I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
In 'memory'/trying to make more cash, for years Disney makes horrible live action remakes of every. Single. Pixar film. They are now on the brink of bankruptcy.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
In 'memory'/trying to make more cash, for years Disney makes horrible live action remakes of every. Single. Pixar film. They are now on the brink of bankruptcy.
The Great Cat Beast Catzelgorth starts consuming all modern media, except the ones about cats.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
catzelgorth should also eat all the politicians in the world
Indeed
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
In 'memory'/trying to make more cash, for years Disney makes horrible live action remakes of every. Single. Pixar film. They are now on the brink of bankruptcy.
The Great Cat Beast Catzelgorth starts consuming all modern media, except the ones about cats.
The Great Cat Beast, Wise in all his Wisdom, also consume the worlds polititions, and now cats are all in positions of power.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
In 'memory'/trying to make more cash, for years Disney makes horrible live action remakes of every. Single. Pixar film. They are now on the brink of bankruptcy.
The Great Cat Beast Catzelgorth starts consuming all modern media, except the ones about cats.
The Great Cat Beast, Wise in all his Wisdom, also consume the worlds polititions, and now cats are all in positions of power.
Unfortunately, the dog political party rises up, and debate swarms the nation on which one is better to accept as our eternal rulers that will likely revoke our free will.
*oh no its a rebirth of the republicans and the democrats*
*You mean democats and repuglicans?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
In 'memory'/trying to make more cash, for years Disney makes horrible live action remakes of every. Single. Pixar film. They are now on the brink of bankruptcy.
The Great Cat Beast Catzelgorth starts consuming all modern media, except the ones about cats.
The Great Cat Beast, Wise in all his Wisdom, also consume the worlds polititions, and now cats are all in positions of power.
Unfortunately, the dog political party rises up, and debate swarms the nation on which one is better to accept as our eternal rulers that will likely revoke our free will.
I work at the pentagon in the mcdonalds in the pentagon.
I turn the pentagon in the McDonald's in the pentagon into a pentagram and use it to summon a demon from hell
Catzelgorth, demon lord of cats has been summoned. Everyone within 91 miles must succeed a DC -10 CON saving throw, and if they succeed they now have a hairball in their throat, and for the next 4 turns must uncomfortabley hack it up. If they fail, no adverse affects happen.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
In 'memory'/trying to make more cash, for years Disney makes horrible live action remakes of every. Single. Pixar film. They are now on the brink of bankruptcy.
The Great Cat Beast Catzelgorth starts consuming all modern media, except the ones about cats.
The Great Cat Beast, Wise in all his Wisdom, also consume the worlds polititions, and now cats are all in positions of power.
Unfortunately, the dog political party rises up, and debate swarms the nation on which one is better to accept as our eternal rulers that will likely revoke our free will.
Catzelgorth consumes all canine species, letting the cats gain absolute power, but nobody mines because look at that cat chase a squirrel.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I ignore the Pentagon going up in flames with demon lords and just keep vibing.
"Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch, but it's a killer gig back flipping up the Big Macs!"
I offer Categorth said Big Mac and potatoes. The fries have to be cut from the potato, or they can eat it in its natural state.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Cat-beast, Devourer of Flesh, fixates its all-seeing eyes on you, opening its mouth and shrieking.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I just stand there and hold the Big Mac and potatoes out still, in a cinematic moment with orchestral music and stuff.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The beast’s mouth heads towards the food, and swallows it, but it leaves the foods food alone, as even
tge mighty Cat Beast is wary of Potato.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I begin selling potatoes on the side as an anti demon lord device. Luckily, nobody will ever know that my weakness is the infamous coconut.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Sadly, the Stomach of the Cat Beast has a terrible exonomy.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I cast control weather at 4892th level, allowing me to make it hail coconuts on the entire planet.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I say "Nuh uh" to death, both for me and for the thread. The coconuts become copies of the hit Pixar movie Coco, and potatoes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Cat BEast shrieks, and consumes Pixar, terrified of angering Potato.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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In 'memory'/trying to make more cash, for years Disney makes horrible live action remakes of every. Single. Pixar film. They are now on the brink of bankruptcy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Great Cat Beast Catzelgorth starts consuming all modern media, except the ones about cats.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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catzelgorth should also eat all the politicians in the world
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Indeed
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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The Great Cat Beast, Wise in all his Wisdom, also consume the worlds polititions, and now cats are all in positions of power.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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Unfortunately, the dog political party rises up, and debate swarms the nation on which one is better to accept as our eternal rulers that will likely revoke our free will.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*oh no its a rebirth of the republicans and the democrats*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*You mean democats and repuglicans?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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Catzelgorth consumes all canine species, letting the cats gain absolute power, but nobody mines because look at that cat chase a squirrel.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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*LMFAO nice one*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
As Gonzalo double quoted, the dogs instead get twice as powerful and gain the intelligence to point a laser dot at the sun.
*Lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ