"...did ye honestly think the moneymen and bluebloods who run Cliffside'd let you keep it, Tallboots? I figured we'd all get shaken down for everything we found down to th' last copper coin, and then they'd dock anything we lost or broke over the course of our successful mission from our pay. On top'a just...writin' off my team..."
"That ain't th' smart way t' go about it, Tallboots," Ilyara said. "If they're expectin' us t' put up a huff over givin' back these things? They'll be expectin' it right off. They'll win, we'll be disgraced, all that bad junk. If we hand th' trinkets over nice an' neat though, let 'em have their shinies without a fuss? Then if we happen to decide later that they're bein' misused or kept in the wrong spot? Well...the Traveler an' I might be able t' do something about it then."
"Or not, dependin' on what Arvoreen has t' say," Ilyara added with a shrug and a quick glance over to Elyona. "Either way, I'm gonna schvitz right outta my fur if we don't get outta this cookpot soon. What's the plan for checkin' that funny door over there?"
“This is why I always make my donations the the Clementines before I report back in. And ‘member, we were sent for those specific things. The bug, that new chopper of yours of yours, an’ Ely’s rod. They don’t know about the other stuff or all th’ shine clink. Since they don’t know about my new purse, this is the first time I can come back without clinkin’.* And what they don’t know they can’t “tax” us for.” Toots finishes with a sly finger across the bridge of her nose, one of the few bits of Thieves’ Cant she knows.
*(Warrens’ Slang for “obviously carrying wealth or precious items.”)
"Ok, no viva for Revolution*, that's fine, I guess if I really want it, I can always use these new dice to bust 'em out like I just did, with none of you guilty by association. As for the door on the floor, I don't have any ideas other than use some mojo so Toots can fly us over there, dunno if you have that in you at the moment."
OOC: Not only is Tommary totally real combat sports circuit totally real, it's entirely subversive, and a lot of Waywatchers moonlight as contestants, hmmm.
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I've been less on forum cuz of work stuff but checking the game daily. Gonna wait on the consensus on available magical resources or coup against Cliffside's establishment so I can hold onto Stormwalker
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"How do you wanna run it, Toots? You got th' mojo to get us over there? I know Tallboots has better eyes, but I'm easier t' carry and I ain't bad as a sneak. I could go if it's easier on yer magic."
"Well. Either we all go over there at once t' minimize the back-and-forthing, or we do th' same we've done before. Tallboots and I over there, Tootsie and Elyona over here, make sure that if anything all explodey-trappish happens it only catches half of us, and both pairs have some healing and fightin' magic both. Think the second plan's th' smart one, but I can see where makin' a bunch'a trips wouldn't be healthy either. Depends on how well your transformation spell can hold up in here?"
OOC: Toots still has a 4th-level for Polymorph, it’ll last for the duration. (Just as long as the lava river doesn’t KO the spell like the most unpleasant room ever invented did.) But that’s the last 4th-level slot she has, afterwords it’s just 1st—3rd, and a 5th.
IC: “I can turn into a gimongous flying creature that can take everyone at once and then back again if need be.”
"I dunno, Toots fought magicked into that thunderbeast against something that was practically made of this lava, I'm guessing we're ok to fly across without a surprise, that room back that that negged all the spellwork, I'm thinking or hoping that was a one time spell drainer. I'll headover however you want to get us there."
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Using her powerful wings, Toots has no trouble ferrying people across the gap. The door is unlike the others of this place as it is much thinner, maybe just two inches thick where every other door was a foot thick. It has some weight and is a bit bulky. Looking beneath, there is just the roasted hot rock of the cavern floor. Tommary notices that there are a few small runes carved into the edge of the door.
The doorway is just a frame place where the door was until recently. The hinges apparently broke off and are connected to the door. There is just a blank cavern wall with no visible trap or switch or unusual crack/line.
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
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"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
Tommary the Unworthy is going to call Ilyra's attention to the runes. And heck, I'll reach out and touch the runes while ritual casting identify on them on the off chance they do something beyond call notice.
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"I keep telling you lot, I don't know anymuch more 'bout magic than the next Waywatcher. But all right...I'll see if these tumble t' any old stories I've heard."
{Oh-so-impressive Arcana check from Ilyara on the runes: 17.}
"Just saying a door on a floor with fancy runes, which I think we've seen before, could be a literal trap door given it's orientation." Then Tommary the Unworthy begins a Identify ritual to see if anything comes out of that.
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"Wait, I have to give this back?"
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"...did ye honestly think the moneymen and bluebloods who run Cliffside'd let you keep it, Tallboots? I figured we'd all get shaken down for everything we found down to th' last copper coin, and then they'd dock anything we lost or broke over the course of our successful mission from our pay. On top'a just...writin' off my team..."
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"I may reconsider this, but at this point if they want Stormwalker, they can pry it from my charred, static discharging hand."
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
"That ain't th' smart way t' go about it, Tallboots," Ilyara said. "If they're expectin' us t' put up a huff over givin' back these things? They'll be expectin' it right off. They'll win, we'll be disgraced, all that bad junk. If we hand th' trinkets over nice an' neat though, let 'em have their shinies without a fuss? Then if we happen to decide later that they're bein' misused or kept in the wrong spot? Well...the Traveler an' I might be able t' do something about it then."
"Or not, dependin' on what Arvoreen has t' say," Ilyara added with a shrug and a quick glance over to Elyona. "Either way, I'm gonna schvitz right outta my fur if we don't get outta this cookpot soon. What's the plan for checkin' that funny door over there?"
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“This is why I always make my donations the the Clementines before I report back in. And ‘member, we were sent for those specific things. The bug, that new chopper of yours of yours, an’ Ely’s rod. They don’t know about the other stuff or all th’ shine clink. Since they don’t know about my new purse, this is the first time I can come back without clinkin’.* And what they don’t know they can’t “tax” us for.” Toots finishes with a sly finger across the bridge of her nose, one of the few bits of Thieves’ Cant she knows.
*(Warrens’ Slang for “obviously carrying wealth or precious items.”)
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"Ok, no viva for Revolution*, that's fine, I guess if I really want it, I can always use these new dice to bust 'em out like I just did, with none of you guilty by association. As for the door on the floor, I don't have any ideas other than use some mojo so Toots can fly us over there, dunno if you have that in you at the moment."
OOC: Not only is Tommary totally real combat sports circuit totally real, it's entirely subversive, and a lot of Waywatchers moonlight as contestants, hmmm.
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
Going for the door or going to find a way out?
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
I've been less on forum cuz of work stuff but checking the game daily. Gonna wait on the consensus on available magical resources or coup against Cliffside's establishment so I can hold onto Stormwalker
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
"How do you wanna run it, Toots? You got th' mojo to get us over there? I know Tallboots has better eyes, but I'm easier t' carry and I ain't bad as a sneak. I could go if it's easier on yer magic."
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Plugging for Toots (for reasons):
“If you want I can take all three of you, but I won’t have too much of that big magic left in me for today.”
If everyone wants Toots can polymorph into a Quetzalcoatlus.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
"Well. Either we all go over there at once t' minimize the back-and-forthing, or we do th' same we've done before. Tallboots and I over there, Tootsie and Elyona over here, make sure that if anything all explodey-trappish happens it only catches half of us, and both pairs have some healing and fightin' magic both. Think the second plan's th' smart one, but I can see where makin' a bunch'a trips wouldn't be healthy either. Depends on how well your transformation spell can hold up in here?"
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OOC: Toots still has a 4th-level for Polymorph, it’ll last for the duration. (Just as long as the lava river doesn’t KO the spell like the most unpleasant room ever invented did.) But that’s the last 4th-level slot she has, afterwords it’s just 1st—3rd, and a 5th.
IC: “I can turn into a gimongous flying creature that can take everyone at once and then back again if need be.”
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"I dunno, Toots fought magicked into that thunderbeast against something that was practically made of this lava, I'm guessing we're ok to fly across without a surprise, that room back that that negged all the spellwork, I'm thinking or hoping that was a one time spell drainer. I'll headover however you want to get us there."
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"Fair 'nuff. Kinda want t' see this great big flying beastie o' hers anyways. Do it up, Tootsie."
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Using her powerful wings, Toots has no trouble ferrying people across the gap. The door is unlike the others of this place as it is much thinner, maybe just two inches thick where every other door was a foot thick. It has some weight and is a bit bulky. Looking beneath, there is just the roasted hot rock of the cavern floor. Tommary notices that there are a few small runes carved into the edge of the door.
The doorway is just a frame place where the door was until recently. The hinges apparently broke off and are connected to the door. There is just a blank cavern wall with no visible trap or switch or unusual crack/line.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
OOC: If 🦤Toots drops the 🦤 to detect magic, she’ll have to burn her 5th-level slot to fly back again, so yous’re on yas own.
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Tommary the Unworthy is going to call Ilyra's attention to the runes. And heck, I'll reach out and touch the runes while ritual casting identify on them on the off chance they do something beyond call notice.
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
"I keep telling you lot, I don't know anymuch more 'bout magic than the next Waywatcher. But all right...I'll see if these tumble t' any old stories I've heard."
{Oh-so-impressive Arcana check from Ilyara on the runes: 17.}
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"Just saying a door on a floor with fancy runes, which I think we've seen before, could be a literal trap door given it's orientation." Then Tommary the Unworthy begins a Identify ritual to see if anything comes out of that.
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.