The Exploits of Misfit Company

Conc. Save for Hideous Laughter(DC 18): 18.

Kashasaurus got hit, and sent her into a deeper rage. She let loose a deafening roar, and Obsidian struggled to control her.

I can't tell who's up next.

(Stella and Yvan)

Sentinel on SG3 - Attack: 21 Damage: 15 + 1 icey boo damage

Feelings Alys magic wash over him, Yvan finally is able to feel the spells full effects on him unlike before. Giving the wizard a thank you, he continues his attack on SG3 with Hiding Hoodini being a good distraction!

Action 1 - Attack: 23 Damage: 20 + 1 ice 
Action 2 - Attack: 19 Damage: 15 + 8 ice 
Hastey boiz - Attack: 16 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + 8 baby

Stella keeps hammering on SG1.

Attack: 28 Damage: 19

Attack: 14 Damage: 12

Snek: 20

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(171),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(223),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(179)

Guardian1 casts Lightning Bolt. Vastra Counterspells.

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(171),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(223),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(179)

Gonna take a wild guess and assume that the plucky animal companions help Yvan and Kasha.

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(171),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(223),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(179)

Spectral Guardian2 attacks Stella, Vastra, and Yvan!

Stella

Attack: 20 Damage: 19

Yvan

Attack: 24 Damage: 29

Vastra

Attack: 27 Damage: 28

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(171),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(223),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(179)

Vastra uses Arcane Deflection to make that miss.

When the blade cut, it cut truly deep into Bixby; nearly overwhelming him with pain. Sheer force of will kept him from crying out of pain, and even just barely maintaining focus on the spell. Eyes grow wide however when moments later it failed to take effect. Realizing he'd need a new plan, and would very much wish to be out of melee with the guardians, Bixby is just barely able to finagle the Mandolin in hand and strum a note, causing a translucent shell of energy to surround him.

After which, he tried to retreat out of range before being done in by the next happenstance strike to come his way.

Action: Cast from Cannaith Mandolin (1st level)Protection from Evil and Good on self.

Movement: Out of melee with any Spirits, accepting OA.

Future Reaction: Cast (3rd level)Unravel on the next 3rd level or higher spell made by a hostile enemy, augmented by Psychic Sorcerery to remove... (DC 3: 6) all components.

With a bellowing roar, Kashasaurus thundered through the battle, finding two targets to unleash her primal rage. Hunger and the flesh rending of her enemies consumed her. 

RRAARRRGHH!! BITE! STOMP! CHEW! REND! TEAR! 

ME KASHA! QUEEN!

Tail attack on Gaurdian3: 29 Damage: 26
Bite attack on Gaurdian1: Attack: 15 Damage: 28
Spending inspo: 15

(If the target is a Medium or smaller creature, it is grappled (escape DC 17). Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained, and the tyrannosaurus can't bite another target.)

Mother ffffff...

KKKRRGHRRHRGR!! Kashasaurus let out a terrible ground shaking roar of frustration to see the point of inspiration wasted.

Alys pulls out her holy Super Soaker and shoots Kasha, Yvan, and Stella with it, as she casts Bless.

Vastra casts another Fireball

19

Dex:13
Dex:11
Dex:16

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(152),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(204),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(144)

Guardian3 attempts to cast Lightning Bolt, but that's countered.

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(152),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(204),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(144)

Alys manages to dodge the attack against herself, though out of the corner of her eyes she’d catch the same foe cut open a critical wound against Bixby. With worried eyes, she’d suck air in through her teeth as she’d empathize with his pain. Although she knew he wasn’t the biggest fan of her magic, she’d still whisper her singsong hymn as she’d channel her magic through her palm to his wound.

Cure Wounds: 19 

Stella will keep trying to kill SG1.

Attack: 22 Damage: 14

Attack: 29 Damage: 15

Snek: 21

Yvan will keep going at SG3 with his rented Hoot Hoot!

Action 1 - Attack: 30 Damage: 20 + 6 ice pop
Action 2 - Attack: 17 Damage: 15 + 4 popsicle 
Hastey boiz - Attack: 26 Damage: 17 + 5 ice cream 

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(102),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(204),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(83)

The Spectral Guardian attacks Alys, Kashasaurus, and Yvan!

Attack: 26 Damage: 17

Attack: 18 Damage: 20

Attack: 26 Damage: 26

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(102),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(204),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(83)

The plucky animal companions help Yvan and Kasha

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(102),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(204),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(83)

Spectral Guardian2 casts Magic Missile at Bixby

14

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(102),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(204),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(83)

The Kashasaurus continued her Jurassic assault.

Tail attack on Gaurdian3: 15 Damage: 21
Bite attack on Gaurdian1: Attack: 13 Damage: 22

Conc. for Protection from Evil and Good(DC 10): 20.

If Bixby had either a thought of complaining or warding Alys off to stay focused on the others instead of himself, neither get voiced both during and after the healing. Rather, the mental mess of a changling had been too focused on trying maintain watching the battle unfold, searching for the best moment to strike. Though able to unravel one guardian's magic without  giving away its source, the magical darts slam into him one after th eother, partially re-opening his wounds.

This time he would gasp in pain and start to cover the injury fruitlessly with a shield arm. "This will not do." He said, narrowing his eyes in focus for the moment, faintly distorting the space about it. Then, he pulls some latch behind his shield, opening a port that looses a bolt of explosive fire. But midflight it twists and explodes into two separate bolts that fly off towards different guardians.

Bonus Action: Convert (2nd level)Spell Slot into 2 Sorcery Points.

Action: Cast (Cantrip)Explosive Shot, augmented with Twinned Metamagic(1sp) to target both Guardians (1) and (3).
Guardian(1)'s Bolt - Attack: 12 Damage: 12 fire damage.
Guardian(3)'s Bolt - Attack: 19 Damage: 14 fire damage.

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Alys would put a hand out to stop the attack against her using her Shield. With Hoodini sticking close to Yvan watching over him, Kasha, and Stella. The elf would hold her position at the back with Vastra and Bixby. Although there wasn’t anything she could do to stop the missiles from reopening Bixby’s wounds, she’d move to provide what cover she could, despite any verbal or non verbal protests. The wizard would clench her teeth as she’d calculate her next move. With the break in melee combat, she’d decide to bring down a Fireball on the guardians.

Dex DC 16 for half: 39 

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(102),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(204),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(83)

Dex:20
Dex:9
Dex:22

Vastra casts Vitriolic Sphere!

25

Dex:14
Dex:16
Dex:18

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(73),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(175),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(2)

The Spectral Guardian casts Lightning Bolt

30

Bixby's Reaction: Cast (1st level)Absorb Elements, augmented by Psychic Sorcerery... 1... eliminating all components.\

Dex Save(DC 15): 17.

(The save is a DC15 Dex Save)

Vastra:21

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(73),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(175),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(2)

Dex ST: 23

Stella keeps attacking SG1:

Attack: 15 Damage: 17\

Attack: 20 Damage: 14

Snek: 24

Crit: 27