Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I reignite my conquest of interstellar space, which previously ended in a grand potato war...?
But yeah, I'll just settle for the entire (observable + unobservable) universe for now. Let's see how this plays out.
Hustle like I bag groceries
Bad hoes be on me then get mad lonely
'Cause I ain't getting too attached, I'm tryna grab trophies
And anything that's in the way just gettin' gassed, brodie
|------extended sig------|
Via my observatory, I snipe your attack fleet with magical missiles.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I snipe your sniper
BanskorBattlehammer.
Ha, a horrid attempt! My fleet is made of the finest Exo-Super-Ultra-Tensile-Skeleton 2000 steel! Your missiles fizz out and leave no trace. The entire fleet now turns towards your observatory and fires.
Hustle like I bag groceries
Bad hoes be on me then get mad lonely
'Cause I ain't getting too attached, I'm tryna grab trophies
And anything that's in the way just gettin' gassed, brodie
|------extended sig------|
I summon the eggdog of truth you are now dead
BanskorBattlehammer.
I press a button labeled "Deflector Shields". Your projectiles are reflected back at you and obliterate your fleet.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I've died in a horrible incident involving a Bag of Holding and a +1 Longsword, this is my ghost typing rn. The posts I made this morning were also typed by my ghost
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Oh LMAO
Didn’t see those posts
he/they
Ghosts do tend to be hard to see...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I raise my own deflector shields to 1000%! The projectiles begin to bounce back and forth at unimaginable speeds between our fleet!
I then build stronger deflector shields while this happens and send most of my fleet back to protecting my empire.
Hustle like I bag groceries
Bad hoes be on me then get mad lonely
'Cause I ain't getting too attached, I'm tryna grab trophies
And anything that's in the way just gettin' gassed, brodie
|------extended sig------|
the flags of my empire shall be lowered to half-mast
Hustle like I bag groceries
Bad hoes be on me then get mad lonely
'Cause I ain't getting too attached, I'm tryna grab trophies
And anything that's in the way just gettin' gassed, brodie
|------extended sig------|
I deploy an experimental weapon that is designed to fire a beam of pure negative energy. In tandem with said weapon is a fleet of satellites that manipulate quantum fields to put your deflector shields into a quantum superposition between 1000% and 0%. They continue to "reroll" until your shields choose to state of being at 0%, which allows the beam to hit your fleet and decimate it via accelerated entropic decay.
Afterwards I cast True Revival on TheMadGibber and proceed to give him an explanation as to why our tavern has been militarized.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I counter with a ray of positive energy making the attack useless.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
They react like matter to antimatter.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
"Well, this is interesting." I say, "I think we've just discovered an even more powerful weapon. Dr. Jack Bright, begin research immediately."
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.