I tell Archfey it is fun. All he has to do is offer a blood sacrifice!
I'm kidding. You just gotta grow some potatoes or some crop with potassium.
I plant a potato.
The potato gods notice your actions. You feel as though you are being watched, though you can't quite say why.
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I then build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL DRAGON fueled by the souls of the innocent.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL FISH fueled by the lower intestines of the innocent and send it to fight the dragon.
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Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I then build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL DRAGON fueled by the souls of the innocent.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL FISH fueled by the lower intestines of the innocent and send it to fight the dragon.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL SALAMANDER fueled by the kidneys of the innocent to give the dragon backup.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL GUY WITH A COOL HAT fueled by the brains of the innocent to stop the salamander from helping the dragon.
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Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I get bored and call off the GUY WITH A COOL HAT and the FISH. I then have a long, intense discussion with them about what the plural of "Jesus" is.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I then build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL DRAGON fueled by the souls of the innocent.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL FISH fueled by the lower intestines of the innocent and send it to fight the dragon.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL SALAMANDER fueled by the kidneys of the innocent to give the dragon backup.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL GUY WITH A COOL HAT fueled by the brains of the innocent to stop the salamander from helping the dragon.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL OCTOPUS WITH A MONOCLE fueled by the hearts of the innocent to obliterate the mechanical guy with a cool hat.
But his hat is really cool though
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
This looks fun.
I lock this information up in a highly confidential, top secret, FBI level security vault to prevent the end of potatoes forever.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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I tell Archfey it is fun. All he has to do is offer a blood sacrifice!
I'm kidding. You just gotta grow some potatoes or some crop with potassium.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I plant a potato.
The potato gods notice your actions. You feel as though you are being watched, though you can't quite say why.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I give a thumbs up of approval.
Then I breath air.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I then build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL DRAGON fueled by the souls of the innocent.
I give another thumbs up of approval. However, one potato farm destroyed and you gain potassium deficiency for the rest of your life.
Strange noises have been coming from Mount Celestia. It's sounds like disco music.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL FISH fueled by the lower intestines of the innocent and send it to fight the dragon.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I pilot my mechanical death dragon up Mt. Celestia and join the party.
It appears to be... BAHAMUT'S DISCO PARTY. That's right, Tiamat's conga line wasn't the only major dancing group let by a dragon deity!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL SALAMANDER fueled by the kidneys of the innocent to give the dragon backup.
I brought snacks and I share them with everyone.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL GUY WITH A COOL HAT fueled by the brains of the innocent to stop the salamander from helping the dragon.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL CAPYBARA out of the pancreas of the innocent and send it to supervise the potato farm's safety.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL OCTOPUS WITH A MONOCLE fueled by the hearts of the innocent to obliterate the mechanical guy with a cool hat.
I get bored and call off the GUY WITH A COOL HAT and the FISH. I then have a long, intense discussion with them about what the plural of "Jesus" is.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I build an ENORMOUS MECHANICAL PUPPY to guilt the dragon and salamander out of causing any harm.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
But his hat is really cool though
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Jesi? Jesuses?