OOC: Shoulda likely taken you up on that, but I mass-rolled hit dice this rest like a reject instead of doing them one at a time like someone who knows how to play D&D. Rolled ridiculously well and overburned hit dice. Oh well. Healed up now and ready to resume, if nobody's got anything else they wanna do during the rest.
OOC: say bye to the goblins (or not, and just listen to their patter as we leave them without a word), make our way through the fishit tube again, back into the corridor and try the unexamined door!
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Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
On the way past Toots says “Shoot ‘em in the knee first. With a bolt sticking outta the knee they won’t even be able to stand, so they won’t be quite so unseemly tall. They also won’t be able to run away so you can really take your time with them. Thanks for the hospitality.”
Out in the hall Toots says “Hmmm… I wonder if this door is trapped like the last one was? Lemme help you check.”
Toots will more than happily help someone more perceptive than her check the door for traps.
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"How long d'you think it'll take that troop to shovel all the disgusting back out of their tumble-hallway?" Ilyara asked offhandedly while moving up to the door. Carefully, slowly looking it over for signs of things Future Ilyara would be super relieved at Right-Now Ilyara for finding before they became her problem.
[Nekkid d20 w/advantage from Toots: 13. +6 for Perception, or +2 for Investigation}
The door is swollen with humidity and the iron bands show a little rust on the edges. You notice 3 boring worms working their way through the outer surface. There is no pull handle on this one.
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
"No sign of any sort of traps or other discouragements I can see from this side," Ilyara reported after her inspection. "No handle though. Either this is a trick door, or it's only meant to be opened from the other side. I can check it with my sneaky-hand, but groping blindly on the other side of a door with a magic hand's not always the safest course of action. Mine don't have to be visible if I don't want it to be, but it's still a risk. You lot got any other thoughts on how to crack this one?"
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“Great idea, Toots!” Unless others in the party objects, Elyona will turn the rod of Lordly might into a hand held battering ram and attempt to force the door open. 19
“Ely has her portable ram. And with her great big, strong, muscly muscles I’m sure she could take care of this in no time.”
OOC: The +10 bonus to STR checks is essentially adding 20 STR. That's crazy.
OOC: That’s okay hy I keep suggesting she use the ram on the doors. She’s my vengeance by proxy against all those doors that traumatized me in my youth.
“Great idea, Toots!” Unless others in the party objects, Elyona will turn the rod of Lordly might into a hand held battering ram and attempt to force the door open. 30
“Great idea, Toots!” Unless others in the party objects, Elyona will turn the rod of Lordly might into a hand held battering ram and attempt to force the door open. 30
*WHAM!* Elyona smashes shards and splinters from the foot thick door as it flies open!
Just 20 feet beyond you see....
Another door.
Though this one seems to have wider iron bands on it and the air feels warmer.
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
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OOC: I need a nap ;)
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Tommary's Yoga'd.
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
Toots would have been happy to play a Song of Rest if anyone needed the extra heals (1d6 HP), as long as you spent at least one Hit Die this rest.
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OOC: Shoulda likely taken you up on that, but I mass-rolled hit dice this rest like a reject instead of doing them one at a time like someone who knows how to play D&D. Rolled ridiculously well and overburned hit dice. Oh well. Healed up now and ready to resume, if nobody's got anything else they wanna do during the rest.
Please do not contact or message me.
OK, all rested!
What do you want to do now?
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
OOC: say bye to the goblins (or not, and just listen to their patter as we leave them without a word), make our way through the fishit tube again, back into the corridor and try the unexamined door!
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
The goblins look over as you exit their breakroom. You catch them in the middle of a discussion on where to shoot a human first.
"In teh head!"
"The foot...
"I heard a story once...."
"Right in the jubblies!"
The rotating cylinder of fish mud is no longer rotating so walking through it is much easier and less messy.
Turning to the right, in the dimness of light, you see a door similar to others you have seen before.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
On the way past Toots says “Shoot ‘em in the knee first. With a bolt sticking outta the knee they won’t even be able to stand, so they won’t be quite so unseemly tall. They also won’t be able to run away so you can really take your time with them. Thanks for the hospitality.”
Out in the hall Toots says “Hmmm… I wonder if this door is trapped like the last one was? Lemme help you check.”
Toots will more than happily help someone more perceptive than her check the door for traps.
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Elyona stands back a bit while Toots and ?? Check the door.
OOC: Sorry, apparently I’m forgetting to check in a night. All HD’d up and ready to go now, though.
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"How long d'you think it'll take that troop to shovel all the disgusting back out of their tumble-hallway?" Ilyara asked offhandedly while moving up to the door. Carefully, slowly looking it over for signs of things Future Ilyara would be super relieved at Right-Now Ilyara for finding before they became her problem.
[Nekkid d20 w/advantage from Toots: 13. +6 for Perception, or +2 for Investigation}
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The door is swollen with humidity and the iron bands show a little rust on the edges. You notice 3 boring worms working their way through the outer surface. There is no pull handle on this one.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
OOC: was the door to the Goblin Poo Tunnel also swollen and bad, similar to this one? Or is this one unusually waterlogged?
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OOC: Most of the doors are the same. Previously they had pull handles. Unless somebody becomes unusually strong, needs more than one person to open.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
"No sign of any sort of traps or other discouragements I can see from this side," Ilyara reported after her inspection. "No handle though. Either this is a trick door, or it's only meant to be opened from the other side. I can check it with my sneaky-hand, but groping blindly on the other side of a door with a magic hand's not always the safest course of action. Mine don't have to be visible if I don't want it to be, but it's still a risk. You lot got any other thoughts on how to crack this one?"
Please do not contact or message me.
“Ely has her portable ram. And with her great big, strong, muscly muscles I’m sure she could take care of this in no time.”
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OOC: The +10 bonus to STR checks is essentially adding 20 STR. That's crazy.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
“Great idea, Toots!” Unless others in the party objects, Elyona will turn the rod of Lordly might into a hand held battering ram and attempt to force the door open. 19
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OOC: That’s okay hy I keep suggesting she use the ram on the doors. She’s my vengeance by proxy against all those doors that traumatized me in my youth.
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OOC: Booyah!! Bust ‘em up!!
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*WHAM!* Elyona smashes shards and splinters from the foot thick door as it flies open!
Just 20 feet beyond you see....
Another door.
Though this one seems to have wider iron bands on it and the air feels warmer.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale