I run against you. I offer free healthcare and better school lunch.
I offer freer healthcare and the best school lunch in an attempt to outdo you.
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I run against you. I offer free healthcare and better school lunch.
I offer freer healthcare and the best school lunch in an attempt to outdo you.
I promise to defund the police and the military.
I promise to defund the defunded police and military.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
the assassin dies of cringe, but luckily we’ve hired a generation alpha kid to do it.
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I offer freer healthcare and the best school lunch in an attempt to outdo you.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I promise to defund the police and the military.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I create a paradox and eat it for lunch at 1:27 in the morning
Genius with a god complex...
Get the joke?
I then run through the marketplace wreaking havoc.
CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genius with a god complex...
Get the joke?
Like the comment if you're a chaotic alignment ;p
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Genius with a god complex...
Get the joke?
lol
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I summon Jevil, who challenges you to a chaos battle.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I summon every sans from the underverse.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You summon "The Sans Who Has Taken A Vow To Destroy All AU'S", who destroys all Sans except the og.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I promise to defund the defunded police and military.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
wait..
i can do.. ANYTHING?
*Anything that isn't breaking Terms of Service of course but besides that yeah anything*
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
i implode into existence, devouring the souls of 5 ąçęfgrwjagegį on my way
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a scrumtious deal hmmmmmm i’ll be a chef that chefs better than the school lunches and gets millions, thanks and goodbye
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I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I explode into existence, vomit out the four horsemen of horsemen, then vanish.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
the assassin dies of cringe, but luckily we’ve hired a generation alpha kid to do it.
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