It is now on a rampage, devouring anything it can and heading towards the conga line. It appears to wish for destruction.
It gets its wish! A Pug of Utter Destruction materializes in its path. Upon devouring this, the pie is utterly destroyed and its conscience is captured in the cookie jar of the Puggernaut controlled by the Pug of War.
The pie’s consciousness tries to find a way to escape. It forms a telepathic bond with a vending machine (not one of the sentient ones from earlier).
Suddenly, the vending machine gains sentience, granted by the strange telepathic bond with the pie. It starts to ponder on the great questions of life.
The pie asks the vending machine to free it from the cookie jar of Puggernaut.
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The vending machine responds. "Sadly, I cannot. I don't think have arms, or legs. I have a wide array of tasty snacks though, and at discount prices!"
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Some scientist decides to perform a weird experiment. He switches bodies with a cat, then tries to get someone to kill him. Since he's in a cat's body with a human's intellect, will his ghost be that of a cat or a human?
A LEGO man walks up to cat body of the scientist, pulls out a laser of impossible size, and shoots the scientist and the cat.
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Since nobody ever got him to turn into a ghost rather than just going to the afterlife, the scientist cat is now gone forever and nobody will ever know which form his ghost took.
Suddenly, Captain Awesomeman flies back from Awesomeland and hits the moon head on, killing himself in the process. The people of Earth cheer for a moment, then scream in terror because now there are multiple chunks of the moon flying towards Earth.
The LEGO man shoots the chunks with his laser, and the moon chunks become even more small chunks heading towards earth.
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Suddenly his chase is cut when the real Pacman ghosts arrive on the scene. They then sue Pacman for unlicensed use of their product. It becomes a protracted legal battle, each side viciously attempting to usurp the other.
Pac-Man eats the bullet and starts charging to the LEGO man, his mouth opening and closing menacingly.
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The LEGO man watches the legal battle proceed, and builds himself a throne.
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The vending machine responds. "Sadly, I cannot. I don't think have arms, or legs. I have a wide array of tasty snacks though, and at discount prices!"
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Litany Against Fear, Frank Herbert
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Since nobody ever got him to turn into a ghost rather than just going to the afterlife, the scientist cat is now gone forever and nobody will ever know which form his ghost took.
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Suddenly, Captain Awesomeman flies back from Awesomeland and hits the moon head on, killing himself in the process. The people of Earth cheer for a moment, then scream in terror because now there are multiple chunks of the moon flying towards Earth.
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The LEGO man shoots the chunks with his laser, and the moon chunks become even more small chunks heading towards earth.
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Pacman eats the smaller chunks, stealing the glory from the LEGO man and Captain Awesomeman.
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Pac-Man becomes that which he fears most: A ghost. He then starts chasing the LEGO man around, trying to make him a ghost as well.
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Suddenly his chase is cut when the real Pacman ghosts arrive on the scene. They then sue Pacman for unlicensed use of their product. It becomes a protracted legal battle, each side viciously attempting to usurp the other.
People die everyday. What's one more?
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The LEGO man watches the legal battle proceed, and builds himself a throne.
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Eventually, Pac-Man and the ghosts agree to a settlement: the LEGO man pays his life savings to the ghosts and allow Pac-Man to eat him.
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However, before the ghosts lawyers can inform the Lego man, their building is destroyed in a fight between the tarresque and Godzilla!
Obviously, the big one with the protruding spikes, scales, and claws wins.
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