I construct a shrine to ItsNotAChest, one of the ancient ones. The shrine is not, in fact, a chest.
I demand that Nothic2SeeHere2 makes a shrine to me as well, or suffer potassium deficiency.
I continue the device construction as well.
I construct a clearly inferior shrine made of scrap metal and tree bark.
I send Vecna after you, demanding you make a better shrine.
The scout failed to find Tiamat's conga line, I must find a new scout.
I realize I need some powerful material to make the chat not dead with my machine.
I suggest Orange Juice.
ItsNotAChest laughs at the glaringly obvious inferiority of your shrine before he realizes that he is being stared at threateningly by a glass of orange juice
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Because Vecna is my minion, I'll let it slide because the shrine is basically to me.
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I give up on trying to find the conga line... for now.
I also claim everything involved with potatoes as my domain. I demand the people involved with potatoes come back and revive the thread.
They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
I give up on trying to find the conga line... for now.
I also claim everything involved with potatoes as my domain. I demand the people involved with potatoes come back and revive the thread.
They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them. Potatoes are part of my domain.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I give up on trying to find the conga line... for now.
I also claim everything involved with potatoes as my domain. I demand the people involved with potatoes come back and revive the thread.
They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them. Potatoes are part of my domain.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them not vice versa, meaning, if anything, you belong to the domain of potatoes
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I give up on trying to find the conga line... for now.
I also claim everything involved with potatoes as my domain. I demand the people involved with potatoes come back and revive the thread.
They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them. Potatoes are part of my domain.
I construct a shrine to ItsNotAChest, one of the ancient ones. The shrine is not, in fact, a chest.
I demand that Nothic2SeeHere2 makes a shrine to me as well, or suffer potassium deficiency.
I continue the device construction as well.
I construct a shrine composed of the finest materials devoted to potassium, it is truly a wonder how I could make it this wonderful. It passes NotAChest's by far in quality.
You shouldn't have.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I give up on trying to find the conga line... for now.
I also claim everything involved with potatoes as my domain. I demand the people involved with potatoes come back and revive the thread.
They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them. Potatoes are part of my domain.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them not vice versa, meaning, if anything, you belong to the domain of potatoes
To be fair, none of the potato gods are posting anymore.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I construct a shrine to ItsNotAChest, one of the ancient ones. The shrine is not, in fact, a chest.
I demand that Nothic2SeeHere2 makes a shrine to me as well, or suffer potassium deficiency.
I continue the device construction as well.
I construct a shrine composed of the finest materials devoted to potassium, it is truly a wonder how I could make it this wonderful. It passes NotAChest's by far in quality.
You shouldn't have.
Indeed I shouldn’t have. How kind of me! You choose to reciprocate my kindness with a sentient minifridge filled with my favorite beverage.
I give up on trying to find the conga line... for now.
I also claim everything involved with potatoes as my domain. I demand the people involved with potatoes come back and revive the thread.
They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them. Potatoes are part of my domain.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them not vice versa, meaning, if anything, you belong to the domain of potatoes
I give up on trying to find the conga line... for now.
I also claim everything involved with potatoes as my domain. I demand the people involved with potatoes come back and revive the thread.
They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them. Potatoes are part of my domain.
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them not vice versa, meaning, if anything, you belong to the domain of potatoes
To be fair, none of the potato gods are posting anymore.
I construct a shrine to ItsNotAChest, one of the ancient ones. The shrine is not, in fact, a chest.
I demand that Nothic2SeeHere2 makes a shrine to me as well, or suffer potassium deficiency.
I continue the device construction as well.
I construct a shrine composed of the finest materials devoted to potassium, it is truly a wonder how I could make it this wonderful. It passes NotAChest's by far in quality.
You shouldn't have.
Indeed I shouldn’t have. How kind of me! You choose to reciprocate my kindness with a sentient minifridge filled with my favorite beverage.
After the orange juice incident, I sabotage your minifridge to be your immortal, unkillable enemy. Meanwhile, the footsteps of Godzilla and the swamp monster grow stronger.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
ItsNotAChest laughs at the glaringly obvious inferiority of your shrine before he realizes that he is being stared at threateningly by a glass of orange juice
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Orange Juice worked as an excellent fuel source, but my machine blew up due to it spilling on the batteries.
On a note completely unrelated to revenge, I revive Godzilla and the swamp monster.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I realize we have made a whole new page. This is progress is reviving the thread.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
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They do not respond, clearly recognizing your statement as false. They continue on with their lives, which are all considerably more interesting than DDB.
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I raise my glass of Orange Juice in wholehearted agreement.
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Your glass of orange juice shakes as the Swamp Monster and Godzilla get closer for totally non-revenge purposes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them. Potatoes are part of my domain.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Technically, potatoes have potassium in them not vice versa, meaning, if anything, you belong to the domain of potatoes
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
HA! On whose authority?
I frown at my own grammar, but post nonetheless.
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I ready myself for a battle.
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You shouldn't have.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Godzilla and swamp monster hadn't realized they were supposed to fight you, but when they heard the weapon drawn they realized you were the target.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
To be fair, none of the potato gods are posting anymore.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Indeed I shouldn’t have. How kind of me! You choose to reciprocate my kindness with a sentient minifridge filled with my favorite beverage.
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I quickly swap my weapon with a platter of cookies to offer them.
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True true
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Bahamut descends and demands that Tiamat's conga line face him, for he has gathered a disco party from Mount Celestia for the ultimate duel.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
After the orange juice incident, I sabotage your minifridge to be your immortal, unkillable enemy. Meanwhile, the footsteps of Godzilla and the swamp monster grow stronger.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Tiamat challenges Bahamut to a karaoke battle as the discoers and congoers rage around them.
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