Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
To quote: "This can’t be avoided in any way possible". Even if he’s more powerful, it can’t be avoided. Bully no longer exists, so he couldn’t do any of the above (DO NOT TRY TO DISTURB TIAMATS PEACEFUL CONGA LINE!)
Also, Tiamat resurrects the poor orcs.
Also, Tiamat's conga line is a sacred place of happiness and anyone in it can't be damaged, killed, or harmed in any way.
I turn everyone in the conga line into a potato, arguing that it's a blessing and therefore still works.
The people in the conga line want to conga. Potatoes cannot conga, and you are turning these people into potatoes against their will. Therefore, turning everyone in the conga line into potatoes is considered harm.
Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
To quote: "This can’t be avoided in any way possible". Even if he’s more powerful, it can’t be avoided. Bully no longer exists, so he couldn’t do any of the above (DO NOT TRY TO DISTURB TIAMATS PEACEFUL CONGA LINE!)
Also, Tiamat resurrects the poor orcs.
Also, Tiamat's conga line is a sacred place of happiness and anyone in it can't be damaged, killed, or harmed in any way.
I turn everyone in the conga line into a potato, arguing that it's a blessing and therefore still works.
The people in the conga line want to conga. Potatoes cannot conga, and you are turning these people into potatoes against their will. Therefore, turning everyone in the conga line into potatoes is considered harm.
Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
To quote: "This can’t be avoided in any way possible". Even if he’s more powerful, it can’t be avoided. Bully no longer exists, so he couldn’t do any of the above (DO NOT TRY TO DISTURB TIAMATS PEACEFUL CONGA LINE!)
Also, Tiamat resurrects the poor orcs.
Also, Tiamat's conga line is a sacred place of happiness and anyone in it can't be damaged, killed, or harmed in any way.
I turn everyone in the conga line into a potato, arguing that it's a blessing and therefore still works.
The people in the conga line want to conga. Potatoes cannot conga, and you are turning these people into potatoes against their will. Therefore, turning everyone in the conga line into potatoes is considered harm.
I turn them into congaing potatoes.
They still do not want to be turned into potatoes, they are completely happy as they are. You are turning them against their will, which is still harm. Why don't you enchant some of your potatoes to conga and they can join the line!
It turns out that Bully Maguire had a clone that is exactly like him! That’s technically not evading the attack, since he was not the one attacked. The clone dances next to the conga line and sells popcorn and cheese.
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20 sentient vending machines(the dominant race) join the conga line, the machines only sell potatoes
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Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
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Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
the vending machines place bets
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It turns out that Bully Maguire had a clone that is exactly like him! That’s technically not evading the attack, since he was not the one attacked. The clone dances next to the conga line and sells popcorn and cheese.
Tiamat buys much popcorn. EDIT: before he gets killed by JIMMY.
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
Demogorgon is in Tiamats band so he doesn’t want to fight.
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
Demogorgon is in Tiamats band so he doesn’t want to fight.
Yes.
Juiblex falls onto the conga line, but since it can’t be harmed, it doesn’t do anything. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is battling JIMMY. The demon lords Zuggtmoy and Baphomet have been defeated. Graz’zt is low on hit points and power, but still alive. He’s hiding in a corner, hoping nobody notices him.
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Suddenly, the Mists of Ravenloft steal the conga line thingy and those around it. They are all transported to Ravenloft. Then, Strahd joins the conga line.
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
Demogorgon is in Tiamats band so he doesn’t want to fight.
Yes.
Juiblex falls onto the conga line, but since it can’t be harmed, it doesn’t do anything. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is battling JIMMY. The demon lords Zuggtmoy and Baphomet have been defeated. Graz’zt is low on hit points and power, but still alive. He’s hiding in a corner, hoping nobody notices him.
a vending machine approaches graz'zt, offering a coin
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Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
Demogorgon is in Tiamats band so he doesn’t want to fight.
Yes.
Juiblex falls onto the conga line, but since it can’t be harmed, it doesn’t do anything. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is battling JIMMY. The demon lords Zuggtmoy and Baphomet have been defeated. Graz’zt is low on hit points and power, but still alive. He’s hiding in a corner, hoping nobody notices him.
a vending machine approaches graz'zt, offering a coin
Graz’zt accepts the offering and uses it to buy a bag of potato chips from the vending machine. Meanwhile, Juiblex has been killed. Cthulhu and JIMMY are still fighting.
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Suddenly, the Mists of Potatoloft steal the conga line thingy and those around it. They are all transported to Potatoloft. Then, Strahd joins the conga line.
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
Demogorgon is in Tiamats band so he doesn’t want to fight.
Yes.
Juiblex falls onto the conga line, but since it can’t be harmed, it doesn’t do anything. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is battling JIMMY. The demon lords Zuggtmoy and Baphomet have been defeated. Graz’zt is low on hit points and power, but still alive. He’s hiding in a corner, hoping nobody notices him.
a vending machine approaches graz'zt, offering a coin
Graz’zt accepts the offering and uses it to buy a bag of potato chips from the vending machine. Meanwhile, Juiblex has been killed. Cthulhu and JIMMY are still fighting.
the chips grants Graz'zt UNLIMITED POWERRRR and he is restored to full HP
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Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The people in the conga line want to conga. Potatoes cannot conga, and you are turning these people into potatoes against their will. Therefore, turning everyone in the conga line into potatoes is considered harm.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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I turn them into congaing potatoes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
They still do not want to be turned into potatoes, they are completely happy as they are. You are turning them against their will, which is still harm. Why don't you enchant some of your potatoes to conga and they can join the line!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
It turns out that Bully Maguire had a clone that is exactly like him! That’s technically not evading the attack, since he was not the one attacked. The clone dances next to the conga line and sells popcorn and cheese.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
20 sentient vending machines(the dominant race) join the conga line, the machines only sell potatoes
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
the vending machines place bets
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
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Tiamat buys much popcorn.
EDIT: before he gets killed by JIMMY.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Demogorgon is in Tiamats band so he doesn’t want to fight.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Yes.
Juiblex falls onto the conga line, but since it can’t be harmed, it doesn’t do anything. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is battling JIMMY. The demon lords Zuggtmoy and Baphomet have been defeated. Graz’zt is low on hit points and power, but still alive. He’s hiding in a corner, hoping nobody notices him.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Suddenly, the Mists of Ravenloft steal the conga line thingy and those around it. They are all transported to Ravenloft. Then, Strahd joins the conga line.
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a vending machine approaches graz'zt, offering a coin
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Graz’zt accepts the offering and uses it to buy a bag of potato chips from the vending machine. Meanwhile, Juiblex has been killed. Cthulhu and JIMMY are still fighting.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I edit the quoted post.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
the chips grants Graz'zt UNLIMITED POWERRRR and he is restored to full HP
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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I summon Half and ask for some potatoes.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I give Cyno potatoes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I repay Half with my firstborn child.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I accept the child and raise it as the guardian of my vast potato fields.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)