I begin farming potassium foods. These ones specifically:
avocados, apples, oranges and bananas
spinach, kale and silverbeet
tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, eggplant and pumpkin
carrots, potatoes and sweet potatoes
I then distribute them to the people so everyone can learn the greatness of potassium.
I agree. Whoever is the potassium god must be very cool and perfectly sane.
Indeed!
*Keeps deadly secrets*
I take the secrets out of your mind since they're deadly. Your safety is out utmost priority.
I hand out my cucumber stores and sell them for completely reasonable prices.
People give you pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I use them to advertise more cucumbers.
You soon end up crashing the stock market of pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I decide to advertise oranges instead, saying out loud that the prices of the oranges are completely reasonable.
People wonder why you say 'out loud' before you said the rest, and conspiracy theorists begin analyzing it to find the secrets of life.
I say that i said it because i needed to specify that i was saying it loudly and out loud.
It's too late. They found the secret. 42!!!!!!!
I carefully change the code so it shows up as the word Forteatwo. Rearrange that and it becomes TeaForTwo. They'll never know }:-)
TAVROS DETECTED
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I carefully change the code so it shows up as the word Forteatwo. Rearrange that and it becomes TeaForTwo. They'll never know }:-)
TAVROS DETECTED
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(Nevermind, just a familiar emoticon)
*Emoticon?*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
The banana only strengthens it!! I utter the first of the fourteen sacred phrases! “らせん階段”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
Also, make a Con save to avoid getting 6 levels of exhaustion and instantly dying. (you only get 5 levels of exhaustion on a success.)
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
Noooo14
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
Noooo19
I give you potassium deficiency, and that means disadvantage on Constitution Saving Throws! (And basically every other one, but Con especially!)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
Noooo19
It was DC 30...
You Dø.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
The scribes decree you as holy since rubidium has a half-life older than the universe. My thri-kreen incorporate you into their religion.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I politely refuse the thri-kreen's offer
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
(Nevermind, just a familiar emoticon)
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I turn a rock into a proton bomb and throw it at Gibber.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Emoticon?*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I block it with ease.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I eated it...and now explode.
yAbBa DaBbA dOo
Back Once more. Stand Proud Brothers, Till the Sky May Fall and Until the Sun Darks out. Let us ring the Drums of Liberation!
O' Great One, I pledge my Blade to you.
*}:-) this happy fellow.*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I implode your exploded remains, so that you re-form.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The banana only strengthens it!! I utter the first of the fourteen sacred phrases! “らせん階段”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
Also, make a Con save to avoid getting 6 levels of exhaustion and instantly dying. (you only get 5 levels of exhaustion on a success.)
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
You forgot the Con Save.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Noooo14
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I give you potassium deficiency, and that means disadvantage on Constitution Saving Throws! (And basically every other one, but Con especially!)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It was DC 30...
You Dø.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
And no Stand can bring back the dead…
But True Resurrection can!
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.