I become the king of the underworld, supreme devil, ruler of all that resides in hell. My house is made of ivory and the money made from it, Bask in my power and feel my wrath upon angerance. *heavily breathes*
I send an invitation from the Feywild courts, inviting you to a tea party.
I of course accept, who says no to a tea party? I will bring my own devilsbrew and fleshcakes for all to enjoy!
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
I become the king of the underworld, supreme devil, ruler of all that resides in hell. My house is made of ivory and the money made from it, Bask in my power and feel my wrath upon angerance. *heavily breathes*
I send an invitation from the Feywild courts, inviting you to a tea party.
I of course accept, who says no to a tea party? I will bring my own devilsbrew and fleshcakes for all to enjoy!
The party is taking place at my palace: a magnificent wonder of architecture made of gold, topaz, stone, and the tusks of animals. The gardens grow sentient apples with faces, which are very delicious.
"who would like to try a drink of my devilsbrew? I have infused it with the blood of the dead. enough alcohol to kill 358.3 men precisely and for good measure a drop of boiled water!"
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
I must go now back to my kingdom before my kind run amok and kill everything in the multiverse. *yes we hold the key to traveling the multiverse, yes im cool in every one, you just cant screw me up. buh bye now (no you cannot have the key to the multiverse)*
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
I must go now back to my kingdom before my kind run amok and kill everything in the multiverse. *yes we hold the key to traveling the multiverse, yes im cool in every one, you just cant screw me up. buh bye now (no you cannot have the key to the multiverse)*
I must go now back to my kingdom before my kind run amok and kill everything in the multiverse. *yes we hold the key to traveling the multiverse, yes im cool in every one, you just cant screw me up. buh bye now (no you cannot have the key to the multiverse)*
*tries to steal the key to the multiverse*
*slaps wrist* "what did I just say?!
*cant sleep*
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
I must go now back to my kingdom before my kind run amok and kill everything in the multiverse. *yes we hold the key to traveling the multiverse, yes im cool in every one, you just cant screw me up. buh bye now (no you cannot have the key to the multiverse)*
*tries to steal the key to the multiverse*
*slaps wrist* "what did I just say?!
*cant sleep*
I sneak away, cackling.
I then go visit a settlement in the underworld and steal all of someone’s teeth.
I must go now back to my kingdom before my kind run amok and kill everything in the multiverse. *yes we hold the key to traveling the multiverse, yes im cool in every one, you just cant screw me up. buh bye now (no you cannot have the key to the multiverse)*
*tries to steal the key to the multiverse*
*slaps wrist* "what did I just say?!
*cant sleep*
I sneak away, cackling.
I then go visit a settlement in the underworld and steal all of someone’s teeth.
I reveal that burningking's key to the multiverse is really a skeleton key in disguise. Give it to a skeleton and they will be very happy. As the owner of the Nexus, I pull out the REAL multiverse key (which you still can't have) and then unlock the secrets of eating everything in the world.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I wish I sleep. Then I sleep. But just a bit, because I need to get to my office job working a twelve hour shift 6 to 6 for the mimiczilla in the morning.
Mimiczillas boss Jeff the Evil Roomba gives you the day off because he is a very nice sinister Roomba. :D
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I wish I sleep. Then I sleep. But just a bit, because I need to get to my office job working a twelve hour shift 6 to 6 for the mimiczilla in the morning.
Mimiczillas boss Jeff the Evil Roomba gives you the day off because he is a very nice sinister Roomba. :D
Praise Jeff! Three cheers for the Roomba!
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I of course accept, who says no to a tea party? I will bring my own devilsbrew and fleshcakes for all to enjoy!
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The party is taking place at my palace: a magnificent wonder of architecture made of gold, topaz, stone, and the tusks of animals. The gardens grow sentient apples with faces, which are very delicious.
there are numerous other Archfey attending.
*I sit in my too small chair hunched over*
"who would like to try a drink of my devilsbrew? I have infused it with the blood of the dead. enough alcohol to kill 358.3 men precisely and for good measure a drop of boiled water!"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Most of the Archfey try it, considering they are already immortal due to being Archfey.
i summon a plate of biscuits, and my pet displacer beast Oreo catches a bird out of the air.
I must go now back to my kingdom before my kind run amok and kill everything in the multiverse. *yes we hold the key to traveling the multiverse, yes im cool in every one, you just cant screw me up. buh bye now (no you cannot have the key to the multiverse)*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Got to go bye*
*insert spongebob sleeping noises*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*tries to steal the key to the multiverse*
*slaps wrist* "what did I just say?!
*cant sleep*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
I sneak away, cackling.
I then go visit a settlement in the underworld and steal all of someone’s teeth.
I reveal that burningking's key to the multiverse is really a skeleton key in disguise. Give it to a skeleton and they will be very happy. As the owner of the Nexus, I pull out the REAL multiverse key (which you still can't have) and then unlock the secrets of eating everything in the world.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Mimiczillas boss Jeff the Evil Roomba gives you the day off because he is a very nice sinister Roomba. :D
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise Jeff! Three cheers for the Roomba!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I post.
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I post.
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I post.
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I stop posting.
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I decide to post one more time.
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Okay, now I really stop posting.
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For good this time.
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Oh really?
I POST!
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."