Except 1. The un-stealable potato blessed by the Fairy Godmother herself and cursed by the Enchantress. The Unseelie Tater.
The Unseelie willingly give it over to Theef, since they can see that it'll do something malevolent with all these potatoes.
They gave over my duplicated potato! Not this one! It”s bonded to me!
...well, now you have a pile of bonded French fries.
Mmm. I hide them.
The moment they're out of sight, they're stolen!
A universal broadcast appears from Theef, where he declares himself as the new potato monopoly of all the universe. Shrines are established where people can deposit money, look away from it, and a potato will be granted to them that cannot in any way be replicated as there are no seeds and uhhh magic stuff. This is a devestating outcome, I must ponder over this.
(HAHAHAHAHA... I WIN! I AM THE POTATO MONOPOLY OF THE NEW WORLD! If nobody figures out that I am Theef, then my eternal reign is all but guaranteed...)
We have to find Sturgeon and put an end to this tyranny!
So you found my stunt quadruple…
Im still in Antarctica.
I send out an expedition to Antarctica in search of you! They are armed with the most dangerous of weaponry, as well as the ability to fly to induce despair in the penguin strike team.
Little do you know, my penguin genetic engineers increased the wingspan of the penguin by a factor of 12, allowing flight.
My expedition team enters a sick and epic aerial battle with the penguins that is very sick and epic. In the meantime, I make my way to you.
I summon an audience and hold up ‘APPLAUSE’ signs throughout.
Me clapping reveals my secret corporate hq
WES! Now's your chance while I'm fighting Tana! End this once and for all!
I drop all of my P-bombs on the headquarters, releasing roughly 10 googleplex gigatons of energy.
Boom
But the turmoiled sky doesn’t smell like burnt potatoes! Hmm…
What if Theef isn’t Sturgeon?!
Wait, there's still two possibilities!
1. Sturgeon has a shield on the headquarters or something and is still alive
2. He's storing the potatoes somewhere else! In which case we need to get the location out of him...
Sounds very reasonable.
I grab Sturgeon by the shirt and tell him that his penguins will die if he doesn’t ’fess up.
Ahhh so you found my triple stunt double penguins…
and your shaking my hextuple stunt double…
nyeheheh.
We’ve got a mystery on our hands.
Over the next few seconds, I teleport back to New York (because why not?) and sow chaos by telling everyone that Sturgeon/Theef is…at LOOSE!
The potato whispers t9 me the identity of Theef.
Not to you, t9 you! As everyone knows, all other universes are just copies of ours, so it whispers that to your ninth iteration in another universe. They look up confusedly from their perch on an iceberg and yell— “You can’t steal the Titanic!”
It now whispers to me the identity of Theef.
A message comes up on-potato. “You’ve run out of magic for this month,” it explains, “but you can get some more by upgrading to our premium plan! It’s currently 2.2 million potatoes; get it before our Black Friday sale ends!”
I upgrade by spamming duplicate exponentially on my potato farm.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Dang. Wait a second, we're not in I CAST...! The same rules don't apply here!
I cast an instant death spell that ignores immunities and resistances, and cannot be counterspelled, dodged, parried, blocked, or be subject to any other form of avoidance!
I die. I then immediately respawn with max HP.
I cast Denek's Avatar and make it permanent with Permanency
Dang. Wait a second, we're not in I CAST...! The same rules don't apply here!
I cast an instant death spell that ignores immunities and resistances, and cannot be counterspelled, dodged, parried, blocked, or be subject to any other form of avoidance!
I die. I then immediately respawn with max HP.
I cast Denek's Avatar and make it permanent with Permanency
I could not find what spell that is, and therefore I'm just gonna assume you permanently made a TV stream an interpretation of the movie Avatar by someone named Denek.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I now know who Theef is! I set out to find him and bring him to justice.
Hey, wait, you can’t use your magic potato in the first place! It’s been turned into French fries!
That was my duplicate potato! I’m using my duplicate duplicate potato!
All the potatoes (except for the one non-duplicate bonded one) have been stolen!
I re-duplicate it! I have 10K taters now!
But the bonded one has been turned into French fries!
you have 10k French fries I guess
I steal your French fries and start a new branch of McDonald’s.
Except the bonded one. You still can’t steal that.
Have fun with your one French fry.
I actually realize I can capitalize on this and offer you half the profits if you duplicate more French fries. (The other 49% goes to me, the 1% to the orphans I’ve employed).
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pronouns (i/d/g/a/f) Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos |------extended sig------|
I now know who Theef is! I set out to find him and bring him to justice.
Hey, wait, you can’t use your magic potato in the first place! It’s been turned into French fries!
That was my duplicate potato! I’m using my duplicate duplicate potato!
All the potatoes (except for the one non-duplicate bonded one) have been stolen!
I re-duplicate it! I have 10K taters now!
But the bonded one has been turned into French fries!
you have 10k French fries I guess
I steal your French fries and start a new branch of McDonald’s.
Except the bonded one. You still can’t steal that.
Have fun with your one French fry.
I actually realize I can capitalize on this and offer you half the profits if you duplicate more French fries. (The other 49% goes to me, the 1% to the orphans I’ve employed).
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I now know who Theef is! I set out to find him and bring him to justice.
Hey, wait, you can’t use your magic potato in the first place! It’s been turned into French fries!
That was my duplicate potato! I’m using my duplicate duplicate potato!
All the potatoes (except for the one non-duplicate bonded one) have been stolen!
I re-duplicate it! I have 10K taters now!
But the bonded one has been turned into French fries!
you have 10k French fries I guess
I steal your French fries and start a new branch of McDonald’s.
Except the bonded one. You still can’t steal that.
Have fun with your one French fry.
I actually realize I can capitalize on this and offer you half the profits if you duplicate more French fries. (The other 49% goes to me, the 1% to the orphans I’ve employed).
I duplicate 1 billion more fries
The orphans make a million dollars each, and we’re hailed as national heroes. (without telling people we’ve made anything ofc)
I steal a couple of fries and plan to regrow them into potatoes.
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pronouns (i/d/g/a/f) Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos |------extended sig------|
I now know who Theef is! I set out to find him and bring him to justice.
Hey, wait, you can’t use your magic potato in the first place! It’s been turned into French fries!
That was my duplicate potato! I’m using my duplicate duplicate potato!
All the potatoes (except for the one non-duplicate bonded one) have been stolen!
I re-duplicate it! I have 10K taters now!
But the bonded one has been turned into French fries!
you have 10k French fries I guess
I steal your French fries and start a new branch of McDonald’s.
Except the bonded one. You still can’t steal that.
Have fun with your one French fry.
I actually realize I can capitalize on this and offer you half the profits if you duplicate more French fries. (The other 49% goes to me, the 1% to the orphans I’ve employed).
I duplicate 1 billion more fries
The orphans make a million dollars each, and we’re hailed as national heroes. (without telling people we’ve made anything ofc)
I steal a couple of fries and plan to regrow them into potatoes.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I now know who Theef is! I set out to find him and bring him to justice.
Hey, wait, you can’t use your magic potato in the first place! It’s been turned into French fries!
That was my duplicate potato! I’m using my duplicate duplicate potato!
All the potatoes (except for the one non-duplicate bonded one) have been stolen!
I re-duplicate it! I have 10K taters now!
But the bonded one has been turned into French fries!
you have 10k French fries I guess
I steal your French fries and start a new branch of McDonald’s.
Except the bonded one. You still can’t steal that.
Have fun with your one French fry.
I actually realize I can capitalize on this and offer you half the profits if you duplicate more French fries. (The other 49% goes to me, the 1% to the orphans I’ve employed).
I duplicate 1 billion more fries
The orphans make a million dollars each, and we’re hailed as national heroes. (without telling people we’ve made anything ofc)
I steal a couple of fries and plan to regrow them into potatoes.
I do that with my unstealable potato.
I borrow them, then. We can get potatoes by joining our forces!
I secretly dedicate scientists towards making more P-bombs.
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pronouns (i/d/g/a/f) Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I upgrade by spamming duplicate exponentially on my potato farm.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I die. I then immediately respawn with max HP.
I cast Denek's Avatar and make it permanent with Permanency
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I take out The Great Quote Chain Cutting Sword and cut some quote chains.
I look through the headquarters for any communication devices the stunt double might have used, in hopes of getting hints to find the real Sturgeon.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I could not find what spell that is, and therefore I'm just gonna assume you permanently made a TV stream an interpretation of the movie Avatar by someone named Denek.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I now know who Theef is! I set out to find him and bring him to justice.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Hey, wait, you can’t use your magic potato in the first place! It’s been turned into French fries!
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
That was my duplicate potato! I’m using my duplicate duplicate potato!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...All the potatoes (except for the one non-duplicate bonded one) have been stolen!
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
I re-duplicate it! I have 10K taters now!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...But the bonded one has been turned into French fries!
you have 10k French fries I guess
I steal your French fries and start a new branch of McDonald’s.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Except the bonded one. You still can’t steal that.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Have fun with your one French fry.
I actually realize I can capitalize on this and offer you half the profits if you duplicate more French fries. (The other 49% goes to me, the 1% to the orphans I’ve employed).
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
I duplicate 1 billion more fries
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...The orphans make a million dollars each, and we’re hailed as national heroes. (without telling people we’ve made anything ofc)
I steal a couple of fries and plan to regrow them into potatoes.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
I do that with my unstealable potato.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Unfortunately, Theef has gained somewhat of a cult following. The unstealable potatoes are destroyed by his followers (and the stealable ones....yeah)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I borrow them, then. We can get potatoes by joining our forces!
I secretly dedicate scientists towards making more P-bombs.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
It’s also unbreakable! As long as a single cell of me exists, it cannot be fully destroyed!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...oh shoot
We begin to arouse suspicion, as people who’ve eaten our French fries have begun to die of intestinal clogging! Our French fries can’t be broken!
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
I have stolen candy from a baby…stop me
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!