I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
The flumph tastes terrible. You vomit. However, you heal 50145 psychic damage from pleasure. Aka,.you take that much damage.
Meanwhile, I STILL am hoping there is less lore this time, while trying to put you in a cage of solid, unbreakable potassiumite.
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
I apply to join the maintenance team.
You are given an interview.
I put it in my pocket.
The head of maintenance says "wow, you can fit interviews in your pocket? Really interesting skill. Anything else I should know?"
“You’re really bad at your job. You let that elder evil loose.” I nod to the elder evil standing right behind me.
You fail to get the job. "But didn't you baking that cake set him free?"
“Didn’t you try to stop the ritual, which was the final step of the ritual. Seriously, who hired you? That jwc guy?”
"Wait... aren't you the guy that tried to kill Don? No job, and by the way, your people are, like, trying to banish you from this plane of existence and stuff."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
The flumph tastes terrible. You vomit. However, you heal 50145 psychic damage from pleasure. Aka,.you take that much damage.
Meanwhile, I STILL am hoping there is less lore this time, while trying to put you in a cage of solid, unbreakable potassiumite.
A M O R P H O U S, I slip out.
I put you in a pure, solid, unbreakable, potassiumite sphere with no holes. Potassiumite weakens you... you can't use any magic.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
The flumph tastes terrible. You vomit. However, you heal 50145 psychic damage from pleasure. Aka,.you take that much damage.
Meanwhile, I STILL am hoping there is less lore this time, while trying to put you in a cage of solid, unbreakable potassiumite.
A M O R P H O U S, I slip out.
I put you in a pure, solid, unbreakable, potassiumite sphere with no holes. Potassiumite weakens you... you can't use any magic.
I have no weakness to potassiumite. Plus, imprisoning me as such would require DIVINE POWER OVER POTASSIUM, which, if you recall, I am IMMUNE TO DIVINE POWER!!!
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
The flumph tastes terrible. You vomit. However, you heal 50145 psychic damage from pleasure. Aka,.you take that much damage.
Meanwhile, I STILL am hoping there is less lore this time, while trying to put you in a cage of solid, unbreakable potassiumite.
A M O R P H O U S, I slip out.
I put you in a pure, solid, unbreakable, potassiumite sphere with no holes. Potassiumite weakens you... you can't use any magic.
I have no weakness to potassiumite. Plus, imprisoning me as such would require DIVINE POWER OVER POTASSIUM, which, if you recall, I am IMMUNE TO DIVINE POWER!!!
MUAHAHAHAH!!!
I put my entire turn into hoping (can't pray since I'm a literal god) that this Elder Evil doesn't get fully obsessed with lore.
Also, you didn't actually do anything to escape the sphere, so I command it to close in and squish you.I also very silently move it closer to the 4th wall, but you don't notice.
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
The flumph tastes terrible. You vomit. However, you heal 50145 psychic damage from pleasure. Aka,.you take that much damage.
Meanwhile, I STILL am hoping there is less lore this time, while trying to put you in a cage of solid, unbreakable potassiumite.
A M O R P H O U S, I slip out.
I put you in a pure, solid, unbreakable, potassiumite sphere with no holes. Potassiumite weakens you... you can't use any magic.
I have no weakness to potassiumite. Plus, imprisoning me as such would require DIVINE POWER OVER POTASSIUM, which, if you recall, I am IMMUNE TO DIVINE POWER!!!
MUAHAHAHAH!!!
I put my entire turn into hoping (can't pray since I'm a literal god) that this Elder Evil doesn't get fully obsessed with lore.
Also, you didn't actually do anything to escape the sphere, so I command it to close in and squish you.I also very silently move it closer to the 4th wall, but you don't notice.
Being THE SIZE OF A PLANET, I break out of the sphere, ignoring the divine power holding it together. I then hide, using my
Anathematic secrecy: Immune to all divine divination spells and effects
to make it impossible for any gods to find or imprison me unless I allow them to.
I yell out ALT F4 FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET!!!
Nice try, I disabled keyboard shortcuts.
I make a decision I hope I don't regret later.
I make a deal with the king of the Discord realm (not divine, it's a demon), and he turns you from an Elder Evil into a Discord moderator. The discord plane is now behind the 5th wall, because it's really bugging me that the audience isn't behind the 4th. (It feels wrong.)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I yell out ALT F4 FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET!!!
Nice try, I disabled keyboard shortcuts.
I make a decision I hope I don't regret later.
I make a deal with the king of the Discord realm (not divine, it's a demon), and he turns you from an Elder Evil into a Discord moderator. The discord plane is now behind the 5th wall, because it's really bugging me that the audience isn't behind the 4th. (It feels wrong.)
Ahem...
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source. Benefit: The elder evil is immune to all divine spells, whether from a spellcaster or a magic item. It is also immune to spell-like and supernatural abilities of extraplanar creatures and deities. This ability is always active.
I move the Discord plane back into Avernus due to the deal breaking. Suddenly, a strange screen appears. Out of curiosity, you tap it, and it sings a familiar song known all around the plane.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
The song continues, and you run away as far as you can. It's not just outside of the 4th wall, it's outside of the entire studio. They go on pure lockdown, and in case you make it back in the studio, I block all potential openings with potassiumite, and unbreakable, non divine materials.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I move the Discord plane back into Avernus due to the deal breaking. Suddenly, a strange screen appears. Out of curiosity, you tap it, and it sings a familiar song known all around the plane.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
The song continues, and you run away as far as you can. It's not just outside of the 4th wall, it's outside of the entire studio. They go on pure lockdown, and in case you make it back in the studio, I block all potential openings with potassiumite, and unbreakable, non divine materials.
I'm sorry, you don't control what I do, since that would be mind control and WHAT'S THIS?!!
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source.
Also, even if I did tap it, I like that song anyway.
I move the Discord plane back into Avernus due to the deal breaking. Suddenly, a strange screen appears. Out of curiosity, you tap it, and it sings a familiar song known all around the plane.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
The song continues, and you run away as far as you can. It's not just outside of the 4th wall, it's outside of the entire studio. They go on pure lockdown, and in case you make it back in the studio, I block all potential openings with potassiumite, and unbreakable, non divine materials.
I'm sorry, you don't control what I do, since that would be mind control and WHAT'S THIS?!!
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source.
Also, even if I did tap it, I like that song anyway.
It's not a divine song. And I was just saying you were curious.
It isn't the song itself, you were just ashamed you got Rickrolled.
And either way, the whole point of this thread is just to be chaos with no rules (besides obviously not breaking tos). So chill a bit.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I move the Discord plane back into Avernus due to the deal breaking. Suddenly, a strange screen appears. Out of curiosity, you tap it, and it sings a familiar song known all around the plane.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
The song continues, and you run away as far as you can. It's not just outside of the 4th wall, it's outside of the entire studio. They go on pure lockdown, and in case you make it back in the studio, I block all potential openings with potassiumite, and unbreakable, non divine materials.
I'm sorry, you don't control what I do, since that would be mind control and WHAT'S THIS?!!
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source.
Also, even if I did tap it, I like that song anyway.
It's not a divine song. And I was just saying you were curious.
It isn't the song itself, you were just ashamed you got Rickrolled.
And either way, the whole point of this thread is just to be chaos with no rules (besides obviously not breaking tos). So chill a bit.
You keep trying to banish me from the thread because you can't stand that I stand up to you. You chill a bit.
I move the Discord plane back into Avernus due to the deal breaking. Suddenly, a strange screen appears. Out of curiosity, you tap it, and it sings a familiar song known all around the plane.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
The song continues, and you run away as far as you can. It's not just outside of the 4th wall, it's outside of the entire studio. They go on pure lockdown, and in case you make it back in the studio, I block all potential openings with potassiumite, and unbreakable, non divine materials.
I'm sorry, you don't control what I do, since that would be mind control and WHAT'S THIS?!!
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source.
Also, even if I did tap it, I like that song anyway.
It's not a divine song. And I was just saying you were curious.
It isn't the song itself, you were just ashamed you got Rickrolled.
And either way, the whole point of this thread is just to be chaos with no rules (besides obviously not breaking tos). So chill a bit.
You keep trying to banish me from the thread because you can't stand that I stand up to you. You chill a bit.
Also, I don't actually care about rickrolls.
Eh, I don't really wanna argue. Just clutters up the thread.
I negotiate a peace treaty. You don't mess with me, I don't mess with you. I know that if I defeat you, you'll keep coming back, and it will become an endless cycle.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
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“Didn’t you try to stop the ritual, which was the final step of the ritual. Seriously, who hired you? That jwc guy?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
A M O R P H O U S, I slip out.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Wait... aren't you the guy that tried to kill Don? No job, and by the way, your people are, like, trying to banish you from this plane of existence and stuff."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I put you in a pure, solid, unbreakable, potassiumite sphere with no holes. Potassiumite weakens you... you can't use any magic.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I have no weakness to potassiumite. Plus, imprisoning me as such would require DIVINE POWER OVER POTASSIUM, which, if you recall, I am IMMUNE TO DIVINE POWER!!!
MUAHAHAHAH!!!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I implore jwc to let Baalz be free. Surely he won’t hurt too many people!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I put my entire turn into hoping (can't pray since I'm a literal god) that this Elder Evil doesn't get fully obsessed with lore.
Also, you didn't actually do anything to escape the sphere, so I command it to close in and squish you.I also very silently move it closer to the 4th wall, but you don't notice.
I also say this quote chain is getting too long.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Being THE SIZE OF A PLANET, I break out of the sphere, ignoring the divine power holding it together. I then hide, using my
Anathematic secrecy: Immune to all divine divination spells and effects
to make it impossible for any gods to find or imprison me unless I allow them to.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I yell out ALT F4 FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nice try, I disabled keyboard shortcuts.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I make a decision I hope I don't regret later.
I make a deal with the king of the Discord realm (not divine, it's a demon), and he turns you from an Elder Evil into a Discord moderator. The discord plane is now behind the 5th wall, because it's really bugging me that the audience isn't behind the 4th. (It feels wrong.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Ahem...
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source.
Benefit: The elder evil is immune to all divine spells, whether from a spellcaster or a magic item. It is also immune to spell-like and supernatural abilities of extraplanar creatures and deities. This ability is always active.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I move the Discord plane back into Avernus due to the deal breaking. Suddenly, a strange screen appears. Out of curiosity, you tap it, and it sings a familiar song known all around the plane.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
The song continues, and you run away as far as you can. It's not just outside of the 4th wall, it's outside of the entire studio. They go on pure lockdown, and in case you make it back in the studio, I block all potential openings with potassiumite, and unbreakable, non divine materials.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I'm sorry, you don't control what I do, since that would be mind control and WHAT'S THIS?!!
Impervious to the Divine: An elder evil that has this property cannot be affected by divine magic of any kind, regardless of the source.
Also, even if I did tap it, I like that song anyway.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
It's not a divine song. And I was just saying you were curious.
It isn't the song itself, you were just ashamed you got Rickrolled.
And either way, the whole point of this thread is just to be chaos with no rules (besides obviously not breaking tos). So chill a bit.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You keep trying to banish me from the thread because you can't stand that I stand up to you. You chill a bit.
Also, I don't actually care about rickrolls.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Eh, I don't really wanna argue. Just clutters up the thread.
I negotiate a peace treaty. You don't mess with me, I don't mess with you. I know that if I defeat you, you'll keep coming back, and it will become an endless cycle.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I exist, not knowing what to do.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I exist as well.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Isn't that all we can do?
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)