Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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NOT SO FAST!
I put you back inside your corner and set a timer for your remaining 0.1 x 10^-10 seconds. Then, I slow time to a standstill around your corner, making the clock slowly tick towards 0.
Of course, since you're in the slowed-time zone, you don't realize it
Hustle like I bag groceries
Bad hoes be on me then get mad lonely
'Cause I ain't getting too attached, I'm tryna grab trophies
And anything that's in the way just gettin' gassed, brodie
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BREAKING NEWS: a new Theef has struck in Los Angeles! Reports indicate 12 dead, with 13 tons of taters missing.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...:O
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Gasp! How can this be?
I begin looking over all the data to try and capture this new Theef.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I will be the muscle of the operation
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This will be very helpful, considering I am still a ghost and therefore have no physical body.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
:D
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In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate day, I be going rogue and pillaging vessels for their potatoes. When the day be done, I'll be locking the booty in a constantly monitored vault in order to protect it from Theef. Fer now, though, yo ho ho and a bottle of Potato Juice!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Yum
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Do ye perchance have a vessel I could pillage?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Do ye perchance have a vessel I could pillage?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You could try
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I shall try indeed then!
*I board your vessel and pull out my trusty cutlass, while my loyal crew begins to look through for potatoes and fights anyone they find on your boat*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I press the blow up ship button
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We've just finished development of a positive-negative energy bomb. We don't wanna use it, but we have it just in case Wes__ tries to take over the universe again.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I CAST... I CAST: RECASTED! The thread is revived. https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/208241-i-cast?page=257#c5253
I fall into the water comically and cling onto a piece of driftwood as sharks circle me.
"Curse ye, morallyambiguousfae!" I exclaim as I fend off the sharks with my sword while drifting off towards the sunset.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
nyehehehe
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TheMadGibber is alive! This is a miracle!
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I CAST... I CAST: RECASTED! The thread is revived. https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/208241-i-cast?page=257#c5253
Again? The universe is still mine!
Hustle like I bag groceries
Bad hoes be on me then get mad lonely
'Cause I ain't getting too attached, I'm tryna grab trophies
And anything that's in the way just gettin' gassed, brodie
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I send a bomber with the positive-negative energy bomb to Wes__'s main base of operations. The bomber has a special type of illusionary shielding that makes it impossible for both the radar and you're eyes to detect.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I CAST... I CAST: RECASTED! The thread is revived. https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/208241-i-cast?page=257#c5253