Unfortunately, the fire only made Mariah Carey stronger. She knocks out Adohand within minutes, then teleports away with him to convert him to a singer.
Before, however, I secretly gave Adohand invisible noise cancelling headphones.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I raid the realm of Despicable Me. I return with a freeze ray to use on Mariah Carey, along with an army of minions (they work for bananas, something I can easily summon being a potassium god).
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
still beating her up? I mean i approve, but once it hits Christmas Eve you are obligated to stop, in the name of Christmas Spirit. (unless she makes the whole world sing again, thats not allowed)
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You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
A tree dies from the heavens and makes everyone be stuck to slowly rotate round and round as they walk. To stop this, it must be slowly pushed off a cliff by Spiderman while he's wearing his "Night Monkey" suit, he's tom Holland, and he's just been in a fight and pretty beat up. Then a razor must explode at the top of Paris.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A tree dies from the heavens and makes everyone be stuck to slowly rotate round and round as they walk. To stop this, it must be slowly pushed off a cliff by Spiderman while he's wearing his "Night Monkey" suit, he's tom Holland, and he's just been in a fight and pretty beat up. Then a razor must explode at the top of Paris.
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
We don't mostly but we need to get the random factor up
I summon the ancient bard Supdawge the Vicious once again, who shall aggressively yell "your mother" at anyone who attacks him, dealing 13867 psychic damage.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
We don't mostly but we need to get the random factor up
I summon the ancient bard Supdawge the Vicious once again, who shall aggressively yell "your mother" at anyone who attacks him, dealing 14091 psychic damage.
how does that help...? Is mariah carey particularly violent?
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You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
were supposed to be more chaotic right? Like do chaotic stuff?
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You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
The sun is too spicy. You take one bite and gain the ability to breathe fire, at the cost of an inability to eat an intense pain. You refuse to eat any more of the sun.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I fly 50 million light years away and grab a planet and smash it into another planet then I take the cores of those planets and fuse them together and then I eat it and then Gibber turns into a cat
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I cast a 9th level Fireball centered on Mariah Carey. Dex save is DC 22.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Unfortunately, the fire only made Mariah Carey stronger. She knocks out Adohand within minutes, then teleports away with him to convert him to a singer.
Before, however, I secretly gave Adohand invisible noise cancelling headphones.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
57 fire damage on a fail. I use portent to make Mariah Carey get a nat 1.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*u need to make the save too*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I raid the realm of Despicable Me. I return with a freeze ray to use on Mariah Carey, along with an army of minions (they work for bananas, something I can easily summon being a potassium god).
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
still beating her up? I mean i approve, but once it hits Christmas Eve you are obligated to stop, in the name of Christmas Spirit. (unless she makes the whole world sing again, thats not allowed)
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
I uncover Mariah Carey's secret plan to make everyone sing on Christmas Eve.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Having discovered this plan, I make my own secret plan to stop Mariah Carey. I can't say the details. It's secret.
Meanwhile, for randomness, give me:
A noun
A verb
A extremely specific process
Object
Explode
Location
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Tree
Dies
Slowly pushed off a cliff by Spiderman while hes wearing his "Night Monkey" suit, hes tom holland, and hes just been in a fight and pretty beaten up
Razor
Paris
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
A tree dies from the heavens and makes everyone be stuck to slowly rotate round and round as they walk. To stop this, it must be slowly pushed off a cliff by Spiderman while he's wearing his "Night Monkey" suit, he's tom Holland, and he's just been in a fight and pretty beat up. Then a razor must explode at the top of Paris.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Lol I didn’t know we played Mad Libs here
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
We don't mostly but we need to get the random factor up
I summon the ancient bard Supdawge the Vicious once again, who shall aggressively yell "your mother" at anyone who attacks him, dealing 13867 psychic damage.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
how does that help...? Is mariah carey particularly violent?
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
It doesn't. Keyword is random, it's completely irrelevant to the overarching plot.
Meanwhile, I am actually working to refreeze Mariah Carey.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
were supposed to be more chaotic right? Like do chaotic stuff?
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
I eat the Sun. The earth freezes.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The sun is too spicy. You take one bite and gain the ability to breathe fire, at the cost of an inability to eat an intense pain. You refuse to eat any more of the sun.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I use a black hole to spaghettify (real scientific term) the Sun, thus destroying it.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I fly 50 million light years away and grab a planet and smash it into another planet then I take the cores of those planets and fuse them together and then I eat it and then Gibber turns into a cat
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
The black hole offers the sun a bowl of spaghetti. The sun accepts, and during this meal the two become great friends.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ