I legit rolled a 69, the power of meme makes it auto hit. You have been grappled, the Tarrasque swallows you. (It's stomach and mouth are like a bag of holding.)
Yeah, uh, sorry, you gotta use the tarrasque's actual stats, or else it doesn't count. Even if you've given it a divine blessing, that's divine power, which I am immune to.
(To be fair, this is a thread where you can do anything.)
That doesn't mean it's gonna work, though. The Tarrasque is chump change compared to an Elder Evil.
The Tarrasque tries to bite, then decides to spit you outside, past the 4th wall. I trap Djrowee in a cage and harness his wall powers to seel you into the audience, forever.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I now answer with no. Due to the fact that I am the embodiment of pure chaos I cannot take sides.
I now shoot destructive Tacos everywhere.
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That doesn't mean it's gonna work, though. The Tarrasque is chump change compared to an Elder Evil.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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I realize the thread is silent. Oh dear, I hope it isn't dead again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
We are the undead
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
I demand everyone farm, and offer me 75 percent of the harvest.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I use the power of rick roll to prevent this and now use the ability to
cross out certain thingsto defeat you.Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
I ask you, the Lord of Rickroll, if I can have a copy of the movie Up. This paradox makes you incapable of doing anything.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nah, it’s safe for now.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I ask to join the army. I need a job.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I realize that jwc is only using this thread to farm a higher post count.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
This is unacceptable.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I call on the power of the discord mods to punish him.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I was going to let you in. But...
You said this.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I start growing oranges.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
This is true.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Make a save vs the discord mods >:)
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The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I cast Redditor's shield, no effect.
Unfortunately, our fighting is waking up the beast known as TikTok. We must be quiet for a bit.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I say, "Ok, I think we are good now."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Your crops magically change into bananas.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig