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#4175 Apr 27, 2026
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I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.

"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"

“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”

"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.

(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)

“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.

"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.

I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”

I pop up like one of those little floating devils who gives bad advice and tell Gibber that if he gives me some potatoes, I’ll keep his secret hidden (and get Link out of here).

I shoot you with a magic deadly French Fry.

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!
#4176 Apr 27, 2026
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I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.

"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"

“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”

"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.

(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)

“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.

"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.

I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”

I pop up like one of those little floating devils who gives bad advice and tell Gibber that if he gives me some potatoes, I’ll keep his secret hidden (and get Link out of here).

"I'm not Theef, though! Link is making baseless accusations with no evidence."

(Dang it, Link... Yeah you know it's bad when my internal monologue doesn't start with evil laughter.)

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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
#4177 Apr 27, 2026
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I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.

"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"

“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”

"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.

(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)

“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.

"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.

I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”

I pop up like one of those little floating devils who gives bad advice and tell Gibber that if he gives me some potatoes, I’ll keep his secret hidden (and get Link out of here).

"I'm not Theef, though! Link is making baseless accusations with no evidence."

(Dang it, Link... Yeah you know it's bad when my internal monologue doesn't start with evil laughter.)

“What’s in that bag of holding you’re wearing?”

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!
#4178 Apr 27, 2026
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I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.

"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"

“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”

"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.

(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)

“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.

"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.

I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”

I pop up like one of those little floating devils who gives bad advice and tell Gibber that if he gives me some potatoes, I’ll keep his secret hidden (and get Link out of here).

"I'm not Theef, though! Link is making baseless accusations with no evidence."

(Dang it, Link... Yeah you know it's bad when my internal monologue doesn't start with evil laughter.)

“What’s in that bag of holding you’re wearing?”

I take out the smoldering remains of Sturgeon's wanted poster that I've been carrying around. "I also have some chicken in here. Want some?"

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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
#4179 Apr 27, 2026
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I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.

"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"

“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”

"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.

(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)

“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.

"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.

I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”

I pop up like one of those little floating devils who gives bad advice and tell Gibber that if he gives me some potatoes, I’ll keep his secret hidden (and get Link out of here).

"I'm not Theef, though! Link is making baseless accusations with no evidence."

(Dang it, Link... Yeah you know it's bad when my internal monologue doesn't start with evil laughter.)

“What’s in that bag of holding you’re wearing?”

I take out the smoldering remains of Sturgeon's wanted poster that I've been carrying around. "I also have some chicken in here. Want some?"

I reach into the bag. Are there any potatoes inside?

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!
#4180 Apr 27, 2026
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
#4181 Apr 27, 2026
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I pull a potato out from my sleeve inside and hold it up. “You are Theef!”

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!
#4182 Apr 27, 2026
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I pull a potato out from my sleeve inside and hold it up. “You are Theef!”

I hire Penn and Teller to review this moment. After a couple watches, Teller says (out loud):

"Hey, you pulled that out of your sleeve!"

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Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
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Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
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