We throw a huge party. Worthy of the gods, the food is double the size what my pet tarrasque eats.
I realize you are now basically god of the Underdark, and the underground in general. I am essentially god of the land. We ponder who the god of the sky is.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A rare sighting of Tiamat's conga line. They appear to currently be in the lands of Potatoloft.
Bahamut's disco party forms an interdimensional Nexus of portals, so people from all over the multiverse can join the disco.
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I create a new metal under my control, called potassiumite.
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I appear once agains...as a mushroom being, and become god of the shroom.
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Do to the fact you are no longer a being of pure chaos and can take sides, I ask if you want to form an alliance.
(I trap you in a cage of solid pure potassiumite until you agree, and that stuff is STRONG.)
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Using the power of small mushroom.
I walk out of the cracks in the cage and now sink back to my underground mushrooom lair.
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The drow worship you, since the Underdark is full of mushrooms. Lolth gets jealous and tries to kill you.
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All Circle of Spore druids worship you now. I create the circle of potassium.
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I eat lolth.
Yes, exactly the way you think a mushroom would devour someone whole.
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The drow now love you so much they won't let you leave.
On the surface, I take my pet tarrasque to the vet for the weekly checkup on Mount Celestia. Due to his potassium, he is perfectly healthy.
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The vet is a Mushroom vet.
They say your pet has too much potassium.
You need to have a stable potassium intake.
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I call the vet out for not being my normal vet. The normal vet says my Tarrasque is healthy.
I create a new domain for clerics: Potassium.
All of the new potassium subclasses I make:
Warlock: The POTASSIUM Lord
Druid: Circle of Potassium
Cleric: Potassium domain
Paladin: Oath of Potassium
Monk: Way of Potassium
Bard: College of Potassium
(Might make homebrew for some of these later if I'm bored)
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you pitch your idea to Chris Perkins. He does not approve.
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My Tarrasque accidentally eats Chris Perkins. However, everyone is very understanding.
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I point out that you are including the main magic/healing classes.
And not close-combat classes such as
The Barbarian
The Fighter
The Ranger
The Rouge
I now make sub-classes for those
Barbarian: Myconid-Touched
Fighter: Toadstool Master
Ranger: SHroom Finder
Rouge: Mushroom Found
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I point out you didn't make any for magic classes. I make subclasses for the fighters.
Barbarian: Potassium Rage
Fighter: Potassium Style
Ranger: Potassium Master
Rogue: Agent of Potassium
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I realize we are almost at page 69. This is a great achievement.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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I point out my Names are better,
I also create a peace treaty of this amazing acomplishment.
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We throw a huge party. Worthy of the gods, the food is double the size what my pet tarrasque eats.
I realize you are now basically god of the Underdark, and the underground in general. I am essentially god of the land. We ponder who the god of the sky is.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I make a caw caw sound to the sky to see if anyone resonds.
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