Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Dang. Wait a second, we're not in I CAST...! The same rules don't apply here!
I cast an instant death spell that ignores immunities and resistances, and cannot be counterspelled, dodged, parried, blocked, or be subject to any other form of avoidance!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Dang. Wait a second, we're not in I CAST...! The same rules don't apply here!
I cast an instant death spell that ignores immunities and resistances, and cannot be counterspelled, dodged, parried, blocked, or be subject to any other form of avoidance!
I tank it
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
But the turmoiled sky doesn’t smell like burnt potatoes! Hmm…
What if Theef isn’t Sturgeon?!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Dang. Wait a second, we're not in I CAST...! The same rules don't apply here!
I cast an instant death spell that ignores immunities and resistances, and cannot be counterspelled, dodged, parried, blocked, or be subject to any other form of avoidance!
I tank it
Nah that was to stop Tana, although I do also cast it on you to weaken you before Wes's Ultimate P-Bomb Extravaganza
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
But the turmoiled sky doesn’t smell like burnt potatoes! Hmm…
What if Theef isn’t Sturgeon?!
Wait, there's still two possibilities!
1. Sturgeon has a shield on the headquarters or something and is still alive
2. He's storing the potatoes somewhere else! In which case we need to get the location out of him...
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
But the turmoiled sky doesn’t smell like burnt potatoes! Hmm…
What if Theef isn’t Sturgeon?!
Wait, there's still two possibilities!
1. Sturgeon has a shield on the headquarters or something and is still alive
2. He's storing the potatoes somewhere else! In which case we need to get the location out of him...
Sounds very reasonable.
I grab Sturgeon by the shirt and tell him that his penguins will die if he doesn’t ’fess up.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
But the turmoiled sky doesn’t smell like burnt potatoes! Hmm…
What if Theef isn’t Sturgeon?!
Wait, there's still two possibilities!
1. Sturgeon has a shield on the headquarters or something and is still alive
2. He's storing the potatoes somewhere else! In which case we need to get the location out of him...
Sounds very reasonable.
I grab Sturgeon by the shirt and tell him that his penguins will die if he doesn’t ’fess up.
Ahhh so you found my triple stunt double penguins…
and your shaking my hextuple stunt double…
nyeheheh.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
But the turmoiled sky doesn’t smell like burnt potatoes! Hmm…
What if Theef isn’t Sturgeon?!
Wait, there's still two possibilities!
1. Sturgeon has a shield on the headquarters or something and is still alive
2. He's storing the potatoes somewhere else! In which case we need to get the location out of him...
Sounds very reasonable.
I grab Sturgeon by the shirt and tell him that his penguins will die if he doesn’t ’fess up.
Ahhh so you found my triple stunt double penguins…
and your shaking my hextuple stunt double…
nyeheheh.
I grabbed my duplicate duplicate High Unseelie Unstealable Potato that is bonded to me and cannot be removed from me and start a potato farm of unstealable potatoes.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
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I attack Gibber.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I cast fireball!
Wait no we're at the poles and I don't wanna contribute to global warming... Is that how it works? Regardless, I rather cast iceball!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I'm immune to that.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Dang. Wait a second, we're not in I CAST...! The same rules don't apply here!
I cast an instant death spell that ignores immunities and resistances, and cannot be counterspelled, dodged, parried, blocked, or be subject to any other form of avoidance!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I tank it
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
But the turmoiled sky doesn’t smell like burnt potatoes! Hmm…
What if Theef isn’t Sturgeon?!
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Nah that was to stop Tana, although I do also cast it on you to weaken you before Wes's Ultimate P-Bomb Extravaganza
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Wait, there's still two possibilities!
1. Sturgeon has a shield on the headquarters or something and is still alive
2. He's storing the potatoes somewhere else! In which case we need to get the location out of him...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Sounds very reasonable.
I grab Sturgeon by the shirt and tell him that his penguins will die if he doesn’t ’fess up.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Ahhh so you found my triple stunt double penguins…
and your shaking my hextuple stunt double…
nyeheheh.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I grabbed my duplicate duplicate High Unseelie Unstealable Potato that is bonded to me and cannot be removed from me and start a potato farm of unstealable potatoes.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!