I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
The Kool-Aid Man appears and defeats the demons.
I start drinking the Kool-Aid inside of him.
You gain 494595 temporary hit points, but you anger the Caprisun gods. Monster Energy is sent to defeat you.
I transform into my true form, the dragon tyrant Ragnaris, and destroy them all.
Monster Energy sends every single monster statblock in DnD to fight you. Including homebrew, and they all can't fight each other.
I still defeat them, mostly by just picking up the Tarrasque and tossing it at the other monsters to crush them over and over again.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I blow up a corn factory, then start munching on the resulting popcorn. When the authorities arrive, I simply pull out the Master Sword and start chanting gibberish.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I blow up a corn factory, then start munching on the resulting popcorn. When the authorities arrive, I simply pull out the Master Sword and start chanting gibberish.
I sue you for using gibberish for 4.5 billion dollars in potatos.
I blow up a corn factory, then start munching on the resulting popcorn. When the authorities arrive, I simply pull out the Master Sword and start chanting gibberish.
I sue you for using gibberish for 4.5 billion dollars in potatos.
I summon a mountain of potatoes, crushing you under them. I then flee to the inner walls of my faction.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I blow up a corn factory, then start munching on the resulting popcorn. When the authorities arrive, I simply pull out the Master Sword and start chanting gibberish.
I sue you for using gibberish for 4.5 billion dollars in potatos.
I summon a mountain of potatoes, crushing you under them. I then flee to the inner walls of my faction.
I survive miraculously, due to a magic item I call "The Armor of Plotonius". I then prepare to charge, then remember I have no members nor troops.
A brick wall appears out a thin air. Moments later, a pentagram suddenly appears on it. Then, I crash through the wall, cloaked in a demonic aura, my eyes glowing red. I am chanting in Infernal while holding the Nercrocomicon in one hand and a cultist dagger in the other.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
A brick wall appears out a thin air. Moments later, a pentagram suddenly appears on it. Then, I crash through the wall, cloaked in a demonic aura, my eyes glowing red. I am chanting in Infernal while holding the Nercrocomicon in one hand and a cultist dagger in the other.
You summon a demon, who gives you a potato and vanishes.
A brick wall appears out a thin air. Moments later, a pentagram suddenly appears on it. Then, I crash through the wall, cloaked in a demonic aura, my eyes glowing red. I am chanting in Infernal while holding the Nercrocomicon in one hand and a cultist dagger in the other.
You summon a demon, who gives you a potato and vanishes.
I summon a vat of bubbling oil, use the cultist dagger to cut the potato into strips, then toss them into the oil.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I've realized my account is 4 years old now, so I feel obligated to say something somewhere. This dead thread seems like a pretty decent place to do it, since it's the only one that ever went how I hoped it would. I doubt anyone will see this, or care, but I want to say it, so I will.
I don't remember 2020 particularly well. Or 2021, for that matter. I was, at the time, rather young. Very young, actually. I won't say how young, but I was definitely a much less mature and possibly just overall sentient person at the time.
Over the years I've met a lot of people and seen a lot of things online. None of them, however, have stuck with me quite as much as DDB. From Emmber's Super Yahtzee thread to essentially everything Daryl/Nikoli Goodfellow (that may not be their username anymore though, I remember it changing a lot) did to the Tavern, I look back on every moment with fondness. Except for the part where apparently the Taverns had loads of weird, potentially criminal people on them. I wasn't super happy to hear about that. But otherwise, great times.
I guess what I really want to say is thank you to everyone who's posted to this thread, or any of the others I made, and to everyone who made it all possible for the community on this site to be what it was back in the day. I'll never forget any of you.
All that being said: My time is over. I'm a relic of the past now. Everything I have ever done on this site is now thoroughly and truly dead. I may still appear occasionally, but I have realized that nothing will ever again be the same as it was. That's not a bad thing, necessarily; it's simply how things are. Still, I wish we could've gone on a bit longer. I'll miss this.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
A brick wall appears out a thin air. Moments later, a pentagram suddenly appears on it. Then, I crash through the wall, cloaked in a demonic aura, my eyes glowing red. I am chanting in Infernal while holding the Nercrocomicon in one hand and a cultist dagger in the other.
You summon a demon, who gives you a potato and vanishes.
I summon a vat of bubbling oil, use the cultist dagger to cut the potato into strips, then toss them into the oil.
I've realized my account is 4 years old now, so I feel obligated to say something somewhere. This dead thread seems like a pretty decent place to do it, since it's the only one that ever went how I hoped it would. I doubt anyone will see this, or care, but I want to say it, so I will.
I don't remember 2020 particularly well. Or 2021, for that matter. I was, at the time, rather young. Very young, actually. I won't say how young, but I was definitely a much less mature and possibly just overall sentient person at the time.
Over the years I've met a lot of people and seen a lot of things online. None of them, however, have stuck with me quite as much as DDB. From Emmber's Super Yahtzee thread to essentially everything Daryl/Nikoli Goodfellow (that may not be their username anymore though, I remember it changing a lot) did to the Tavern, I look back on every moment with fondness. Except for the part where apparently the Taverns had loads of weird, potentially criminal people on them. I wasn't super happy to hear about that. But otherwise, great times.
I guess what I really want to say is thank you to everyone who's posted to this thread, or any of the others I made, and to everyone who made it all possible for the community on this site to be what it was back in the day. I'll never forget any of you.
All that being said: My time is over. I'm a relic of the past now. Everything I have ever done on this site is now thoroughly and truly dead. I may still appear occasionally, but I have realized that nothing will ever again be the same as it was. That's not a bad thing, necessarily; it's simply how things are. Still, I wish we could've gone on a bit longer. I'll miss this.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Well, I'll just say that this thread is much less dead than several threads that I have seen be revived, and if you want, more good things can come from it. If you want to keep making stuff, that's fine, and if you want to dissapear, that's also fine. This thread was a blast and I hope to revive it. Maybe, at some point, you'll come back, look at these threads, and laugh to yourself about it. Or maybe, you might see something that has been revived and continued to thrive with your legacy. It's been awesome.
I've realized my account is 4 years old now, so I feel obligated to say something somewhere. This dead thread seems like a pretty decent place to do it, since it's the only one that ever went how I hoped it would. I doubt anyone will see this, or care, but I want to say it, so I will.
I don't remember 2020 particularly well. Or 2021, for that matter. I was, at the time, rather young. Very young, actually. I won't say how young, but I was definitely a much less mature and possibly just overall sentient person at the time.
Over the years I've met a lot of people and seen a lot of things online. None of them, however, have stuck with me quite as much as DDB. From Emmber's Super Yahtzee thread to essentially everything Daryl/Nikoli Goodfellow (that may not be their username anymore though, I remember it changing a lot) did to the Tavern, I look back on every moment with fondness. Except for the part where apparently the Taverns had loads of weird, potentially criminal people on them. I wasn't super happy to hear about that. But otherwise, great times.
I guess what I really want to say is thank you to everyone who's posted to this thread, or any of the others I made, and to everyone who made it all possible for the community on this site to be what it was back in the day. I'll never forget any of you.
All that being said: My time is over. I'm a relic of the past now. Everything I have ever done on this site is now thoroughly and truly dead. I may still appear occasionally, but I have realized that nothing will ever again be the same as it was. That's not a bad thing, necessarily; it's simply how things are. Still, I wish we could've gone on a bit longer. I'll miss this.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
As a person pretty new to DDB, I didn't have the experiences you had. But I understand that it's definitely changed. This thread is the reason I even got on the forums. Who knows where I'd be without it. I remember the memories I made on here, and what memories I made on every thread I've posted on simply because of this one. Like Rhino said, it's your choice to stay or leave, and we'll honor that decision, but this thread is special to me and thank you for making it. Farewell. *Salutes and gives you a potato*
(After reading through some of the chronicles of this thread from a Google Doc on my phone and seeing all the fun shenanigans that took place here, I've decided I want to attempt to revive it. Wish me luck!)
A massive, red-scaled dragon flies down from above, landing in the middle of several abandoned potato fields. As he gazes through the empty vastness of what seems to have been a once lively land, he gets an idea. Soon, he has drawn a pentagram with his tail. He sacrifices some of his own blood, letting it drip into the center of said pentagram, while chanting in Infernal. Not but a few moments later, seven demons wreathed in flames appear above the pentagram. As the flames dissipate, the demons are revealed to be Lucifer, Beezlebub, Mammon, Belphagor, Levithan, Asmodeus, and Satan. The Seven Deadly SIns.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
I'm looking for collaborators to work on a thread project with me. The Idea is a fairy themed-thread, but I'll need help. Ideally it comes out in spring, so we've got time
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
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I still defeat them, mostly by just picking up the Tarrasque and tossing it at the other monsters to crush them over and over again.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I gather all the potatoes in the entire thread and take out a small business loan to purchase an old factory and start a small vodka company.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
100 PCs (games) and 1000 PC (moolah) for it?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
The company or the vodka?
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I offer the demon core for both.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I blow up a corn factory, then start munching on the resulting popcorn. When the authorities arrive, I simply pull out the Master Sword and start chanting gibberish.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I sue you for using gibberish for 4.5 billion dollars in potatos.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I summon a mountain of potatoes, crushing you under them. I then flee to the inner walls of my faction.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I survive miraculously, due to a magic item I call "The Armor of Plotonius". I then prepare to charge, then remember I have no members nor troops.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
ENTRY NUMBER 9,559
DEAD
DEADER
YET DEADER
THE DEATH KEEPS GROWING
THE REAPER'S SCYTHE CUTTING DEAPER
THIS REVIVAL WILL BE
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING
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WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
...or nothing happens.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A brick wall appears out a thin air. Moments later, a pentagram suddenly appears on it. Then, I crash through the wall, cloaked in a demonic aura, my eyes glowing red. I am chanting in Infernal while holding the Nercrocomicon in one hand and a cultist dagger in the other.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You summon a demon, who gives you a potato and vanishes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I summon a vat of bubbling oil, use the cultist dagger to cut the potato into strips, then toss them into the oil.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I've realized my account is 4 years old now, so I feel obligated to say something somewhere. This dead thread seems like a pretty decent place to do it, since it's the only one that ever went how I hoped it would. I doubt anyone will see this, or care, but I want to say it, so I will.
I don't remember 2020 particularly well. Or 2021, for that matter. I was, at the time, rather young. Very young, actually. I won't say how young, but I was definitely a much less mature and possibly just overall sentient person at the time.
Over the years I've met a lot of people and seen a lot of things online. None of them, however, have stuck with me quite as much as DDB. From Emmber's Super Yahtzee thread to essentially everything Daryl/Nikoli Goodfellow (that may not be their username anymore though, I remember it changing a lot) did to the Tavern, I look back on every moment with fondness. Except for the part where apparently the Taverns had loads of weird, potentially criminal people on them. I wasn't super happy to hear about that. But otherwise, great times.
I guess what I really want to say is thank you to everyone who's posted to this thread, or any of the others I made, and to everyone who made it all possible for the community on this site to be what it was back in the day. I'll never forget any of you.
All that being said: My time is over. I'm a relic of the past now. Everything I have ever done on this site is now thoroughly and truly dead. I may still appear occasionally, but I have realized that nothing will ever again be the same as it was. That's not a bad thing, necessarily; it's simply how things are. Still, I wish we could've gone on a bit longer. I'll miss this.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
The potato becomes fish strips
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Well, I'll just say that this thread is much less dead than several threads that I have seen be revived, and if you want, more good things can come from it. If you want to keep making stuff, that's fine, and if you want to dissapear, that's also fine. This thread was a blast and I hope to revive it. Maybe, at some point, you'll come back, look at these threads, and laugh to yourself about it. Or maybe, you might see something that has been revived and continued to thrive with your legacy. It's been awesome.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
As a person pretty new to DDB, I didn't have the experiences you had. But I understand that it's definitely changed. This thread is the reason I even got on the forums. Who knows where I'd be without it. I remember the memories I made on here, and what memories I made on every thread I've posted on simply because of this one. Like Rhino said, it's your choice to stay or leave, and we'll honor that decision, but this thread is special to me and thank you for making it. Farewell. *Salutes and gives you a potato*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(After reading through some of the chronicles of this thread from a Google Doc on my phone and seeing all the fun shenanigans that took place here, I've decided I want to attempt to revive it. Wish me luck!)
A massive, red-scaled dragon flies down from above, landing in the middle of several abandoned potato fields. As he gazes through the empty vastness of what seems to have been a once lively land, he gets an idea. Soon, he has drawn a pentagram with his tail. He sacrifices some of his own blood, letting it drip into the center of said pentagram, while chanting in Infernal. Not but a few moments later, seven demons wreathed in flames appear above the pentagram. As the flames dissipate, the demons are revealed to be Lucifer, Beezlebub, Mammon, Belphagor, Levithan, Asmodeus, and Satan. The Seven Deadly SIns.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
I'm looking for collaborators to work on a thread project with me. The Idea is a fairy themed-thread, but I'll need help. Ideally it comes out in spring, so we've got time
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace
I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose