I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 113 miles must succeed a DC -11 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 1 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I accuse you of being too devoted to Jeff by bringing him into another thread. I hand you an anti-Jeff pamphlet.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I halt this anti-Jeff propaganda by making an anti-anti-Jeff pamphlet and mass producing it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I support this now everyone is a follower of Jeff
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
I respond by making a pile of the pamphlets and burning them, and then throwing Roombas into the fire.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I respond be being a roomba and replacing my arm with a sword arm
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Upon hearing the words Into the Fire, a blood fueled Roomba appears and kills you in an Ultra way.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A Warforged Artificer and his Roomba Steel Defender watch as the Roomba kills RippedRhinoVikings.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
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I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
This went silent. 🤫
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
Im here!!!
I rise from the ashes and begin supplying potatoes to the McDonald's in the Pentagon.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
THERE"S A MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON!!!
I sneak into the McPentagon and steal the soda machine.
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
HEY! GET BACK HERE!!
runs after you
You’re too late. I’ve already taken all of McPentagon’s soda water supply back to my extradimensional haven to start bootlegging Tab.
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
I WORK AT THE MCDONALD'S IN THE PENTAGON!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I announce …
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 113 miles must succeed a DC -11 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 1 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives