Stupid Character Ideas

A warforged Artficier (Armorer) that treats arcane armor as a part of his body!

I'm playing this guy at the N.EA.

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I like the third one. During long or short rests you could roll a D6 to figure out which one of them is at the top and taking all the actions. Three charectors in one.

 

Another fun charector idea is a bipolar palidin that worships an unkown God, but every long rest you roll, and if you fail you go to the other 'side' where this paladin thinks he is that god.

 In one game we almost had a character with multiple personalities - there were two players who only came on alternating weeks, so which one showed up was going to control the character.  The idea got squelched by one of them leaving their job and becoming available every weekend.

And in a RIFTS game, we had a player who was brand new to the game system and campaign world, and who was also going to be fairly late on the first game.  So I talked her into playing a dragon hatchling and the first mission was to steal....well, it was her egg, and the character hatched once the player arrived.  Not knowing the campaign was no detriment, as I sold her on the fact that the character was literally born yesterday.  Although in truth, she wasn't that old until session 2.

A ranger/druid with a severe pollen allergy, causing you to either see a sneezing squirrel or completely ruin any stealth missions

Here's an idea, go to a character optimization website (I use RPGbot, but it may be a bit laggy for some), and do everything the site says is not good for an optimized character, and just be a liability to your adventuring party.

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Here's an idea, go to a character optimization website (I use RPGbot, but it may be a bit laggy for some), and do everything the site says is not good for an optimized character, and just be a liability to your adventuring party.

 This will not be optimal; try to not be TOO MUCH of a liability

Druid, has animal friendship, Animal handling has expertise, says Criky a lot. Not afraid of Crocodiles, highly venomous snakes, and most other things that would terrify people (call them a beauty) but strongly is afraid of birds.

Yes, this is the Crocodile Hunter.

A changeling warlock with an identity crisis.

It would be funny :)

Actually, how about a changeling druid. Gets confused - can't remember if it's transforming with its natural ability, or with its Wildshape. And when Wildshape ends, randomly returns to the shape of someone he/she saw in the last 24 hours - including possibly another party member.

Warforged Artificer who creates more Warforged Artificers who was also created by a Warforged Artificer (yes its kinda homebrew but still)
Transgender Changeling who uses their perks to not feel dysphoria
Barbarian pretending to be a wizard (when they attack they say "I CAST PUNCH!" or similar) and then to add onto it they're secretly a Rogue (Rogue pretending to be a Barbarian pretending to be a Wizard)
A changeling artist who draws their form and then becomes that drawing
A Druid cat lady
A Cleric who believes in another cleric who believes in them
Coffeelocker that never uses their mass stock of spells and only uses perks from their Fighter 1-level dip (By the way, a solution to lack of hit dice as Coffeelocker is a 1-level Fighter dip as second wind exists)
Bard/Rogue who sneaks around and plays suspenseful music (Could just be a chaotic Bard, and they tell people "I am not here" using deception)
Immortal Wizard who lives in a giant hat 
Summoner (eg. Swarmkeeper Ranger) who uses a flip-phone as a spellcasting focus (or say, a wooden phone carving) and calls their minions
Youthful-looking character who is secretly immortal (eg. vampire turned when young) and used to go to school, but got expelled because they know a bit too much magic (fireballing the bullies)

its only funny if you get it, but

A man who kept his showers ice cold, and used eco-friendly light bulbs. as he'd judge with no pretense and fish on the weekends. and each morning he gets up and do the pledge of allegiance, never swim in the ocean for fear of shark attack, along with bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached. he would avoid the little things that were hard to ask.