For fun, post the best quotes from your party right before they got their asses handed to them.
”There is only six of them, we’ll be fine.”
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(Player had been downed twice prior in as many encounters due to unfavorable rolls. The DM let the dice choose between equally valid targets of a boss, and guess who the dice picked. EDIT: Yes. He was downed again from full HP to 0 in a single hit. The dice really do not like that player - any dice as he's been through two sets and the 3rd don't seem to be doing any better. It apparently includes the DM's dice of which are composed from a mix of many sets.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(Me, the dorky Warlock rolls a nat20 on a perception check and feels a dragons breath coming from the cave) “Given the probability of our adventures and the air currents of this cave, I wo-“
Rogue- “oh just get the hell in there” (shoves me in the cave)
A player whose evil tortl paladin had just joined the party, attempting to get some information (which he was RPing to be obsessed with) out of our wizard player, who Thoruk the barbarian was good friends with. I proceeded to "help" the wizard, knocking over half of the tortl's health off in a single, critical hit. He played a little more nice from then on.
note - he did so whilst Thoruk was still raging, so took the consequences. If I hadn't been raging, then I would have grappled instead!
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
it was the appprentice of the strongest wizard in my homebrew setting, it was a mage , they were lv 2
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*rolls a 3 on animal handling, proceeds to get face removed*
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*attacked by NPC that had been adventuring with the party*
"That's it! Our engagement is off!"
(The engagement officially ended with the PC and another PC getting downed when the NPC's backup arrived.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I said I didn't find any traps. That doesn't mean there aren't any traps."
"What are the chances that there'd be a second deadly trap?"
(Turns out, pretty good.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
For fun, post the best quotes from your party right before they got their asses handed to them.
”There is only six of them, we’ll be fine.”
Check out my Disabled & Dragons Youtube Channel for 5e Monster and Player Tactics. Helping the Disabled Community and Players and DM’s (both new and experienced) get into D&D. Plus there is a talking Dragon named Quill.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPPmyTI0tZ6nM-bzY0IG3ww
"Please miss!"
(It didn't miss.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"I want to lasso the Barghest."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"Of course, it's me."
(Player had been downed twice prior in as many encounters due to unfavorable rolls. The DM let the dice choose between equally valid targets of a boss, and guess who the dice picked. EDIT: Yes. He was downed again from full HP to 0 in a single hit. The dice really do not like that player - any dice as he's been through two sets and the 3rd don't seem to be doing any better. It apparently includes the DM's dice of which are composed from a mix of many sets.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"I attack the zombie girallions"
this one actually only ended poorly for me, everyone else had the sense to run away
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(Me, the dorky Warlock rolls a nat20 on a perception check and feels a dragons breath coming from the cave) “Given the probability of our adventures and the air currents of this cave, I wo-“
Rogue- “oh just get the hell in there” (shoves me in the cave)
“Ima person doing person things”
“and I’m not?!”
“ idk... ARE YOU?!”
"I grab the wizard by the throat and ask again"
A player whose evil tortl paladin had just joined the party, attempting to get some information (which he was RPing to be obsessed with) out of our wizard player, who Thoruk the barbarian was good friends with. I proceeded to "help" the wizard, knocking over half of the tortl's health off in a single, critical hit. He played a little more nice from then on.
note - he did so whilst Thoruk was still raging, so took the consequences. If I hadn't been raging, then I would have grappled instead!
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"Here's all my ducks! F*ck 'em!" - Shadow (tiefling assassin)
Anzio Faro. Protector Aasimar light cleric. Lvl 18.
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Wrangler of cats.
"A MAGIC FLOATING SWORD!!"
(It was a Gelatinous Cube.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"the wizard's apprentice cant be that dangerous"
it was the appprentice of the strongest wizard in my homebrew setting, it was a mage , they were lv 2
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Can I pet the wolf? I'm gonna pet him."
*rolls a 3 on animal handling, proceeds to get face removed*
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
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"It's fine, I can solo it, I cast fog cloud"
Proceeds to cast fog cloud on 11 orcs at level 3.
*attacked by NPC that had been adventuring with the party*
"That's it! Our engagement is off!"
(The engagement officially ended with the PC and another PC getting downed when the NPC's backup arrived.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"Stay close"
*fireball sound*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I want to eat the gelatinous cube"
'i'll just run through this group of shadows to get out of danger'
Guide to the Five Factions (PWYW)
Deck of Decks
"I said I didn't find any traps. That doesn't mean there aren't any traps."
"What are the chances that there'd be a second deadly trap?"
(Turns out, pretty good.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
I actually did this exact same thing here.
Not all those who wander are lost.
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I have done that many times for my players. Just accidentally lined up (or clustered) the baddies in such a way that I later regret.
Not all those who wander are lost.
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"How bad could it be?"
Not all those who wander are lost.
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