I heat the surrounding air up so that your evaporated body turns into plasma. I then put on a heat suit and use a magnetic field to contain your plasmatic state.
I’m still totally dying.
”Wes…come close…I have a secret to tell you…”
"What...? No, Sturgeon, don't leave us!'
“Wes…I…I—“
”…I’m a stunt double AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA”
*dies*
I cast Speak With Dead on the Sturgeon double and intimidate him into telling us where the real one is!
“He’s in Moscow”
I tap into the Sturgeon hive mind to verify if the one in Moscow is in fact the real one.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I heat the surrounding air up so that your evaporated body turns into plasma. I then put on a heat suit and use a magnetic field to contain your plasmatic state.
I’m still totally dying.
”Wes…come close…I have a secret to tell you…”
"What...? No, Sturgeon, don't leave us!'
“Wes…I…I—“
”…I’m a stunt double AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA”
*dies*
I cast Speak With Dead on the Sturgeon double and intimidate him into telling us where the real one is!
“He’s in Moscow”
I tap into the Sturgeon hive mind to verify if the one in Moscow is in fact the real one.
Nope. Moscow, Idaho.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I heat the surrounding air up so that your evaporated body turns into plasma. I then put on a heat suit and use a magnetic field to contain your plasmatic state.
I’m still totally dying.
”Wes…come close…I have a secret to tell you…”
"What...? No, Sturgeon, don't leave us!'
“Wes…I…I—“
”…I’m a stunt double AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA”
*dies*
I cast Speak With Dead on the Sturgeon double and intimidate him into telling us where the real one is!
“He’s in Moscow”
I tap into the Sturgeon hive mind to verify if the one in Moscow is in fact the real one.
Nope. Moscow, Idaho.
I’m already there!
…not because I was trying to find Bigfoot trust y’all
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
I heat the surrounding air up so that your evaporated body turns into plasma. I then put on a heat suit and use a magnetic field to contain your plasmatic state.
I’m still totally dying.
”Wes…come close…I have a secret to tell you…”
"What...? No, Sturgeon, don't leave us!'
“Wes…I…I—“
”…I’m a stunt double AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA”
*dies*
I cast Speak With Dead on the Sturgeon double and intimidate him into telling us where the real one is!
“He’s in Moscow”
I tap into the Sturgeon hive mind to verify if the one in Moscow is in fact the real one.
Nope. Moscow, Idaho.
As... As in the one in Moscow, Idaho is the real one or fake?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I heat the surrounding air up so that your evaporated body turns into plasma. I then put on a heat suit and use a magnetic field to contain your plasmatic state.
I’m still totally dying.
”Wes…come close…I have a secret to tell you…”
"What...? No, Sturgeon, don't leave us!'
“Wes…I…I—“
”…I’m a stunt double AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA”
*dies*
I cast Speak With Dead on the Sturgeon double and intimidate him into telling us where the real one is!
“He’s in Moscow”
I tap into the Sturgeon hive mind to verify if the one in Moscow is in fact the real one.
Nope. Moscow, Idaho.
As... As in the one in Moscow, Idaho is the real one or fake?
He’s dead.
You check Russia because I’m wanted by the Kremlin—uh don’t ask—but actually because you can eat delicious Russian food (without the potatoes)
I’ll check Idaho, which is also potatoland.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
I heat the surrounding air up so that your evaporated body turns into plasma. I then put on a heat suit and use a magnetic field to contain your plasmatic state.
I’m still totally dying.
”Wes…come close…I have a secret to tell you…”
"What...? No, Sturgeon, don't leave us!'
“Wes…I…I—“
”…I’m a stunt double AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA”
*dies*
I cast Speak With Dead on the Sturgeon double and intimidate him into telling us where the real one is!
“He’s in Moscow”
I tap into the Sturgeon hive mind to verify if the one in Moscow is in fact the real one.
Nope. Moscow, Idaho.
As... As in the one in Moscow, Idaho is the real one or fake?
He’s dead.
You check Russia because I’m wanted by the Kremlin—uh don’t ask—but actually because you can eat delicious Russian food (without the potatoes)
I’ll check Idaho, which is also potatoland.
Idaho has fallen into despair without potatoes. Local wars have sprouted over what produce could replace it.
I make my way to Russia and began asking anyone if they've seen a man resembling a sturgeon, with a cool wanted poster to carry around and everything.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.
Half of my consciousness travels to Russia, forming a spectral form that snatches the French fry out of the way like in those cool movies.
I then aim my Disintegrator from earlier and fire in a 180-degree arc in front of me that travels at 10c (10*speed of light).
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.
"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"
“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”
"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.
(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.
"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"
“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”
"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.
(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)
“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.
"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"
“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”
"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.
(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)
“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.
"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.
"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"
“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”
"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.
(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)
“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.
"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.
I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.
"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"
“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”
"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.
(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)
“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.
"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.
I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”
I pop up like one of those little floating devils who gives bad advice and tell Gibber that if he gives me some potatoes, I’ll keep his secret hidden (and get Link out of here).
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
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I might.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I tap into the Sturgeon hive mind to verify if the one in Moscow is in fact the real one.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nope. Moscow, Idaho.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I’m already there!
…not because I was trying to find Bigfoot trust y’all
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
As... As in the one in Moscow, Idaho is the real one or fake?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I have unstealable taters!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!I take your taters then.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
He’s dead.
You check Russia because I’m wanted by the Kremlin—uh don’t ask—but actually because you can eat delicious Russian food (without the potatoes)
I’ll check Idaho, which is also potatoland.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Idaho has fallen into despair without potatoes. Local wars have sprouted over what produce could replace it.
I make my way to Russia and began asking anyone if they've seen a man resembling a sturgeon, with a cool wanted poster to carry around and everything.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I teleport to Russia and shoot a deadly French Fry into the poster.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!"Huh, Link... You're a pretty good archer. Do you have any information on Sturgeon you can share?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Half of my consciousness travels to Russia, forming a spectral form that snatches the French fry out of the way like in those cool movies.
I then aim my Disintegrator from earlier and fire in a 180-degree arc in front of me that travels at 10c (10*speed of light).
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
I murder people. And steal all of the roombas.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Because you’re spectral, I manage to spin you around. Nice job annihilating the Kremlin!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!“He’s Theef. I killed his stunt double’s and stole his potatoes earlier, but he’s still out there.”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!"Well we at least knew the first and last bit. Do you have any idea of where he is?" I've been thinking about it in my internal monologue but it's been no use.
(Haha! I have everyone convinced it's Sturgeon! This is my perfect victory!)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“Last I heard he was in Tokyo. Goodbye… Theef.” I spin around, fire 3 French fries at your head, and teleport away.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!"Ok good to know I'll check that out next WAIT WHAT? How could you make such accusations? We know Sturgeon is Theef, how could it be me?" I dodge the French Fries and they hit some poor guy rooting through the trash. Now that you're gone, I continue my search through Russia.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I reappear behind you. “I’ve known for a while now. Sturgeon is a thief, but not Theef. That’s you.”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!I pop up like one of those little floating devils who gives bad advice and tell Gibber that if he gives me some potatoes, I’ll keep his secret hidden (and get Link out of here).
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.