I steal Djrowee's wall powers, and turn Baal into a wall.
Ahem...
Immunities (Ex): Elder evils have immunity to polymorphing, petrification, and any other spell or ability that alters their form. They are not subject to energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, or death from massive damage. They are immune to mind-affecting spells and abilities. Most elder evils have immunity to a specific energy type, depending on their nature.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 6
I cast Banishment to send you back. Then I lock of this plane of existence so Baalzeboop can't return from.their plane, and Djro stays in the discord realm.
My save:
56
As a god, my save DC is 100.
All elder evils have anathematic secrecy (see below), which shields them from divination spells by divine casters. Each elder evil has one additional malefic property, chosen from the list that follows, as appropriate to its nature. The sample elder evils provided in this book can guide you in deciding on a suitable malefic property for one of your own design.
Malefic Properties (mine are in bold):
Anathematic secrecy: Immune to all divine divination spells and effects Dark visiting: Send nightmares that deal Wisdom damage Discord and woe: Incite killing rage in living creatures Divine enervation: Prevent divine casters from regaining spells Divine scourge: Burst of corrupt energy sickens and deals vile damage to divine casters and extraplanar creatures Impervious to the Divine: Immune to all divine magic True death: Dead creatures can never be raised
I summon Vecna, he does it for me.
Vecna is a lesser deity. Even if he's using his "wizard magic," his DC would be significantly lower than 56.
I bless Vecna with divine magic in a way that doesn't count for your rules. Save is 57.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I steal Djrowee's wall powers, and turn Baal into a wall.
Ahem...
Immunities (Ex): Elder evils have immunity to polymorphing, petrification, and any other spell or ability that alters their form. They are not subject to energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, or death from massive damage. They are immune to mind-affecting spells and abilities. Most elder evils have immunity to a specific energy type, depending on their nature.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 6
I cast Banishment to send you back. Then I lock of this plane of existence so Baalzeboop can't return from.their plane, and Djro stays in the discord realm.
My save:
56
As a god, my save DC is 100.
All elder evils have anathematic secrecy (see below), which shields them from divination spells by divine casters. Each elder evil has one additional malefic property, chosen from the list that follows, as appropriate to its nature. The sample elder evils provided in this book can guide you in deciding on a suitable malefic property for one of your own design.
Malefic Properties (mine are in bold):
Anathematic secrecy: Immune to all divine divination spells and effects Dark visiting: Send nightmares that deal Wisdom damage Discord and woe: Incite killing rage in living creatures Divine enervation: Prevent divine casters from regaining spells Divine scourge: Burst of corrupt energy sickens and deals vile damage to divine casters and extraplanar creatures Impervious to the Divine: Immune to all divine magic True death: Dead creatures can never be raised
I summon Vecna, he does it for me.
Vecna is a lesser deity. Even if he's using his "wizard magic," his DC would be significantly lower than 56.
I bless Vecna with divine magic in a way that doesn't count for your rules. Save is 57.
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source. Benefit: The elder evil is immune to all divine spells, whether from a spellcaster or a magic item. It is also immune to spell-like and supernatural abilities of extraplanar creatures and deities. This ability is always active.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 15
Vecna is still a deity.
Also, side note, Elder Evils need not be from another plane of existence. Banishment eventually ends if the target isn't from another plane it can be sent back to.
I steal Djrowee's wall powers, and turn Baal into a wall.
Ahem...
Immunities (Ex): Elder evils have immunity to polymorphing, petrification, and any other spell or ability that alters their form. They are not subject to energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, or death from massive damage. They are immune to mind-affecting spells and abilities. Most elder evils have immunity to a specific energy type, depending on their nature.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 6
I cast Banishment to send you back. Then I lock of this plane of existence so Baalzeboop can't return from.their plane, and Djro stays in the discord realm.
My save:
56
As a god, my save DC is 100.
All elder evils have anathematic secrecy (see below), which shields them from divination spells by divine casters. Each elder evil has one additional malefic property, chosen from the list that follows, as appropriate to its nature. The sample elder evils provided in this book can guide you in deciding on a suitable malefic property for one of your own design.
Malefic Properties (mine are in bold):
Anathematic secrecy: Immune to all divine divination spells and effects Dark visiting: Send nightmares that deal Wisdom damage Discord and woe: Incite killing rage in living creatures Divine enervation: Prevent divine casters from regaining spells Divine scourge: Burst of corrupt energy sickens and deals vile damage to divine casters and extraplanar creatures Impervious to the Divine: Immune to all divine magic True death: Dead creatures can never be raised
I summon Vecna, he does it for me.
Vecna is a lesser deity. Even if he's using his "wizard magic," his DC would be significantly lower than 56.
I bless Vecna with divine magic in a way that doesn't count for your rules. Save is 57.
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source. Benefit: The elder evil is immune to all divine spells, whether from a spellcaster or a magic item. It is also immune to spell-like and supernatural abilities of extraplanar creatures and deities. This ability is always active.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 15
Vecna is still a deity.
Also, side note, Elder Evils need not be from another plane of existence. Banishment eventually ends if the target isn't from another plane it can be sent back to.
I call forth my pet tarrasque and they swallow you. I had previously fed them 69420 pounds of non-tarrasque-damaging dynamite. Enjoy :)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I steal Djrowee's wall powers, and turn Baal into a wall.
Ahem...
Immunities (Ex): Elder evils have immunity to polymorphing, petrification, and any other spell or ability that alters their form. They are not subject to energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, or death from massive damage. They are immune to mind-affecting spells and abilities. Most elder evils have immunity to a specific energy type, depending on their nature.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 6
I cast Banishment to send you back. Then I lock of this plane of existence so Baalzeboop can't return from.their plane, and Djro stays in the discord realm.
My save:
56
As a god, my save DC is 100.
All elder evils have anathematic secrecy (see below), which shields them from divination spells by divine casters. Each elder evil has one additional malefic property, chosen from the list that follows, as appropriate to its nature. The sample elder evils provided in this book can guide you in deciding on a suitable malefic property for one of your own design.
Malefic Properties (mine are in bold):
Anathematic secrecy: Immune to all divine divination spells and effects Dark visiting: Send nightmares that deal Wisdom damage Discord and woe: Incite killing rage in living creatures Divine enervation: Prevent divine casters from regaining spells Divine scourge: Burst of corrupt energy sickens and deals vile damage to divine casters and extraplanar creatures Impervious to the Divine: Immune to all divine magic True death: Dead creatures can never be raised
I summon Vecna, he does it for me.
Vecna is a lesser deity. Even if he's using his "wizard magic," his DC would be significantly lower than 56.
I bless Vecna with divine magic in a way that doesn't count for your rules. Save is 57.
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source. Benefit: The elder evil is immune to all divine spells, whether from a spellcaster or a magic item. It is also immune to spell-like and supernatural abilities of extraplanar creatures and deities. This ability is always active.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 15
Vecna is still a deity.
Also, side note, Elder Evils need not be from another plane of existence. Banishment eventually ends if the target isn't from another plane it can be sent back to.
I call forth my pet tarrasque and they swallow you. I had previously fed them 69420 pounds of non-tarrasque-damaging dynamite. Enjoy :)
Make an attack roll for the tarrasque. Also, my avatar alone is Gargantuan, so unless your tarrasque is actually the size of a star, which would be impossible since tarrasques live underground, I don't think it could swallow me in one bite.
I steal Djrowee's wall powers, and turn Baal into a wall.
Ahem...
Immunities (Ex): Elder evils have immunity to polymorphing, petrification, and any other spell or ability that alters their form. They are not subject to energy drain, ability drain, ability damage, or death from massive damage. They are immune to mind-affecting spells and abilities. Most elder evils have immunity to a specific energy type, depending on their nature.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 6
I cast Banishment to send you back. Then I lock of this plane of existence so Baalzeboop can't return from.their plane, and Djro stays in the discord realm.
My save:
56
As a god, my save DC is 100.
All elder evils have anathematic secrecy (see below), which shields them from divination spells by divine casters. Each elder evil has one additional malefic property, chosen from the list that follows, as appropriate to its nature. The sample elder evils provided in this book can guide you in deciding on a suitable malefic property for one of your own design.
Malefic Properties (mine are in bold):
Anathematic secrecy: Immune to all divine divination spells and effects Dark visiting: Send nightmares that deal Wisdom damage Discord and woe: Incite killing rage in living creatures Divine enervation: Prevent divine casters from regaining spells Divine scourge: Burst of corrupt energy sickens and deals vile damage to divine casters and extraplanar creatures Impervious to the Divine: Immune to all divine magic True death: Dead creatures can never be raised
I summon Vecna, he does it for me.
Vecna is a lesser deity. Even if he's using his "wizard magic," his DC would be significantly lower than 56.
I bless Vecna with divine magic in a way that doesn't count for your rules. Save is 57.
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source. Benefit: The elder evil is immune to all divine spells, whether from a spellcaster or a magic item. It is also immune to spell-like and supernatural abilities of extraplanar creatures and deities. This ability is always active.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 15
Vecna is still a deity.
Also, side note, Elder Evils need not be from another plane of existence. Banishment eventually ends if the target isn't from another plane it can be sent back to.
I call forth my pet tarrasque and they swallow you. I had previously fed them 69420 pounds of non-tarrasque-damaging dynamite. Enjoy :)
Make an attack roll for the tarrasque. Also, my avatar alone is Gargantuan, so unless your tarrasque is actually the size of a star, which would be impossible since tarrasques live underground, I don't think it could swallow me in one bite.
I legit rolled a 69, the power of meme makes it auto hit. You have been grappled, the Tarrasque swallows you. (It's stomach and mouth are like a bag of holding.)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I legit rolled a 69, the power of meme makes it auto hit. You have been grappled, the Tarrasque swallows you. (It's stomach and mouth are like a bag of holding.)
Yeah, uh, sorry, you gotta use the tarrasque's actual stats, or else it doesn't count. Even if you've given it a divine blessing, that's divine power, which I am immune to.
I legit rolled a 69, the power of meme makes it auto hit. You have been grappled, the Tarrasque swallows you. (It's stomach and mouth are like a bag of holding.)
Yeah, uh, sorry, you gotta use the tarrasque's actual stats, or else it doesn't count. Even if you've given it a divine blessing, that's divine power, which I am immune to.
(To be fair, this is a thread where you can do anything.)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I send Reddit guards to monitor you
They shut down the army.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Using my power as SUPREME discord mod. I completely control all of Nothics army now making them become potato's.
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I bless Vecna with divine magic in a way that doesn't count for your rules. Save is 57.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Bad move buddy, as the god of potatoes as well as potassium, I now control the entire army.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I order the army to guard Nothic and Djro at all times.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I now use my polymorph ability to create the army to walls. Now controlling.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source.
Benefit: The elder evil is immune to all divine spells, whether from a spellcaster or a magic item. It is also immune to spell-like and supernatural abilities of extraplanar creatures and deities. This ability is always active.
Elder Evils, by Robert J. Schwalb, page 15
Vecna is still a deity.
Also, side note, Elder Evils need not be from another plane of existence. Banishment eventually ends if the target isn't from another plane it can be sent back to.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
They liked being potatoes better. They would make a save, but I don't know how to do that on the app.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I call forth my pet tarrasque and they swallow you. I had previously fed them 69420 pounds of non-tarrasque-damaging dynamite. Enjoy :)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
For failing to make a save, you auto-fail.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I decide even if I can't prove it's legit I will still roll. 5 d20 plus 69.
122.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The save is 123
Meaning they stay with me.
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The potatoes have the Lucky trait.
112 :/ but I give them all my blessing of plus 420 to make them succeed. Still serve me.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Make an attack roll for the tarrasque. Also, my avatar alone is Gargantuan, so unless your tarrasque is actually the size of a star, which would be impossible since tarrasques live underground, I don't think it could swallow me in one bite.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I legit rolled a 69, the power of meme makes it auto hit. You have been grappled, the Tarrasque swallows you. (It's stomach and mouth are like a bag of holding.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I decide to have lunch. Brb.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Yeah, uh, sorry, you gotta use the tarrasque's actual stats, or else it doesn't count. Even if you've given it a divine blessing, that's divine power, which I am immune to.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Using my powers of wall I now make the tarrasque a wall.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
(To be fair, this is a thread where you can do anything.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I ask Djrowee if they want to team up to defeat this Elder Evil.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig