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Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> And because I am a sandwich I eat you You explode
Quote from carsorino >> And because I am a sandwich I eat you
And because I am a sandwich I eat you
You explode
The space dust dead God sneeze made my molecules permanently bound, so I am unable to be exploded
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> And because I am a sandwich I eat you You explode The space dust dead God sneeze made my molecules permanently bound, so I am unable to be exploded
I turn you into a liquid, which has less tight molecules
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> And because I am a sandwich I eat you You explode The space dust dead God sneeze made my molecules permanently bound, so I am unable to be exploded I turn you into a liquid, which has less tight molecules
And now you are slightly wet and it's very uncomfortable
Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> And because I am a sandwich I eat you You explode The space dust dead God sneeze made my molecules permanently bound, so I am unable to be exploded I turn you into a liquid, which has less tight molecules And now you are slightly wet and it's very uncomfortable
I get a towel.
Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> And because I am a sandwich I eat you You explode The space dust dead God sneeze made my molecules permanently bound, so I am unable to be exploded I turn you into a liquid, which has less tight molecules And now you are slightly wet and it's very uncomfortable I get a towel.
My molecules fuse with the towel and now I am sentient wet towel. I whip you
Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> And because I am a sandwich I eat you You explode The space dust dead God sneeze made my molecules permanently bound, so I am unable to be exploded I turn you into a liquid, which has less tight molecules And now you are slightly wet and it's very uncomfortable I get a towel. My molecules fuse with the towel and now I am sentient wet towel. I whip you
I turn you into a sponge and punish you to live in a pineapple under the sea, never able to leave.
I go and start making speeches about overthrowing the government
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her headClang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Quote from PJtheARCH3R >> I go and start making speeches about overthrowing the government
But they're all too busy watching my show about me being a sponge living in a pineapple under the sea
Quote from carsorino >> Quote from PJtheARCH3R >> I go and start making speeches about overthrowing the government But they're all too busy watching my show about me being a sponge living in a pineapple under the sea
I give you a pet snail to keep you entertained and to keep you from escaping.
Quote from DaethedirWyndsaber >> And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you.
And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you.
I summon the Cabbage Man, as I can't hold my curiosity anymore
Quote from carsorino >> Quote from DaethedirWyndsaber >> And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you. I summon the Cabbage Man, as I can't hold my curiosity anymore
“No! My Cabbage!”
I unsummon the Cabbage Man before it's too late. Not because I don't approve, but because I was planning to do it.
I summon the Cabbage Man again, he is now under my control.
Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from DaethedirWyndsaber >> And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you. I summon the Cabbage Man, as I can't hold my curiosity anymore I unsummon the Cabbage Man before it's too late. Not because I don't approve, but because I was planning to do it. I summon the Cabbage Man again, he is now under my control.
I clone the Cabbage Man and sic him on Gibber.
Terra Lubridia archive:The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Quote from Nothic2SeeHere2 >> Quote from TheMadGibber >> Quote from carsorino >> Quote from DaethedirWyndsaber >> And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you. I summon the Cabbage Man, as I can't hold my curiosity anymore I unsummon the Cabbage Man before it's too late. Not because I don't approve, but because I was planning to do it. I summon the Cabbage Man again, he is now under my control. I clone the Cabbage Man and sick him on Gibber.
I clone the Cabbage Man and sick him on Gibber.
I use the power of quote editing. The cabbage man vomits on me. Gross, but tolerable.
Also, the clone is also under my control.
Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.
Quote from Nothic2SeeHere2 >> Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.
You get sued, and by planting olives you lost both regular orange and orange juice privileges.
I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.
I go to the olive garden and order lasagna
Quote from Nothic2SeeHere2 >> I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.
I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.
Quote from carsorino >> Quote from Nothic2SeeHere2 >> Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden. I go to the olive garden and order lasagna
Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.
The space dust dead God sneeze made my molecules permanently bound, so I am unable to be exploded
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I turn you into a liquid, which has less tight molecules
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
And now you are slightly wet and it's very uncomfortable
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I get a towel.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
My molecules fuse with the towel and now I am sentient wet towel. I whip you
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I turn you into a sponge and punish you to live in a pineapple under the sea, never able to leave.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I go and start making speeches about overthrowing the government
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
But they're all too busy watching my show about me being a sponge living in a pineapple under the sea
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I give you a pet snail to keep you entertained and to keep you from escaping.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I summon the Cabbage Man, as I can't hold my curiosity anymore
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
“No! My Cabbage!”
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I unsummon the Cabbage Man before it's too late. Not because I don't approve, but because I was planning to do it.
I summon the Cabbage Man again, he is now under my control.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I clone the Cabbage Man and sic him on Gibber.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I use the power of quote editing. The cabbage man vomits on me. Gross, but tolerable.
Also, the clone is also under my control.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
You get sued, and by planting olives you lost both regular orange and orange juice privileges.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I go to the olive garden and order lasagna
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ