Basically, you play D&D here, but you do basically anything you want with little consequences (avoid NSFW stuff). You can, for example, build a giant death laser, or open a portal to the underworld. Like I said, do anything you want as long as no one is offended by it. Try to have fun? That would be ideal, but it isn't required. And don't be boring and try to fix things, that's not very fun.
And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you.
(By joining this thread you agree that you have no rights here and that I am god.)
Oh damn I lost my rights.
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One of the many insane D&D players out there… (Who isn’t?) I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft (I’ve gotten all the achievements!) and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Xbox Username Myrkridia2960 MyrkridiaStat Block Here!
One of the many insane D&D players out there… (Who isn’t?) I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft (I’ve gotten all the achievements!) and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Xbox Username Myrkridia2960 MyrkridiaStat Block Here!
Basically, you play D&D here, but you do basically anything you want with little consequences (avoid NSFW stuff). You can, for example, build a giant death laser, or open a portal to the underworld. Like I said, do anything you want as long as no one is offended by it. Try to have fun? That would be ideal, but it isn't required. And don't be boring and try to fix things, that's not very fun.
And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you.
(By joining this thread you agree that you have no rights here and that I am god.)
Oh damn I lost my rights.
Since you are bound by this contract I am going to use my powers as official god to silence you. Do not speak of your lack of rights.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
The Kool-Aid Man appears and defeats the demons.
I start drinking the Kool-Aid inside of him.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
The Kool-Aid Man appears and defeats the demons.
I start drinking the Kool-Aid inside of him.
You gain 500946 temporary hit points, but you anger the Caprisun gods. Monster Energy is sent to defeat you.
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
The Kool-Aid Man appears and defeats the demons.
I start drinking the Kool-Aid inside of him.
You gain 494595 temporary hit points, but you anger the Caprisun gods. Monster Energy is sent to defeat you.
I transform into my true form, the dragon tyrant Ragnaris, and destroy them all.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
The Kool-Aid Man appears and defeats the demons.
I start drinking the Kool-Aid inside of him.
You gain 494595 temporary hit points, but you anger the Caprisun gods. Monster Energy is sent to defeat you.
I transform into my true form, the dragon tyrant Ragnaris, and destroy them all.
Monster Energy sends every single monster statblock in DnD to fight you. Including homebrew, and they all can't fight each other.
WAIT NO COME BACK-
While waiting for Nothic to come back, I plan world domination.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I offer you more power in order to dominate the world via a magical fey deal.
I ponder this loudly, emitting loud 'hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'-
*Explosion*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I plant a modest potato farm.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Tiamat offers you rule of Potatoloft in exchange for fealty to the conga line
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
I offer Tiamat a rotisserie chicken in exchange for lvl 20 warlock powers.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Tiamat accepts, but only if you swear to conga for at least 20 minutes a day.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Oh damn I lost my rights.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Xbox Username Myrkridia2960
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
How do you kill gods again?
something about worshipers….
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Xbox Username Myrkridia2960
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
Since you are bound by this contract I am going to use my powers as official god to silence you. Do not speak of your lack of rights.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I crash through the wall and begin preforming a blood ritual to revive the thread. Sadly, multiple of the cultists I hired didn't know until now that they can't stand the sight of blood and collapse.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I join in on the blood ritual, except I accidentally use Kool-Aid instead of blood, which angers a bunch of demons. They try to attack us.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
The Kool-Aid Man appears and defeats the demons.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I start drinking the Kool-Aid inside of him.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
My icy draconic self bursts through the wall!
"IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE I CAN GET FREE STUFF AND POWER IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SHINY GLOWING BAUBLE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST??!!!!!!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
My Greater Will Google Doc
Proud member of the DragonClub! cult.
You gain 500946 temporary hit points, but you anger the Caprisun gods. Monster Energy is sent to defeat you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes. You get 1 (Error 404, Reward Not Found). *Steals bauble* Here you go! *Gives 1 (Error 404, Reward Not Found)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"YAAAAYYYYY!!!"
Runs around with (Error 404, Reward Not Found) in her mouth like a dog proud of its catch
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
My Greater Will Google Doc
Proud member of the DragonClub! cult.
I transform into my true form, the dragon tyrant Ragnaris, and destroy them all.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Monster Energy sends every single monster statblock in DnD to fight you. Including homebrew, and they all can't fight each other.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ