I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
the assassin dies of cringe, but luckily we’ve hired a generation alpha kid to do it.
A supernova destroys all of the candidates except for me, who caused the supernova in the first place.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
the assassin dies of cringe, but luckily we’ve hired a generation alpha kid to do it.
A supernova destroys all of the candidates except for me, who caused the supernova in the first place.
the gen alpha kid calls it a “rizzy blue thing” and any surviving candidates die
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
the assassin dies of cringe, but luckily we’ve hired a generation alpha kid to do it.
A supernova destroys all of the candidates except for me, who caused the supernova in the first place.
the gen alpha kid calls it a “rizzy blue thing” and any surviving candidates die
I permakill the gen alpha kid, and resurrect myself.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
the assassin dies of cringe, but luckily we’ve hired a generation alpha kid to do it.
A supernova destroys all of the candidates except for me, who caused the supernova in the first place.
the gen alpha kid calls it a “rizzy blue thing” and any surviving candidates die
I permakill the gen alpha kid, and resurrect myself.
*sits here as a Gen Alpha kid, thinking about how truly weird my fellow generation is*
I cause the new currency to be potatoes, making the funding promises useless for both candidates.
I list my policies to show that I don't need a promise of defunding the police to have a solid campaign.
If I am elected president, I will:
Not only make healthcare free, but actually pay people to receive healthcare.
Make school lunches on the same level as the greatest cooking money can buy.
Reverse any ongoing war, hiring necromancers to resurrect all who died.
Defund the police so hard they have to pay to be police officers.
Clearly, you should all vote for me.
To get 'hip with the kids', one of your opponents yells out (and I'm sorry to utter these words) "Skibidi gyatt rizzler fanum tax!!!!1!" And wins in a landslide.
I send an assassin to kill them. No one who has said those words in that order should be president.
The opponent gets the assassin to try the Skibidi grimace shake at 3 am.
the assassin dies of cringe, but luckily we’ve hired a generation alpha kid to do it.
A supernova destroys all of the candidates except for me, who caused the supernova in the first place.
the gen alpha kid calls it a “rizzy blue thing” and any surviving candidates die
I permakill the gen alpha kid, and resurrect myself.
*sits here as a Gen Alpha kid, thinking about how truly weird my fellow generation is*
*Then again, i guess to them im the weird nerd, and theyre the normal people. Nerds Forever!*
I laugh at Djrowee, who thought I hadn't just posted on here like a couple hours ago and thought I was roleplaying on the Nexus due to a post from over 24 hours ago.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Mariah Carey has defrosted and is hiding somewhere in this thread. She sings I don't want a lot for Christmas, making everyone take even more damage, 12800 to be precise.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The typical citizens of the world must make a Charisma saving throw or become Mariah's willing minions that sing along. DC 18.
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Typical Citizens? We have a DOG (maybe thats pretty normal) a Sith (?) and Spider Noir and a Ninja Guy, are we "Typical Citizens?" Then again this is the anything thread where almost everything's weird
Mariah Carey has defrosted and is hiding somewhere in this thread. She sings I don't want a lot for Christmas, making everyone take even more damage, 12800 to be precise.
Tiamat congas around trying to find her with great violence on her mind.
A supernova destroys all of the candidates except for me, who caused the supernova in the first place.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
the gen alpha kid calls it a “rizzy blue thing” and any surviving candidates die
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
I permakill the gen alpha kid, and resurrect myself.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
good, that means i cant mess up lol
*sits here as a Gen Alpha kid, thinking about how truly weird my fellow generation is*
I point and laugh.
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You thought the opponent died, but they used... THE 19 DOLLAR FORTNITE GIFT CARD GRIMACE RIZZLER REBOOT VAN V69!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Then again, i guess to them im the weird nerd, and theyre the normal people. Nerds Forever!*
I laugh at Djrowee, who thought I hadn't just posted on here like a couple hours ago and thought I was roleplaying on the Nexus due to a post from over 24 hours ago.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I drop pineaple pizza in the Nexus and smile.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
The pineapple pizza bounces harmlessly off the fabric of space and time, as this thread has not intersected yet.
I make Djrowee slip on a banana peel.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Mariah Carey has defrosted and is hiding somewhere in this thread. She sings I don't want a lot for Christmas, making everyone take even more damage, 12800 to be precise.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I cast ray of frost on her.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
That was actually a cardboard cutout you froze...
"THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED!"
The typical citizens of the world must make a Charisma saving throw or become Mariah's willing minions that sing along. DC 18.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
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I pray to what gods there are that I escape Mariah Carey's curse.
Edit: NOOOO my life is over
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
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if i sing along ill just die first
I dont what that says, lets just ignore it
Typical Citizens? We have a DOG (maybe thats pretty normal) a Sith (?) and Spider Noir and a Ninja Guy, are we "Typical Citizens?" Then again this is the anything thread where almost everything's weird
*Shamelessly plugs Primordial Caverns (2.0)*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Tiamat congas around trying to find her with great violence on her mind.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
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