We throw a huge party. Worthy of the gods, the food is double the size what my pet tarrasque eats.
I realize you are now basically god of the Underdark, and the underground in general. I am essentially god of the land. We ponder who the god of the sky is.
I now celebrate in the underground due to it being the 69th page.
I celebrate in the sky. I also say “HUZZAR!”, breaking the 9th wall.
This reminds me to check the 4th wall. The Elder Evil is still trapped behind there. I break the 5th wall, which the audience has moved to, to expand my almighty potassium temple.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I now celebrate in the underground due to it being the 69th page.
I celebrate in the sky. I also say “HUZZAR!”, breaking the 9th wall.
This reminds me to check the 4th wall. The Elder Evil is still trapped behind there. I break the 5th wall, which the audience has moved to, to expand my almighty potassium temple.
I start growing oranges in the temple. I like oranges.
I now celebrate in the underground due to it being the 69th page.
I celebrate in the sky. I also say “HUZZAR!”, breaking the 9th wall.
This reminds me to check the 4th wall. The Elder Evil is still trapped behind there. I break the 5th wall, which the audience has moved to, to expand my almighty potassium temple.
I start growing oranges in the temple. I like oranges.
Due to the oranges having potassium, I am fine with it. I give you materials to build a sky temple as a peace offering. Same to the underground.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I now celebrate in the underground due to it being the 69th page.
I celebrate in the sky. I also say “HUZZAR!”, breaking the 9th wall.
This reminds me to check the 4th wall. The Elder Evil is still trapped behind there. I break the 5th wall, which the audience has moved to, to expand my almighty potassium temple.
I start growing oranges in the temple. I like oranges.
Due to the oranges having potassium, I am fine with it. I give you materials to build a sky temple as a peace offering. Same to the underground.
I accept the materials and begin to grow a massive orange plant until it reaches the sky. Like Jack and the Beanstalk, but delicious.
You hear a screech from beneath your feet.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
(me)
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I now celebrate in the underground due to it being the 69th page.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
We all throw a big celebration. POTASSIUM FOR ALL! (All of the party food has potassium in it)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I grow more oranges. I like oranges.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I celebrate in the sky. I also say “HUZZAR!”, breaking the 9th wall.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I wonder how you grow crops in the sky.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You are left wondering. I continue growing crops in the sky.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
This reminds me to check the 4th wall. The Elder Evil is still trapped behind there. I break the 5th wall, which the audience has moved to, to expand my almighty potassium temple.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I extremely offended from the food having nothing but potassium in it.
I bring spiders from the underdark and eat them in spite of lolth.
I also make chicken wings.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
I request chicken wings.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I give the chicken wings potassium, but you can't taste it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I start growing oranges in the temple. I like oranges.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I frown disapprovingly, but continue eating them.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I realize that I am close to 400 posts. My goal is 500. I begin to dance.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Due to the oranges having potassium, I am fine with it. I give you materials to build a sky temple as a peace offering. Same to the underground.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I accept the materials and begin to grow a massive orange plant until it reaches the sky. Like Jack and the Beanstalk, but delicious.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Djrowee begins hearing voices in the underground, yelling WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND! how was the fall?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
my orange plant has reached space. I prepare myself for the ensuing interstellar travel.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Advertisements bombard you for Spelljammer books.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig