I go and have a party in the inter-dimensional void with W.D. Gaster and lots of pretzel bread.
I eat all the pretzel bread and laugh maniacally.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I go and have a party in the inter-dimensional void with W.D. Gaster and lots of pretzel bread.
I eat all the pretzel bread and laugh maniacally.
I hide in the pretzel bread so he eats me, then I eat all the pretzel bread in his stomach.
I kill both of you and reunite Gaster with his sons/brothers/some relative...
It only appears as though I died, but in reality I switched myself with a non-sentient clone at the last second, therefore surviving.
Then I walk over to Gaster and ask how he feels.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I leave the VOID and assume one of my many forms, "DM". I start killing gods just for the heck of it, and also I clear all the potato crops and make a new crop.
I leave the VOID and assume one of my many forms, "DM". I start killing gods just for the heck of it, and also I clear all the potato crops and make a new crop.
You have cleared potato fields? I do not speak for them, but I believe that this would anger the potato gods greatly. I send an army to stop you from clearing the potato crops.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I leave the VOID and assume one of my many forms, "DM". I start killing gods just for the heck of it, and also I clear all the potato crops and make a new crop.
You have cleared potato fields? I do not speak for them, but I believe that this would anger the potato gods greatly. I send an army to stop you from clearing the potato crops.
I kill all the potato gods and armies since I have the Unstoppable trait.
My people inhabit the Celtic-esque world of Annmora, and I command them to build defensive walls and ration their potatoes. Also I start killing the potato god's armies with 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 immortal Krathians. How do you like that, ItsNotAChest???
A wave of random energy suddenly makes all the potatoes and armies and especially Samwise Gamgee also immortal. And all other potatoes in existence, including those on Annmora, are now sentient, immortal, and joining the war effort. Guess now you're getting a taste of your own medicine.
My people inhabit the Celtic-esque world of Annmora, and I command them to build defensive walls and ration their potatoes. Also I start killing the potato god's armies with 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 immortal Krathians. How do you like that, ItsNotAChest???
Steve is both appalled and impressed
An infinite multiversal war between the Krathians begins, until one Krathian (The one who became a demon lord) builds an organization that maintains the proper flow of time and confines most of the Krathians to their own worlds, but some of the more powerful ones lurk in the shadows ....
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
As a newly sentient potato I realize I have many eyes and can see all! For a moment it's overwhelming but then I grow wings and fly to a dormant volcano where I start a cult for beings who see too much. Our motto is "Now we have eyes and we can sees!" My grammar isn't very good. I'm a potato!
In this world, Allison has joined forces with Ezekiel, Most of the planes of reality have been turned into the world known as the Glass planes
Okay, that's impossible.
This is a thread of impossible things.
I start reinforcing the fourth wall, because it keeps being destroyed.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I kill everything everywhere and restart the world. I create an endless sky with a nice yellow sun. There is one floating island, in a 39 foot by 39 foot square of earth and grass.
I eat all the pretzel bread and laugh maniacally.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I hide in the pretzel bread so he eats me, then I eat all the pretzel bread in his stomach.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
I kill both of you and reunite Gaster with his sons/brothers/some relative...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
It only appears as though I died, but in reality I switched myself with a non-sentient clone at the last second, therefore surviving.
Then I walk over to Gaster and ask how he feels.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Gaster's reply:
*I feel...
*DARK
*DARKER
*YET DARKER
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I yell out. "SO just like this stomach?!*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*NO!!! I get no sympathy. Everyone online says I'm evil, all because of that stupid River Person (angry muttering)...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I leave the VOID and assume one of my many forms, "DM". I start killing gods just for the heck of it, and also I clear all the potato crops and make a new crop.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You have cleared potato fields? I do not speak for them, but I believe that this would anger the potato gods greatly. I send an army to stop you from clearing the potato crops.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I kill all the potato gods and armies since I have the Unstoppable trait.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Armies of the potato god's children rise to punish you for your crimes. Sam Gamgee commands their forces and prepares to wipe out your people
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
My people inhabit the Celtic-esque world of Annmora, and I command them to build defensive walls and ration their potatoes. Also I start killing the potato god's armies with 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 immortal Krathians. How do you like that, ItsNotAChest???
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
A wave of random energy suddenly makes all the potatoes and armies and especially Samwise Gamgee also immortal. And all other potatoes in existence, including those on Annmora, are now sentient, immortal, and joining the war effort. Guess now you're getting a taste of your own medicine.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Steve is both appalled and impressed
An infinite multiversal war between the Krathians begins, until one Krathian (The one who became a demon lord) builds an organization that maintains the proper flow of time and confines most of the Krathians to their own worlds, but some of the more powerful ones lurk in the shadows ....
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
In this world, Allison has joined forces with Ezekiel, Most of the planes of reality have been turned into the world known as the Glass planes
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
As a newly sentient potato I realize I have many eyes and can see all! For a moment it's overwhelming but then I grow wings and fly to a dormant volcano where I start a cult for beings who see too much. Our motto is "Now we have eyes and we can sees!" My grammar isn't very good. I'm a potato!
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
Okay, that's impossible.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
This is a thread of impossible things.
I start reinforcing the fourth wall, because it keeps being destroyed.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I cast wall of force to make the fourth wall again.
Then I go up to the "newly sentient potato" (BTI_Brian) and cast a 10th-level spell on him, dealing 10442 force damage.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
I kill everything everywhere and restart the world. I create an endless sky with a nice yellow sun. There is one floating island, in a 39 foot by 39 foot square of earth and grass.
I start a farm.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.