Suddenly, the Mists of Potatoloft steal the conga line thingy and those around it. They are all transported to Potatoloft. Then, Strahd joins the conga line.
I edit the quoted post.
Since playing music to plants makes them grow faster, Half’s potato fields double because of the incredible disco music courtesy of Ashardalon, Iymrith, Demogorgon, Voaraghamanthar and Waervrendor (I think I spelled the last two wrong. Correct me if I did).
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
Juiblex shares his layer of the Abyss with Zuggtmoy.
Suddenly, the Mists of Potatoloft steal the conga line thingy and those around it. They are all transported to Potatoloft. Then, Strahd joins the conga line.
I edit the quoted post.
Since playing music to plants makes them grow faster, Half’s potato fields double because of the incredible disco music courtesy of Ashardalon, Iymrith, Demogorgon, Voaraghamanthar and Waervrendor (I think I spelled the last two wrong. Correct me if I did).
I raise a bunch of dead skellies to join the band, and then some to start a parade. I then join the conga line.
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
Juiblex shares his layer of the Abyss with Zuggtmoy.
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Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
Juiblex shares his layer of the Abyss with Zuggtmoy.
Juiblex and Zuggtmoy hate each other (they literally send armies of their followers to murder each other as they try to murder each other themselves), not much stealing going on. Except apparently Zuggtmoy's heart.
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
Juiblex shares his layer of the Abyss with Zuggtmoy.
Juiblex and Zuggtmoy hate each other (they literally send armies of their followers to murder each other as they try to murder each other themselves), not much stealing going on. Except apparently Zuggtmoy's heart.
Oop my bad. Well, Zuggtmoy and I murder Juiblex with a pointy stick and steal the layer. Potatos are now planted of it, and I spawn Minecraft Withers to protect the crops.
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Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
Juiblex shares his layer of the Abyss with Zuggtmoy.
Juiblex and Zuggtmoy hate each other (they literally send armies of their followers to murder each other as they try to murder each other themselves), not much stealing going on. Except apparently Zuggtmoy's heart.
Oop my bad. Well, Zuggtmoy and I murder Juiblex with a pointy stick and steal the layer. Potatos are now planted of it, and I spawn Minecraft Withers to protect the crops.
Zuggtmoy is Demon Lord of Fungi, Lady of Rot and Decay... She's probably gonna mushroomify your potatoes.
Suddenly, JIMMY appears and instantly deletes Bully Maguire’s clone from existence. He then erases all evidence that he ever existed, and summons Cthulhu from the depths of hell. (I TOLD you Cthulhu wasn’t gone!) He also spawns in all of the demon lords, who proceed to fight each other. The demon lords intend to completely destroy each other forever.
I was spawned in again(stop summoning me) and proceed to have a fistfight with Juiblex so I can have his layer and turn it into a potato farm.
Juiblex shares his layer of the Abyss with Zuggtmoy.
Juiblex and Zuggtmoy hate each other (they literally send armies of their followers to murder each other as they try to murder each other themselves), not much stealing going on. Except apparently Zuggtmoy's heart.
Oop my bad. Well, Zuggtmoy and I murder Juiblex with a pointy stick and steal the layer. Potatos are now planted of it, and I spawn Minecraft Withers to protect the crops.
Zuggtmoy is Demon Lord of Fungi, Lady of Rot and Decay... She's probably gonna mushroomify your potatoes.
We're married, so I kindly tell her not to fungi the potatoes and instead to fungi Lolth's spiderweb pits. All drow are now fungi.
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There is a roar of indescribably loud volume. It shatters any glass at all instantly, reduces anything within 2 miles to 0 hit points, and several of the demon lords are disintegrated on the spot. Cthulhu is actually staggered by this. The roar appears to have come from JIMMY. If you can’t hear or are magically protected, you are not affected.
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Cthulhu slams JIMMY in the face with a bolt of magical force. JIMMY staggers backwards and destroys a potato farm.
Suddenly, everyone present hears boss music. A portal opens and out steps the ultimate evil… the demonic entity known as Asparagus. JIMMY and Cthulhu turn towards Asparagus and activate all of their considerable power. They slowly advance towards Asparagus.
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Cthulhu slams JIMMY in the face with a bolt of magical force. JIMMY staggers backwards and destroys a potato farm.
Suddenly, everyone present hears boss music. A portal opens and out steps the ultimate evil… the demonic entity known as Asparagus. JIMMY and Cthulhu turn towards Asparagus and activate all of their considerable power. They slowly advance towards Asparagus.
I give half of my potatoes to Half and ask him to help us.
A time warp happens and an army of warforged soldiers arrive. Then, the Lord of Blades arrives and joins Tiamat's conga line along with the army.
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Cthulhu slams JIMMY in the face with a bolt of magical force. JIMMY staggers backwards and destroys a potato farm.
Suddenly, everyone present hears boss music. A portal opens and out steps the ultimate evil… the demonic entity known as Asparagus. JIMMY and Cthulhu turn towards Asparagus and activate all of their considerable power. They slowly advance towards Asparagus.
I give half of my potatoes to Half and ask him to help us.
A time warp happens and an army of warforged soldiers arrive. Then, the Lord of Blades arrives and joins Tiamat's conga line along with the army.
Tiamat shakes his hand and offers him and the warforged soldiers popcorn and cheese.
Cthulhu slams JIMMY in the face with a bolt of magical force. JIMMY staggers backwards and destroys a potato farm.
Suddenly, everyone present hears boss music. A portal opens and out steps the ultimate evil… the demonic entity known as Asparagus. JIMMY and Cthulhu turn towards Asparagus and activate all of their considerable power. They slowly advance towards Asparagus.
I give half of my potatoes to Half and ask him to help us.
A time warp happens and an army of warforged soldiers arrive. Then, the Lord of Blades arrives and joins Tiamat's conga line along with the army.
Tiamat shakes his hand and offers him and the warforged soldiers popcorn and cheese.
They accept the offer.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 1014 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 14 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 10 Azers.
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Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
I ask Half if we should grow potatoes throughout the multiverse.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 982 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 16 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 11 Azers.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
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Since playing music to plants makes them grow faster, Half’s potato fields double because of the incredible disco music courtesy of Ashardalon, Iymrith, Demogorgon, Voaraghamanthar and Waervrendor (I think I spelled the last two wrong. Correct me if I did).
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Juiblex shares his layer of the Abyss with Zuggtmoy.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
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I raise a bunch of dead skellies to join the band, and then some to start a parade. I then join the conga line.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
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I steal Zuggtmogy from Juiblex through marriage and we evict him and decide to share the layer. I then fistfight and brutally murder Graz'zt.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Juiblex and Zuggtmoy hate each other (they literally send armies of their followers to murder each other as they try to murder each other themselves), not much stealing going on. Except apparently Zuggtmoy's heart.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Oop my bad. Well, Zuggtmoy and I murder Juiblex with a pointy stick and steal the layer. Potatos are now planted of it, and I spawn Minecraft Withers to protect the crops.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Zuggtmoy is Demon Lord of Fungi, Lady of Rot and Decay... She's probably gonna mushroomify your potatoes.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
We're married, so I kindly tell her not to fungi the potatoes and instead to fungi Lolth's spiderweb pits. All drow are now fungi.
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making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I’d cast 10th level fireball on jack727’s house.
There is a roar of indescribably loud volume. It shatters any glass at all instantly, reduces anything within 2 miles to 0 hit points, and several of the demon lords are disintegrated on the spot. Cthulhu is actually staggered by this. The roar appears to have come from JIMMY. If you can’t hear or are magically protected, you are not affected.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Cthulhu slams JIMMY in the face with a bolt of magical force. JIMMY staggers backwards and destroys a potato farm.
Suddenly, everyone present hears boss music. A portal opens and out steps the ultimate evil… the demonic entity known as Asparagus. JIMMY and Cthulhu turn towards Asparagus and activate all of their considerable power. They slowly advance towards Asparagus.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I give half of my potatoes to Half and ask him to help us.
A time warp happens and an army of warforged soldiers arrive. Then, the Lord of Blades arrives and joins Tiamat's conga line along with the army.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Tiamat shakes his hand and offers him and the warforged soldiers popcorn and cheese.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Can I put a link to this in my sig as "Join Tiamat's conga line"?
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
I repair the roof as up casting fireball increases damage not area of effect
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
They accept the offer.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Sure.
Cthulhu and JIMMY have reached Asparagus. JIMMY punches Asparagus in the face, and Cthulhu summons 1014 orcs. The orcs attack Asparagus, who casually deletes 14 of them from existence.
Meanwhile, I begin constructing an Asparagus killing laser with help from 10 Azers.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Asparagus becomes Potato.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I ask Half if we should grow potatoes throughout the multiverse.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Asparagus transforms itself back. Cthulhu and JIMMY scream in terror and try to run away, but Asparagus devours their essence. It then stomps on a potato farm and destroys it.
I keep working and pray to the gods that the laser works and can be finished in time.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.