Steve/Demonlord Kang the Conquerer Krathian/Sam Gamgee/The Potato gods do not approve of your actions, and sentence you to 863 years in the form of a speck of dirt that looks like Mel Gibson under a microscope.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
After taking all that force damage I'm now a mashed potato, wait, I'm a speck of dirt, wait I'm a chicken. I lay an egg that hatches a new dimension where everything is made of spam.
Steve/Demonlord Kang the Conquerer Krathian/Sam Gamgee/The Potato gods do not approve of your actions, and sentence you to 863 years in the form of a speck of dirt that looks like Mel Gibson under a microscope.
Tevelin pops in through a portal and tells Q'ilbrith to RESPOND ON THE TAVERN THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve/Demonlord Kang the Conquerer Krathian/Sam Gamgee/The Potato gods do not approve of your actions, and sentence you to 863 years in the form of a speck of dirt that looks like Mel Gibson under a microscope.
Tevelin pops in through a portal and tells Q'ilbrith to RESPOND ON THE TAVERN THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
* ...sorry something came up at school*
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
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I stop time and learn everything there is to know about science and engineering, then discover how to absolutely shred the laws of physics. Using this newfound knowledge, I create a massive automaton in the form of a dragon, powering it with a new element I discovered during my time learning called Obamium. I send my automaton to gather every potato in the universe, and wait in a pocket dimension outside of time for it to return.
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I plant a nuclear bomb in a potato. It deals 9715 fire damage to the automaton.
The automaton, though severely damaged, continues on its mission.
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Krathian the Conquering Demon Lord of the 777th layer of the abyss launches a conquest allied with the potato gods to retrieve the potatoes locked outside of time
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Krathian the Conquering Demon Lord of the 777th layer of the abyss launches a conquest allied with the potato gods to retrieve the potatoes locked outside of time
I relocate to Mechanus, leaving the potatoes behind.
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Well, technically, creation would work, though the potatoes would only last one day, and you could argue that it's possible to make potatoes with fabricate, though you'd need something with all the atoms in a potato.
Creation can only create a single object, so you'd get a 125 cubic foot potato. Also, burning hands is instantaneous, so it would do very little or just burn the potatoes.
Steve/Demonlord Kang the Conquerer Krathian/Sam Gamgee/The Potato gods do not approve of your actions, and sentence you to 863 years in the form of a speck of dirt that looks like Mel Gibson under a microscope.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Myself from an alternate reality comes and true polymorphs everyone else into chickens.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
After taking all that force damage I'm now a mashed potato, wait, I'm a speck of dirt, wait I'm a chicken. I lay an egg that hatches a new dimension where everything is made of spam.
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
Tevelin pops in through a portal and tells Q'ilbrith to RESPOND ON THE TAVERN THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
* ...sorry something came up at school*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Meow
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vegeta vegetavge cry
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
I stop time and learn everything there is to know about science and engineering, then discover how to absolutely shred the laws of physics. Using this newfound knowledge, I create a massive automaton in the form of a dragon, powering it with a new element I discovered during my time learning called Obamium. I send my automaton to gather every potato in the universe, and wait in a pocket dimension outside of time for it to return.
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Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I plant a nuclear bomb in a potato. It deals 10122 fire damage to the automaton.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
The automaton, though severely damaged, continues on its mission.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Krathian the Conquering Demon Lord of the 777th layer of the abyss launches a conquest allied with the potato gods to retrieve the potatoes locked outside of time
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I cast Fireball on myself, but since I use a level -2 spell slot, the fireball is so weak that it actually heals me.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
I relocate to Mechanus, leaving the potatoes behind.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
That is wise, the potato gods bless you
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
galax homebrews a spell that summons thousands of potato's
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
Only the potao gods can summon potatoes
DIE SCUMSPAWN
(BLASTING NOISES)
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Well, technically, creation would work, though the potatoes would only last one day, and you could argue that it's possible to make potatoes with fabricate, though you'd need something with all the atoms in a potato.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Use True Polymorph. Then polymorph the chickens left over from my alternate reality form's [spell]True Polymorph[spell] into huge potatoes.
I use Creation to create 125 cubic feet of potatoes. Then I hit them all with Burning Hands. Then I sell the baked potatoes for 10 pp each.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
Creation can only create a single object, so you'd get a 125 cubic foot potato. Also, burning hands is instantaneous, so it would do very little or just burn the potatoes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Darn.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her