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the not-door has no sound behind it (though the void is usually dead and silent but either way)

 I knock very aggressively on the not-door. "VOID, YOU HAVE BEEN DEEMED A POTENTIAL SUSPECT AS THE MASS BURGLAR KNOWN AS THEEF. PLEASE EXIT THE VOID AND COME OUT HERE WITHOUT ANY SPECIAL ITEMS." I then step out of the way of the not-door so that I can't be pushed. I advise Link to do the same.

 the void shudders around them, absorbing the noise as it left their mouth, essentially muteing them

 (Gasp! He took away my one thing as a gibbering mouther! Now I'm just TheMad.)

I begin signing to Link. "Should we break in?"

 I signal back "Yes"

the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

 Menacingly, huh?

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

 Menacingly, huh?

 menicingly. not to mention the two giant rotating black flame rings around it

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

 Jim takes his scythe back and stands in the corner. I sit down if there's any chairs. I then gesture for the silence to be disabled.

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

 Menacingly, huh?

 menicingly. not to mention the two giant rotating black flame rings around it

 Yikes.

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

 Jim takes his scythe back and stands in the corner. I sit down if there's any chairs. I then gesture for the silence to be disabled.

 I remain standing by the door.

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

 Jim takes his scythe back and stands in the corner. I sit down if there's any chairs. I then gesture for the silence to be disabled.

 *there is a couch, two chairs at a table, and a recliner in that room* I wave my hand, and the void becomes less supressive

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the not-door creaked open as I looked out "I don't need you trying to break anything, just come in"

 I shrug and walk in.

 within is a large apartment, everything was either pure black, or a glowing white, leaning against the wall was Jim's sythe, though slightly different, larger, and pulsing with void energy, as well as a few other items, one being a orb that floated 5ft off the ground, and hummed... menacingly in the corner of the room

 Jim takes his scythe back and stands in the corner. I sit down if there's any chairs. I then gesture for the silence to be disabled.

 *there is a couch, two chairs at a table, and a recliner in that room* I wave my hand, and the void becomes less supressive

 I relax a little, but remain standing.

"uh... want water? or like, tea or coffee?"

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"uh... want water? or like, tea or coffee?"

 "I'll pass, thanks."

I get a new cup of souls that Jim has freshly harvested. He also offers Link a cup. "Void if you steal these ones as well, we will instantly condemn you as Theef. Instead we're going to politely discuss the possibility of you being Theef.

I can give you your own cup if you ask, though!"

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I get a new cup of souls that Jim has freshly harvested. He also offers Link a cup. "Void if you steal these ones as well, we will instantly condemn you as Theef. Instead we're going to politely discuss the possibility of you being Theef.

I can give you your own cup if you ask, though!"

 "uh... who's theef?"

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I get a new cup of souls that Jim has freshly harvested. He also offers Link a cup. "Void if you steal these ones as well, we will instantly condemn you as Theef. Instead we're going to politely discuss the possibility of you being Theef.

I can give you your own cup if you ask, though!"

 "uh... who's theef?"

 "Oh. This is awkward." I give an explanation of who Theef is (Serious explanation incoming, boooo).

"You see, there has been mass theft of potatoes and occasionally other produce across the world. They always disappear when not looked at, and potatoes have become extremely scarce now, causing mass famine. We have identified these thefts to some mysterious burglar named Theef, who has the ability to either steal things extremely quickly or outright just make them disappear indirectly. We have not identified which of these methods is used, but what we do know is Theef has innate ability to steal. We have also deduced that they have some sort of alternate plane that they can use to store everything, which is why we haven't been able to find any mass collections of potatoes anywhere on the Material Plane.

We have tasked ourselves with the goal of finding, identifying and capturing Theef. With our only knowledge being that Theef has innate stealing ability and an alternate storage space, we consider you a potential suspect as we lack any other leads."

*Out of character bit of knowledge, I'm Theef lol. Tana has also been doing Theef stuff.*

Understanding that things are getting too serious and this is supposed to be an unserious thread, Jim does a backflip and it's very cool. I thank Jim for his help.

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I get a new cup of souls that Jim has freshly harvested. He also offers Link a cup. "Void if you steal these ones as well, we will instantly condemn you as Theef. Instead we're going to politely discuss the possibility of you being Theef.

I can give you your own cup if you ask, though!"

 "uh... who's theef?"

 "Oh. This is awkward." I give an explanation of who Theef is (Serious explanation incoming, boooo).

"You see, there has been mass theft of potatoes and occasionally other produce across the world. They always disappear when not looked at, and potatoes have become extremely scarce now, causing mass famine. We have identified these thefts to some mysterious burglar named Theef, who has the ability to either steal things extremely quickly or outright just make them disappear indirectly. We have not identified which of these methods is used, but what we do know is Theef has innate ability to steal. We have also deduced that they have some sort of alternate plane that they can use to store everything, which is why we haven't been able to find any mass collections of potatoes anywhere on the Material Plane.

We have tasked ourselves with the goal of finding, identifying and capturing Theef. With our only knowledge being that Theef has innate stealing ability and an alternate storage space, we consider you a potential suspect as we lack any other leads."

*Out of character bit of knowledge, I'm Theef lol. Tana has also been doing Theef stuff.*

Understanding that things are getting too serious and this is supposed to be an unserious thread, Jim does a backflip and it's very cool. I thank Jim for his help.

 "I see... I don't know who this theef is, but something has been pressing on the void, I just havent felt like exploring it, might that be where the items having been stolen are?"