Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
I reignite my conquest of interstellar space, which previously ended in a grand potato war...?
But yeah, I'll just settle for the entire (observable + unobservable) universe for now. Let's see how this plays out.
Rooted to your black look, the play turned tragic:
With such blight wrought on our bankrupt estate,
What ceremony of words can patch the havoc ?
|------extended sig------|
Via my observatory, I snipe your attack fleet with magical missiles.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
I snipe your sniper
BanskorBattlehammer.
Ha, a horrid attempt! My fleet is made of the finest Exo-Super-Ultra-Tensile-Skeleton 2000 steel! Your missiles fizz out and leave no trace. The entire fleet now turns towards your observatory and fires.
Rooted to your black look, the play turned tragic:
With such blight wrought on our bankrupt estate,
What ceremony of words can patch the havoc ?
|------extended sig------|
I summon the eggdog of truth you are now dead
BanskorBattlehammer.
I press a button labeled "Deflector Shields". Your projectiles are reflected back at you and obliterate your fleet.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
I've died in a horrible incident involving a Bag of Holding and a +1 Longsword, this is my ghost typing rn. The posts I made this morning were also typed by my ghost
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Oh LMAO
Didn’t see those posts
he/they
gods' vision
read castoff it’s a great webcomic :3
Ghosts do tend to be hard to see...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I raise my own deflector shields to 1000%! The projectiles begin to bounce back and forth at unimaginable speeds between our fleet!
I then build stronger deflector shields while this happens and send most of my fleet back to protecting my empire.
Rooted to your black look, the play turned tragic:
With such blight wrought on our bankrupt estate,
What ceremony of words can patch the havoc ?
|------extended sig------|
the flags of my empire shall be lowered to half-mast
Rooted to your black look, the play turned tragic:
With such blight wrought on our bankrupt estate,
What ceremony of words can patch the havoc ?
|------extended sig------|
I deploy an experimental weapon that is designed to fire a beam of pure negative energy. In tandem with said weapon is a fleet of satellites that manipulate quantum fields to put your deflector shields into a quantum superposition between 1000% and 0%. They continue to "reroll" until your shields choose to state of being at 0%, which allows the beam to hit your fleet and decimate it via accelerated entropic decay.
Afterwards I cast True Revival on TheMadGibber and proceed to give him an explanation as to why our tavern has been militarized.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
I counter with a ray of positive energy making the attack useless.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
They react like matter to antimatter.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
"Well, this is interesting." I say, "I think we've just discovered an even more powerful weapon. Dr. Jack Bright, begin research immediately."
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
By the way, I'm pretty sure I casted True Revival on TheMadGibber.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
I do not revive, instead using my ghost powers to jumpscare unsuspecting victims in the streets.
Drawing the attention of the Ghostbusters, I go on the run to avoid being sucked into a vacuum.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I cast true revival on TheMadGibber, afterwhich we enjoy the delicious sandwiches you made.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
I did not revive by choice, for the purpose of using my ghost powers to jumpscare unsuspecting victims in the streets.
I continue to run from the Ghostbusters. I briefly find refuge by the sea, but the salt causes me to have to flee further inland.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig