The mushroom eldritch evil, that is me, returns and laces a small chaotic mushroom child on the floor.

I meant anyone but us lol

The entire world is singing it, I sell noise cancelling head phones for millions of dollars

I eat the sun, so that Mariah Carey has to refreeze.

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I meant anyone but us lol

The entire world is singing it, I sell noise cancelling head phones for millions of dollars

 

 what about the other bands? Are they?

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I eat the sun, so that Mariah Carey has to refreeze.

 Its too spicy, and speaking of spice Ice Spice gave Mariah Carey anti-freeze spices.

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I meant anyone but us lol

The entire world is singing it, I sell noise cancelling head phones for millions of dollars

 

 what about the other bands? Are they?

 You mean the conga line and disco party? They're chilling, not affected.

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Mariah Carey has defrosted and is hiding somewhere in this thread. She sings I don't want a lot for Christmas, making everyone take even more damage, 12800 to be precise.

 Tiamat congas around trying to find her with great violence on her mind.

 One of the corrupted citizens sabotages the speakers to blare I don't want a lot for Christmas full blast.

I am working on an antidote for Mariah Carey's anti heat spices, while my scouts hunt down ice spice.

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Mariah Carey has defrosted and is hiding somewhere in this thread. She sings I don't want a lot for Christmas, making everyone take even more damage, 12800 to be precise.

 Tiamat congas around trying to find her with great violence on her mind.

 One of the corrupted citizens sabotages the speakers to blare I don't want a lot for Christmas full blast.

I am working on an antidote for Mariah Carey's anti heat spices, while my scouts hunt down ice spice.

 Tiamat fries them and sends the 10000000000006 enormous hell chickens to look for Mariah

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Mariah Carey has defrosted and is hiding somewhere in this thread. She sings I don't want a lot for Christmas, making everyone take even more damage, 12800 to be precise.

 Tiamat congas around trying to find her with great violence on her mind.

 One of the corrupted citizens sabotages the speakers to blare I don't want a lot for Christmas full blast.

I am working on an antidote for Mariah Carey's anti heat spices, while my scouts hunt down ice spice.

 Tiamat fries them and sends the 10000000000006 enormous hell chickens to look for Mariah

 The moment they step out of the conga lines safety, they suffer intense pain from the music. I offer them noise cancelling headphones for 50 trillion bucks per headphone (aka 100 trillion bucks per pair).

I create a noise cannon to be louder than Mariah Carey, blocking her out while also dealing physical damage to anyone who gets too close.

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I create a noise cannon to be louder than Mariah Carey, blocking her out while also dealing physical damage to anyone who gets too close.

 It's so loud it does damage to the cannon itself. It is in pain, and in its weakened moments it becomes corrupted by Mariah and also sings All I Want For Christmas.

I dump my nearly complete report for the 'media' sublayers of Avernus, not effected by Mariah Carey due to my noise-cancelling headphones.

The 'media' sublayers of Avernus are tucked away as an alternative entrance to the Nine Hells, and they are accessible from the Material Plane by using one of these devices, which appear randomly:

1. A rectangular pad with the letter I emblazoned on it, 3 uses

2. A small rectangle with the symbol of a half eaten apple, has 1 use

3. A strange device, form of a screen, a typing keyboard, and a weird box. Infinite charges, but rare to find this

All spent charges are regained when the item takes thunder damage, except for the rectangle with the apple, which only remains the charges if it is thunder damage from a specific choice of the DM: you know what source this is. 

Once you enter, there are 4 main layers: Reddit, YouTube, Discord and Twitter, in that order. These layers each have their own characteristics. You must brave all of these layers in order to move to the main area of Avernus.

Reddit: a utopia, appears to be one of the few safe spaces in the Nine Hells. Filled with alien-like creatures called Redditor's, which are humanoid beings with orange eyes and a singular antanea they use to communicate with all others. It is a sort of hive mind, and if one Redditor has an issue, all others will pitch in to help. This realm has moderators like the Discord Realm, but Reddit moderators tend to have more intelligence then their Discord cousins. The sublayer itself is protected by magical wards, and moderators that stand guard. They have no monarchy, and all coexist in the same social class. The entrance to the next layer, YouTube, is in the center of the city.

YouTube: this layer appears as a museum of what is important to the explorer. Exhibits take form in visions, just touch a pedestal and see it. This layer seems innocent enough, but a certain area has a connection to the ancient beast TicTok. TicTok is an evil beast that must never be set free, and it's essence lurks in here. Some claim to have seen the door that led to the prison of TicTok itself, but were too frightened to go in. Those who have gone in never made it out to tell the tale. Unfortunately, this area, called "Shorts", must be explored to find the door to the Discord layer.

The Discord layer is a barren wasteland. The animals seem to be regular animals, though any animals are scarce. It houses little food and water, and two main hunter-gatherer tribes rule:

Moderators: these large brutes roam the lands, and use primitive methods to hunt. They use weird totems to silence prey, and keep the rest of the herd from running away in fear. They also use hammers with a giant "BAN" forged onto it, which sentence victims to a harmless demiplane for a small amount of time. Anyone who is exposed to a large group of moderators for 24 hours straight turns into one themselves.

Serverians: this is a more advanced tribe, they appear to be humans that set traps, snares, use special tracking patterns and much more to find food and drink. They also love messing with moderators, and will prank them or snare them when they can.

The door to the Twitter layer is somewhere, you will have to search the lands for it, for the exit changes location every dawn. If someone is traveling to it, it will tend to go less far away from it's original spot.

The Twitter layer is what appears to be a marvelous city, like that of Reddit, but don't be fooled. This city is full of swarms of birdlike beings called bots, which detect noise and swarm any prey viciously, yelling rude comments at the victim. The door to exit Twitter and head to the rest of Avernus is always on the opposite side from where you entered, meaning you must sneak through without making a single sound.

The Giant No-Skin Man approaches, producing wet stomping noises as he does. He gazes at the chaos and makes a single glorping sound.

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The Giant No-Skin Man approaches, producing wet stomping noises as he does. He gazes at the chaos and makes a single glorping sound.

 Because he has no ears, he cannot hear Mariah Carey. I bow down to him and ask him to teach me his ways.

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The Giant No-Skin Man approaches, producing wet stomping noises as he does. He gazes at the chaos and makes a single glorping sound.

 Because he has no ears, he cannot hear Mariah Carey. I bow down to him and ask him to teach me his ways.

 The Giant No-Skin Man teaches you all he can about being giant and having no skin.

Unfortunately, I cannot hear the lesson about not hearing because of Mariah Carey.

I throw a potato bomb, which is just a bomb disguised as a potato.

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I dump my nearly complete report for the 'media' sublayers of Avernus, not effected by Mariah Carey due to my noise-cancelling headphones.

The 'media' sublayers of Avernus are tucked away as an alternative entrance to the Nine Hells, and they are accessible from the Material Plane by using one of these devices, which appear randomly:

1. A rectangular pad with the letter I emblazoned on it, 3 uses

 

2. A small rectangle with the symbol of a half eaten apple, has 1 use

 

3. A strange device, form of a screen, a typing keyboard, and a weird box. Infinite charges, but rare to find this

 

All spent charges are regained when the item takes thunder damage, except for the rectangle with the apple, which only remains the charges if it is thunder damage from a specific choice of the DM: you know what source this is. 

 

Once you enter, there are 4 main layers: Reddit, YouTube, Discord and Twitter, in that order. These layers each have their own characteristics. You must brave all of these layers in order to move to the main area of Avernus.

 

Reddit: a utopia, appears to be one of the few safe spaces in the Nine Hells. Filled with alien-like creatures called Redditor's, which are humanoid beings with orange eyes and a singular antanea they use to communicate with all others. It is a sort of hive mind, and if one Redditor has an issue, all others will pitch in to help. This realm has moderators like the Discord Realm, but Reddit moderators tend to have more intelligence then their Discord cousins. The sublayer itself is protected by magical wards, and moderators that stand guard. They have no monarchy, and all coexist in the same social class. The entrance to the next layer, YouTube, is in the center of the city.

 

YouTube: this layer appears as a museum of what is important to the explorer. Exhibits take form in visions, just touch a pedestal and see it. This layer seems innocent enough, but a certain area has a connection to the ancient beast TicTok. TicTok is an evil beast that must never be set free, and it's essence lurks in here. Some claim to have seen the door that led to the prison of TicTok itself, but were too frightened to go in. Those who have gone in never made it out to tell the tale. Unfortunately, this area, called "Shorts", must be explored to find the door to the Discord layer.

 

The Discord layer is a barren wasteland. The animals seem to be regular animals, though any animals are scarce. It houses little food and water, and two main hunter-gatherer tribes rule:

 

Moderators: these large brutes roam the lands, and use primitive methods to hunt. They use weird totems to silence prey, and keep the rest of the herd from running away in fear. They also use hammers with a giant "BAN" forged onto it, which sentence victims to a harmless demiplane for a small amount of time. Anyone who is exposed to a large group of moderators for 24 hours straight turns into one themselves.

 

Serverians: this is a more advanced tribe, they appear to be humans that set traps, snares, use special tracking patterns and much more to find food and drink. They also love messing with moderators, and will prank them or snare them when they can.

 

The door to the Twitter layer is somewhere, you will have to search the lands for it, for the exit changes location every dawn. If someone is traveling to it, it will tend to go less far away from it's original spot.

 

The Twitter layer is what appears to be a marvelous city, like that of Reddit, but don't be fooled. This city is full of swarms of birdlike beings called bots, which detect noise and swarm any prey viciously, yelling rude comments at the victim. The door to exit Twitter and head to the rest of Avernus is always on the opposite side from where you entered, meaning you must sneak through without making a single sound.

 

 

 I shove Mariah Carey into the prison of TikTok and gag her with a TikTok dance reel.

And then I shove Taylor Swift in with her.

then i shove all the tiktok dancers in too

Then I shove all the people who like Mariah Carey in there too.

Unfortunately, this shoving has caused many terrible effects, such as:

1. You say you shove all who like Mariah Carey in there, but unfortunately 99 percent of the world's population was corrupted to like Mariah Carey. Only 1 percent remains.

2. TikTok is an ancient beast that must never be awakened, unless you want the universe to die. Unfortunately, shoving all these people in, and Mariah Carey, Taylor Swift and the music from the TikTok dancers are waking it up.

3. I'm making stats for TikTok now because look what you have done. It's awake RUN