I wake up after the holy rave concludes, and realize that we accidentally caused the Fourth Sundering with our sick beats.
The beats leave to go to the doctor.
The beats all have chlamydia, contracted from improper handling of koalas.
Oh... Improper? Handling? ;) ;) ;)
I am deeply offended at your koala implications and flick the nose of the dog in your pfp.
HOW DARE YOU FLICK MY SIBLING'S DOG!!!
I CAST ∞⁹⁷⁸ LEVEL MAGIC MISSLE!!! ON YOU!!!
I am now dead. I become a spooky ghost and haunt you.
I turn you into a spooky scary skeleton, along with all of the other ghosts in the world, and begin eldritch chanting to the tune of Spooky Scary Skeletons.
I turn you into a low-quality FNAF edit.
NOOO!...
I begin doing a cringe William Afton dance thingy.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I cast Clone on myself 1736⁸⁷ times, put all of the other Kasriks in a new Plane, close the portal, and cast ∞ level Fireball centered on myself 130 days later.
I cast Clone on myself 1736⁸⁷ times, put all of the other Kasriks in a new Plane, close the portal, and cast ∞ level Fireball centered on myself 130 days later.
I cast Clone on myself 1736⁸⁷ times, put all of the other Kasriks in a new Plane, close the portal, and cast ∞ level Fireball centered on myself 130 days later.
I use a crucifix to kill the ghost
Not how ghosts work buddy.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I begin thinking if I should change my location to 'The Nexus Citadel' and ask for people's thoughts. (Temple of Potassium is the classic, which is basically the only reason I'm not immediately changing it)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I begin thinking if I should change my location to 'The Nexus Citadel' and ask for people's thoughts. (Temple of Potassium is the classic, which is basically the only reason I'm not immediately changing it)
Don't change it...
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I Charge off of a cliff holding kasrik above my head.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I Charge off of a cliff holding kasrik above my head.
I wonder why you stick a giant charging cable into a cliff (and only with one hand since you're holding Kasrik) while reading a book on how to treat wrong-echo-itis.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I Charge off of a cliff holding kasrik above my head.
I cast 9867384636⁸⁷⁹⁶⁵⁴⁷⁶⁹⁸ level Fireball centered on you.
I have immunity to fire damage. I paralyse you and yeet you off the cliff.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I Charge off of a cliff holding kasrik above my head.
I cast 9867384636⁸⁷⁹⁶⁵⁴⁷⁶⁹⁸ level Fireball centered on you.
I have immunity to fire damage. I paralyse you and yeet you off the cliff.
I have immunity to the paralyzed condition.
I grab your soul and eat it.
The soul tastes of fish. So much so, in fact, that you take a second look at it and realize that it was just a fish.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
I Charge off of a cliff holding kasrik above my head.
I cast 9867384636⁸⁷⁹⁶⁵⁴⁷⁶⁹⁸ level Fireball centered on you.
I have immunity to fire damage. I paralyse you and yeet you off the cliff.
I have immunity to the paralyzed condition.
I grab your soul and eat it.
The soul tastes of fish. So much so, in fact, that you take a second look at it and realize that it was just a fish.
I turn the fish into a dragon turtle, then throw it at you.
I carefully remove immunity to paralysed and give vulnerability to everything, and hit you with a bunch of Beads of Force.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I carefully remove immunity to paralysed and give vulnerability to everything, and hit you with a bunch of Beads of Force.
I cast shield and deflect them back at you. Then I invert the vulnerabilities (which weren't actually doing anything cause you forgot to remove all of my immunities), then restore my immunity to the paralyzed condition.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I’m on a journey to save some random person from an evil raspberry plant with a really weird dog, a misogynist whose hat has fused with his hair, a very loud and awesome old guy, a 17-year-old who really likes cherries, a French man who reincarnates into a turtle, and a fortune-teller who wags his finger dramatically and cheats death. We’re going to Egypt to beat up a British vampire and his pet scuba chronurgist.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I carefully remove immunity to paralysed and give vulnerability to everything, and hit you with a bunch of Beads of Force.
I cast shield and deflect them back at you. Then I invert the vulnerabilities (which weren't actually doing anything cause you forgot to remove all of my immunities), then restore my immunity to the paralyzed condition.
I cast Antimagic cone on you, remove your immunities, resistances and whatever, add the vulnerabilities, and hit you with a Meteor storm.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
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Jobah, charisma save.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
15
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
NOOO!...
I begin doing a cringe William Afton dance thingy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I cast Clone on myself 1736⁸⁷ times, put all of the other Kasriks in a new Plane, close the portal, and cast ∞ level Fireball centered on myself 130 days later.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I use a crucifix to kill the ghost
GIVE ME YOUR TEETH
Not how ghosts work buddy.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I begin thinking if I should change my location to 'The Nexus Citadel' and ask for people's thoughts. (Temple of Potassium is the classic, which is basically the only reason I'm not immediately changing it)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Don't change it...
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I yell out, 'Hello?' and discover I have a moderate to severe case of wrong-echo-itis ('hello? Hello? Cookie? Hello?')
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I Charge off of a cliff holding kasrik above my head.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I wonder why you stick a giant charging cable into a cliff (and only with one hand since you're holding Kasrik) while reading a book on how to treat wrong-echo-itis.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I cast 9867384636⁸⁷⁹⁶⁵⁴⁷⁶⁹⁸ level Fireball centered on you.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I have immunity to fire damage. I paralyse you and yeet you off the cliff.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I have immunity to the paralyzed condition.
I grab your soul and eat it.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The soul tastes of fish. So much so, in fact, that you take a second look at it and realize that it was just a fish.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I turn the fish into a dragon turtle, then throw it at you.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I carefully remove immunity to paralysed and give vulnerability to everything, and hit you with a bunch of Beads of Force.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I cast shield and deflect them back at you. Then I invert the vulnerabilities (which weren't actually doing anything cause you forgot to remove all of my immunities), then restore my immunity to the paralyzed condition.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I’m on a journey to save some random person from an evil raspberry plant with a really weird dog, a misogynist whose hat has fused with his hair, a very loud and awesome old guy, a 17-year-old who really likes cherries, a French man who reincarnates into a turtle, and a fortune-teller who wags his finger dramatically and cheats death. We’re going to Egypt to beat up a British vampire and his pet scuba chronurgist.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I cast Antimagic cone on you, remove your immunities, resistances and whatever, add the vulnerabilities, and hit you with a Meteor storm.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.