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The dragon and Satan seem confused as they witness the current happ'ns, uncrossing their arms, seemingly not knowing how to react.

 Autocorrect, the almighty grammar god, smites you for using the word happ'ns, which isn't a real word.

(I was gonna call it Ahtoecorect as a joke and got corrected, lol. Really wants me to respect it, I guess.)

 I, unfazed, slap Autocorrect across the face, then go back to controlling the two characters I am currently playing with.

 Hearing the word control makes my brain connect to string cheese, making me crave it. I eat all of the world's strong cheese and prepare to harvest it in other galaxies as well.

 I, neither the dragon nor Satan, stop you.

 I continue to grow my monopoly without interference.

 I learn the secrets of mass manufacturing, and create more string cheese than you could ever hope to collect. 

 I send spies into your factory to steal your string cheese recipe.

 I pull out a control block (completely made up and in no way relates to minecraft) and /give @s string cheese 100e123

 I evilly laugh and correct you, as @s doesn't work in command blocks!

 I explode the walls, and edit it. /give @Platyboss string cheese 100e123

 I change it to @a last second.

 /gamerule randomtickspeed -1 

I go back in time and stop you from changing it. 

/gamerule randomtickspeed 1

 I create a lag machine and crash the server, which also happens to destroy all of Minecraft for a day. >:)

 Then nobody gets string cheese. >:))

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I reveal I am a swarm of bees.

 I make honey flavored "Thread Cheese" which has nothing to do with string cheese.

 I will clump together back into my human form.

I join the server and immediately /give @r netherite_shovel. I then /give @a netherite_hoe.

I yell Minecraft nerd!

I /tp Circleofdragons -13 -122 -230

I /gamemode creative to start flying.

I /gamemode survival @Circleofdragons while they're in midair, killing them. I then run over and steal the string cheese.

Luckily I was one block high.

Unluckily there was a 16- block wide pit below you that goes directly into the void.

Luckily I am able to separate into a swarm of bees and fly.

You get set on fire by my dragon hornets.

I use more posts than you for stronger toughness my ac is 100000000000000

I cast magic missile.

And you miss.

You can't miss with magic missile. It always hits.

Not if my ac is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Do you even read the spell descriptions?

I reveal the Thread Cheese, as I said before, has nothing to do with String Cheese. It was instead made from the very essence of the threads of DDB. Reality starts to crumble.

I ask to join the Jeff evil roomba cult

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I ask to join the Jeff evil roomba cult

 I note that you should probably ask this on the actual Jeff Cult page, but accept you in. 

Edit: Oh wait I'm stupid. My bad man, sorry for not seeing your posts

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I ask to join the Jeff evil roomba cult

 I note that you should probably ask this on the actual Jeff Cult page, but accept you in. 

 I did but I wasn’t getting a response