interview.

"Ach, where to beegeen? Hef many moments, why choose one, ah? Ees rilucidous. Fine. Let me theenk. Day et beach, for sure. Island called..ehh..Haweewee? Hoohee? Bek before Belle was spelljammer. Weeth crew. Sunny. Beech perfect. Felt like..no problems thet day. Surrounded by friends, happy. They accepted me, liked me. Everything felt good that day. The loyalty and love among people I met and trusted was something unable to describe. Always wanted another day like thet. Life ees too short, even eef Lord of War hef eemportant prioreetees, yah? Leef life to the fullest - you never know when your fire weel burn out. But, I em not afraid. One's memory ees never forgotten as long as you remember them."

"That evening I was lying on my bed, I was about nineteen, staring up into the stone ceiling, and Umbra granted my wish. With a wave of my hand, like throwing a handful of sand into the air, I was able to create a visual and actual display of the immediate universe - star systems, galaxies, and all. It was like I had an astronomy lab in my bedroom. I didn't even have to go to the surface, I could journey through the cosmos by simply willing it. That moment, i'll never forget - I knew Umbra would show me more, and this was just the beginning. I couldn't wait to learn everything there was about the stars. Even my teddy bear looked at me with satisfaction."

"Oooh! Oh, gosh. That's easy. Probably the day my grandfather gave me his farming sickles. He kicked so much ass with those. My parents never told me the stories. Thought I wouldn't want to be interested in the family business. Boy, they were right. That was the last gift he gave me before he died in the earthquake along with my parents. I promised him I would use them, but I reconstructed them in a different way, and now i'm the one doing the ass kicking. Hah! I miss him. Thanks to the Ki, I know he's watching over me now. Aren't you grandfather?"

"I'm not sure. I feel like all my life i've been skirting danger, avoiding Hell, and getting mixed up with adventuring groups. Even after all these years, i'm..i'm just..still insecure about Avernus - them finding me, endangering people I hang out with. It's not easy, as a defector..and i'm a doctor, not a fighter. I guess..each time I used my arcane medical equipment to save a life. Or that one time Bell nearly lived inside a bag of holding for weeks filled with corn chips. Wow. I've never seen such a small kenku eat so much. Or meeting Liri's mom. What a *****. I knew a rogue that collected knives - she was actually interested in healing. I showed her a few things. I dunno. I have so many little moments..but the one I wish I could get out of my head is the day I watched all my friends burn to death when we lost to Tiamat. I still get night terrors about that."

"Probably the night I made love to Nadya."

"What the **** is this, an interview? I don't ******* know. Why are you asking me this? Shouldn't you be saving the world, or something?"

Init: 14 

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),Obsidian(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(100),Khalum(12)(140),Dakar(8)(119),Yvan(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

"You know what's even more worst, Garabad? Besides your name of course, for clearly mother did not love you all that much apparently. But what's worse that no matter what happens here, you'll just end up sealed away again regardless of what happens here." Bixby delivered calmly and coolly, lacing his words with the subtlest of magic. All of which were but a mask for the real magic.

Though while he could weave it without words, his focus isn't quite there enough to keep from nicking a finger against a fang and casting the blood at Garabad.

Bonus Action: Unsettling Words on Garabad to reduce next saving throw by 6.

Action: Cast (2nd level)Bane on Garabad, Zhagar, Imone, and Khalum with Psychic Sorcery, eliminating (DC 2: 1) only the Verbal components. Charisma Save(DC 15) to remain unaffected by spell.

On her turn:

“Be swift. Be safe.” Alys will whisper softly, placing a gentle hand on Yvan’s forearm before he moves into battle.

Casting: Haste on Yvan

Forgot Hooters: 2 
On Hoodini’s turn: Alys will send Hoodini in to watch over and Help Stella (assuming Obsidian keeps his perch on Kashasaurus). 

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ISCASTINGHASTE,Obsidian(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(100),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),Yvan(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Garabad:25 I didn't see that Unsettling Words has no save.

Imone counterspells your Bane

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),Obsidian(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(100),Khalum(12)(140),Dakar(8)(119),Yvan(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Garabad flicks his wrist and sends a green beam at Bixby! Make a DC18 Dex Save or take 78. If this damage takes you to 0, you are disintegrated. 

Alys casts Haste!

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),Obsidian(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(100),Khalum(12)(140),Dakar(8)(119),Yvan(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

More food for Kashasaurus. Kashasaurus always hungry. Cat pilot steer towards leader who talks. New chew toy. Drooling already. Remember to keep cat safe and not eat friends. Friends friends, not food. Except that one. 

Obsidian Helps Kasha like he will this whole battle.

Reaction: (3rd level)Counterspell vs Imone's Counterspell with Psychic Sorcery, eliminating the (DC 3: 8) Verbal components. (not that it mattered, because its Somatic only)

Dex Save(DC 18): 17. (Loses conc. on Bane regardless)

Bixby tries to will the magic into being, but finds himself gesturing to disrupt the spell and forcefully corrupting the weave to break the spell. Unfortunately being so determined to hold onto the curse, the deadly beam to follow nearly destroy's him on the spot. He survived, if only barely, though much of his hair and face looked horrifying to regard after it.

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(100),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),Yvan(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Dark energy pulses through the room. Until the next lair action, no creature is capable of regaining HP.

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(100),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Stella engages Imone.

Attack: 25 Damage: 23

Attack: 23 Damage: 8

Snek: 17

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(100),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Stella's attacks hit! 

Vastra casts Mirror Image!

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(43),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Zhagar will reach towards Kashasaurus and cast Banishment! You must make a DC17 Charisma save or be banished! Vastra will counterspell so that the team can keep its' dino friend!

Imone will look at Stella and cast Enemies Abound! And he will use his first Portent to gaze into the infinite number of possible futures to pick the one where she rolls a 10 and fails!

Khalum will enter into a rage and as he does, dark spirits surround him. He'll then recklessly attack Yvan!

Attack: 13 Damage: 21

Attack: 24 Damage: 26

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(43),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Dakar attacks Alys with a Flurry of Blows!

Attack: 28 Damage: 9

Attack: 22 Damage: 11

Attack: 26 Damage: 10

Attack: 12 Damage: 7

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(43),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Alys will counterspell Imone Enemies Abound.

Seeing the green beam nearly knock down Bixby earns Garabad a deadly glare from the barbarian as he unsheathes his sword from his side. He's about to take a step forward until he feels a gentle touch on his forearm, stopping him briefly while he feels power surge into his core. He shudders a breath at the feeling then gives a look to Alys. "Thank you..." He brings his gaze back upon Garabad. "And I'll try."

As he trudges his way to Garabad, Khalum makes his way forth, getting one successful hit on the barbarian causing a sharp hiss of pain escaping past his lips.

"Not one of you again." He snarls.

Wild Surge: 3

 "You aren't my target," Yvan growls a simple truth, pushing past Khalum to get to Garabad (I'll take that AoO), and once there he will bring down his sword on him!

Reckless + GWM: 
Attack: 22 Damage: 28 + 5 cold damage 
Attack: 27 Damage: 18 + 2 cold damage 
Haste Attack: Attack: 15 Damage: 15 + 2 cold damage 

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(220),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(43),Khalum(12)(140),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(119),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

I will indeed take that AoO

Attack: 15 Damage: 21

Kashasaurus will attempt to bite Khalum and whip her tail at Dakar.

Attack: 17 Damage: 34

Attack: 28 Damage: 24

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(187),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(43),Khalum(12)(128),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(100),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(100),Aryn(3)

Malum casts Hex on Vastra and shoot three Eldritch Blasts her way!

Attack: 22 Damage: 9

Attack: 14 Damage: 11

Attack: 13 Damage: 15

6
14
9

 Two of the Vastras shatter!

Aryn will breathe on Malum!

19

Con: 20

 Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(187),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(43),Khalum(12)(128),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(100),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(91),Aryn(3)

Bixby straightens out and shakily holds his shield not in defense, but horizontally towards Imone. "See if you can stop this." He declares just as the shield splits open revealing some kind of kind of strange launcher. "E.B.F... Release!" A bolt flies from the launcher, and explodes mid-air into a flying conflagration. Long before  it comes close, Bixby has already shifted the shield back into place, and uttered a command to start having it pulsate an almost hypnotic pattern to dissuade aggression.

Action: Cast (Cantrip) Explosive Bolt at Imone.
Attack: 18 Damage: 15 of Fire!

Bonus Action: Cast (1st level)Guardian's Veil (Wis DC 16) for anyone targeting Bixby.

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(187),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(35),Khalum(12)(128),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(100),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(91),Aryn(3)

Garabad casts Inflict Wounds at 3rd level at Yvan!

Imone will use his 2nd Portent to make it a Nat20!

53 Necrotic Damage!

Bixby(26),Garabad(24)(187),Alys(22),ObsidianHELPING(21),Lair(20),Stella(19),Vastra(18),Zhagar(14)(115),Imone(13)(35),Khalum(12)(128),Hoodini(10),Dakar(8)(100),YvanHASTED(7),Kashasaurus(4),Malum(3)(91),Aryn(3)

Alys would clench her teeth in horror as she witnessed the ruthless attacks against her friends. She’d feel her whole body tense, almost freezing in panic.