Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
Potato defeats Asparagus, fixes the potato farm, and makes more potato farms.
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Asparagus triggers it’s resurrection and rises again. I finish the laser and shoot it. Nothing happens. I then unplug it and plug it back in, resetting it. I try again. Asparagus is hit and takes 533200 radiant damage, instantly killing it. Before dying, Asparagus destroys the laser. I scream at its corpse.
Asparagus begins moving again, but JIMMY and Cthulhu both hit it at the exact same time with beams of unimaginable power. Asparagus is deleted from existence.
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Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
A meatier striker right next to the potato farm. It doesn't harm it in any way.
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
I ask to buy a potato.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
I ask to buy a potato.
I sell Cyno a potato for 3 SP.
Completely overpriced. I only have 1 SP.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
I ask to buy a potato.
I sell Cyno a potato for 3 SP.
Completely overpriced. I only have 1 SP.
Phineas Flynn's fortune of 2567647348930 GP falls on your head
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
I ask to buy a potato.
I sell Cyno a potato for 3 SP.
Completely overpriced. I only have 1 SP.
Phineas Flynn's fortune of 2567647348930 GP falls on your head
I pray and become a paladin of Phineas Flynn. I then build build a rocket, fight a mummy, and then climb up the eiffel tower.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
I ask to buy a potato.
I sell Cyno a potato for 3 SP.
Completely overpriced. I only have 1 SP.
Phineas Flynn's fortune of 2567647348930 GP falls on your head
I pray and become a paladin of Phineas Flynn. I then build build a rocket, fight a mummy, and then climb up the eiffel tower.
The jealous Ferb Fletcher sends the succubus Vanessa to charm you
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
The jealous Ferb Fletcher sends the succubus Vanessa to charm you
I'm immune to being charmed from the feat of asexual. I take Vanessa's jacket because it looks cool.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Please teach me the ways of turning things into potatoes.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The jealous Ferb Fletcher sends the succubus Vanessa to charm you
I'm immune to being charmed from the feat of asexual. I take Vanessa's jacket because it looks cool.
Ferb curses, and turns the jacket beige
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
The jealous Ferb Fletcher sends the succubus Vanessa to charm you
I'm immune to being charmed from the feat of asexual. I take Vanessa's jacket because it looks cool.
Ferb curses, and turns the jacket beige
NO. I become a Vengeance paladin and hunt down Ferb. I send my firstborn child to kill him.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Please teach me the ways of turning things into potatoes.
I explain that it's a god thing.
I sulk because I am not a potato god.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The jealous Ferb Fletcher sends the succubus Vanessa to charm you
I'm immune to being charmed from the feat of asexual. I take Vanessa's jacket because it looks cool.
Ferb curses, and turns the jacket beige
NO. I become a Vengeance paladin and hunt down Ferb. I send my firstborn child to kill him.
Ferb throws a magic wrench at his forehead
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
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Potato defeats Asparagus, fixes the potato farm, and makes more potato farms.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Asparagus triggers it’s resurrection and rises again. I finish the laser and shoot it. Nothing happens. I then unplug it and plug it back in, resetting it. I try again. Asparagus is hit and takes 533200 radiant damage, instantly killing it. Before dying, Asparagus destroys the laser. I scream at its corpse.
Asparagus begins moving again, but JIMMY and Cthulhu both hit it at the exact same time with beams of unimaginable power. Asparagus is deleted from existence.
In celebration, the Azers build a piano and play Battle Of The Heroes by John Williams.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
A shield of divine force protects the potato farm.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
A meatier striker right next to the potato farm. It doesn't harm it in any way.
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I ask to buy a potato.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I sell Cyno a potato for 3 SP.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Completely overpriced. I only have 1 SP.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I sell Cyno a smaller potato for 10 CP.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Phineas Flynn's fortune of 2567647348930 GP falls on your head
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
I pray and become a paladin of Phineas Flynn. I then build build a rocket, fight a mummy, and then climb up the eiffel tower.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I plant the potato and hand over the money.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The jealous Ferb Fletcher sends the succubus Vanessa to charm you
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
I take the money and turn it into potatoes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I'm immune to being charmed from the feat of asexual. I take Vanessa's jacket because it looks cool.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Please teach me the ways of turning things into potatoes.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Ferb curses, and turns the jacket beige
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
I explain that it's a god thing.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
NO. I become a Vengeance paladin and hunt down Ferb. I send my firstborn child to kill him.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I sulk because I am not a potato god.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Ferb throws a magic wrench at his forehead
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)