Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
Whoah.. I never thought of that. Ok we need a poll!
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Well, I added a Politically-Correct "Saucex" for them non-conforming barbecue bottles, that balances out the PC-meter back to 0 lol.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Sauce sorcerer.....
M A K E O N E
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
You're right. Maybe it's the Bible, and she's a Paladin or Cleric? That would hurt with divine smite added.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
You're right. Maybe it's the Bible, and she's a Paladin or Cleric? That would hurt with divine smite added.
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I'm just a commoner with a -1 constitution. If she hits, I'm dead
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
You're right. Maybe it's the Bible, and she's a Paladin or Cleric? That would hurt with divine smite added.
Oath of Vengeance
“Get out of my room you psycho!”
*proceeds to throw book with divine smite*
Ow, that would hurt. I would say she is a rogue. Probably assassin.
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
You're right. Maybe it's the Bible, and she's a Paladin or Cleric? That would hurt with divine smite added.
Oath of Vengeance
“Get out of my room you psycho!”
*proceeds to throw book with divine smite*
Ow, that would hurt. I would say she is a rogue. Probably assassin.
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
You're right. Maybe it's the Bible, and she's a Paladin or Cleric? That would hurt with divine smite added.
Oath of Vengeance
“Get out of my room you psycho!”
*proceeds to throw book with divine smite*
Ow, that would hurt. I would say she is a rogue. Probably assassin.
THAT’S WORSE!
Multiclassing into barbarian for rage.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Thank you very much! I think SAUCE smith has a certain ring to it. I’ll update my signature as soon as I can get on my computer (I lent it to my younger sister for a bit. Should be able to get it back in about half an hour. I just asked her for it back and she threw a book at me.)
Little sisters are crazy aren't they?
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
You're right. Maybe it's the Bible, and she's a Paladin or Cleric? That would hurt with divine smite added.
Oath of Vengeance
“Get out of my room you psycho!”
*proceeds to throw book with divine smite*
Ow, that would hurt. I would say she is a rogue. Probably assassin.
Yup. I’ve got to be glad she didn’t have her hardback illustrated edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her. If she did, I might not be posting right now.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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I’d like this comment, but I can’t seem to do it on my phone 🙁
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Whoah.. I never thought of that. Ok we need a poll!
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
It's just an improvised weapon. It's only 1d4 damage, even a level 1 character could survive that.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Sausage seems like toxic masculinity, but that’s just my opinion.
Farewell.
Sauce sorcerer.....
I don’t know, what’s his Con? If he’s a wizard with low AC and low Con, that could hit hard. And we don’t know if his sister is a monk, that could actually deal 1d12.
Farewell.
Well, I added a Politically-Correct "Saucex" for them non-conforming barbecue bottles, that balances out the PC-meter back to 0 lol.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
M A K E O N E
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Saucerer.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Ah, you're right. I know you're not supposed to metagame, but as she's reading from a spellbook, I'm pretty sure she's a wizard class, so no need to worry about her being a monk.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
With a flying feature Flying Saucer!
Farewell.
How do you know what she was reading? He said it wasn’t Order of the Phoenix!
Farewell.
You're right. Maybe it's the Bible, and she's a Paladin or Cleric? That would hurt with divine smite added.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Oath of Vengeance
“Get out of my room you psycho!”
*proceeds to throw book with divine smite*
Farewell.
I'm just a commoner with a -1 constitution. If she hits, I'm dead
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Ow, that would hurt. I would say she is a rogue. Probably assassin.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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THAT’S WORSE!
Farewell.
Multiclassing into barbarian for rage.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Definitely
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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